Today we were midway up the chair when it stopped. Now this lift is cursed and stops a lot due to machine problems despite being a brand new state-of-the-art lift... Anyway the lift stops and I'm thinking 'classic Swifty' but the Russian family with us on the chair is jabbering away in Russian, occassionally all laughing. Out of nowhere, the dad started speaking English and I realized he was translating what his kids were saying to us! They were making jokes like "someone didn't put the bar down!" and the whole situation was honestly so funny.
We eventually get to the top and everyone is being directed sideways from the lift and as we passed the patrollers, I saw some dude just laying there on his stomach like a lazy jerry but then I saw the back of his leg. Oh my god. It was sliced open from top to bottom and his blood was everywhere. He must've fallen and slide back on his edges, yikes!