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My piss smells like popcorn

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Turd__Authority
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AnkillaAnkilla @X_ANKILLA @X_ANK1LLA and all your other aliases.....can you put piss on popcorn? Like butter? Or what about those Chinese Styrofoam edible noodles? Pour popcorn piss on those and it will feel just like movie theater popcorn.

This is the quality thread @montanaskier420 is looking for.
Feb 9 2022 6:15AM
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CowboySkibop
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drink more water
Feb 9 2022 11:59AM
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Slowbro
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You might be having a stroke
Feb 9 2022 2:59PM
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VTshredder69
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Feb 9 2022 3:15PM
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mattytru
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what?
Feb 10 2022 11:21PM
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mrk127
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Feb 11 2022 1:41AM
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sexyjulian
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Am I the only one awake at this hour?
Feb 11 2022 5:38AM
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X_ANKILLA
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Guys, stop talking about drinking piss, and just go drink some piss. stop being pussies.
Feb 13 2022 3:27PM
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Icant_kfed
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Prove it
Feb 13 2022 4:58PM
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swag_chic
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Dude honestly same. Glad I’m not the only one with this gift
Feb 13 2022 5:05PM
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jompcock
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They used to test for diabetes by peeing near an ant hill. If the ants go to your piss then it had sugar and the person was diabetic. Idk how accurate it actually was but sounds like you should get checked for diabetes?
Feb 13 2022 7:48PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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jompcockThey used to test for diabetes by peeing near an ant hill. If the ants go to your piss then it had sugar and the person was diabetic. Idk how accurate it actually was but sounds like you should get checked for diabetes?


Thatd only be if his piss smelled like caramel kettlecorn 🤤
Feb 14 2022 11:01AM
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