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How much piss can Ankilla drink before it kills him

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CharlzHub
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@X_ANKILLA i challenge you to drink 2 litres of urine every day. Please document the results and effects on your health
Feb 8 2022 6:05PM
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yungona
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he already does this..
Feb 8 2022 6:14PM
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Young_patty
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1) drinks fluids

2) body filters good parts out and discards the rest as piss

3) drink piss

4) body cycles out the bad parts of your piss and discards the rest

5) repeat steps 3-4 several times

6) by now your piss has been cleaned so many times that it is practically cleaner than water

7) drink more piss

8) ???????

9) profit
Feb 8 2022 6:16PM
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CharlzHub
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yungonahe already does this..


He can start at 1L and add one every day until he finds the limit. Place your bets for how many it takes to kill him
Feb 8 2022 6:18PM
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yungona
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CharlzHubHe can start at 1L and add one every day until he finds the limit. Place your bets for how many it takes to kill him


yes but you fail to realize that ankilla already drinks 5L of piss a day he is a piss drinking 𝓡𝓾𝓷π“ͺ𝓽𝓲𝓬
Feb 8 2022 6:24PM
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GrapeHunter
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Young_patty1) drinks fluids

2) body filters good parts out and discards the rest as piss

3) drink piss

4) body cycles out the bad parts of your piss and discards the rest

5) repeat steps 3-4 several times

6) by now your piss has been cleaned so many times that it is practically cleaner than water

7) drink more piss

8) ???????

9) profit


u literally said the it discards the rest... as ur piss. if you keep drinking it its just going to come out worse u dunce
Feb 8 2022 10:04PM
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Young_patty
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gilbert_grapeu literally said the it discards the rest... as ur piss. if you keep drinking it its just going to come out worse u dunce


Drink ur piss and prove it to me then doctor.
Feb 8 2022 11:20PM
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theabortionator
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Feb 9 2022 1:18AM
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Turd__Authority
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Young_pattyDrink ur piss and prove it to me then doctor.


Piss is concentrated full of stuff but if you drink water it would probably stay a similar concentration. You'll eventually develop problems with blood levels of various things though so yes it would eventually come out "worse" as the levels of solutes in your blood rise. Urine has a purpose and that's to filter out all sorts of stuff your body doesn't need. Reingesting that over the long term, while sterile for a very short time period would inherently be a risky health decision since it's a highly concentrated solution.
Feb 9 2022 7:06AM
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CowboySkibop
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but if you eat and drink clean ur piss isn't gonna have much bad shit in it. its probably kinda bad at first but after you filter thru and get used to it its probably fine
Feb 9 2022 12:01PM
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ski@jaypeak2
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CrunnchyPissFartbut if you eat and drink clean ur piss isn't gonna have much bad shit in it. its probably kinda bad at first but after you filter thru and get used to it its probably fine


I hope this website is around for another 20 years so CrunnchyPissFart can look back and remember a time when he was trying to convince himself dinking 2L of his own pee 'is probably fine'
Feb 9 2022 2:22PM
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CowboySkibop
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ski@jaypeak2I hope this website is around for another 20 years so CrunnchyPissFart can look back and remember a time when he was trying to convince himself dinking 2L of his own pee 'is probably fine'


Not saying I’d do it but not saying it’ll kill me
Feb 9 2022 2:24PM
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Slowbro
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How much pee do you need to drink to grow a new ACL? Asking for a friend
Feb 9 2022 3:25PM
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byubound
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People already drink 2L of soda a day, can't be worse than that
Feb 9 2022 4:32PM
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skierman
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byuboundPeople already drink 2L of soda a day, can't be worse than that


*Mormons* drink 2L of soda a day and yes, you're all fat and diabetic because of it.
Feb 9 2022 6:16PM
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X_ANKILLA
Posts: 2310 - Karma: -3,569
Yall get Eileen Gu to Drink Piss and I'll do this lil Challenge.
Feb 13 2022 3:26PM
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CharlzHub
Posts: 1108 - Karma: 8,039
Plan:

1. Kidnap the Chinese president during the Olympic closing ceremony

2. Tell the ccp that he will only be released if Eileen Gu is forced to drink piss

3. Eileen Gu drinks piss

4. Ankilla accepts challenge
Feb 13 2022 3:34PM
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Lemuel
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https://www.reddit.com/r/AskScienceDiscussion/comments/85vlpo/what_would_happen_if_i_peed_in_a_brita_filter/
Feb 15 2022 3:03AM
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abcdefu
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my record is a gallon in 20 mins
Feb 18 2022 2:47PM
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