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My mom isn't core

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BearsOnKetamine
Posts: 671 - Karma: 1,203
my mom said I don't need vishnus next season bc I have park, all mtn and, pow skis already. She was a racer and doesn't understand being a literal core of an apple. She's a bitch right and doesn't deserve farts right?
Feb 7 2022 1:39AM
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ASSholebomber22
Posts: 6594 - Karma: 69,700
We're gonna need pics of mom to be sure
Feb 7 2022 1:41AM
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BearsOnKetamine
Posts: 671 - Karma: 1,203
BiffbarfWe're gonna need pics of mom to be sure


she makes a hall look like a 6/10
Feb 7 2022 1:44AM
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Logi
Posts: 388 - Karma: 3,870
Nah bro u gotta chill out
Feb 7 2022 1:45AM
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PhlebotomistOld
Posts: 195 - Karma: 1,514
It says right on the website theyre meant for the streets, so technically you dont have that spot filled
Feb 7 2022 1:53AM
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combatgoon17
Posts: 74 - Karma: 326
having more than one pair of skis isn't core
Feb 7 2022 5:16AM
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jtong
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how do u miss so hard on all ur posts
Feb 7 2022 7:06PM
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BearsOnKetamine
Posts: 671 - Karma: 1,203
jtonghow do u miss so hard on all ur posts


If I knew I wouldn’t be missing
Feb 7 2022 7:07PM
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jtong
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BearsOnKetamineIf I knew I wouldn’t be missing


this is true..
Feb 7 2022 7:09PM
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Jems
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lame ass thread
Feb 7 2022 7:45PM
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KCoCM
Posts: 963 - Karma: 8,781
tell her just cuz ur nomads check all 3 boxes doesn’t mean u can live with only 1 pair of skis
Feb 7 2022 7:46PM
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asparagus
Posts: 2452 - Karma: 27,816
a REAL core mom would kick you out so that you can learn street skiing by living in the streets
Feb 7 2022 7:52PM
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sexyjulian
Posts: 873 - Karma: 11,217
I’m fucking your mom tonight and will be showing her what you said.
Feb 7 2022 8:03PM
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 2328 - Karma: 7,881
sexyjulianI’m fucking your mom tonight and will be showing her what you said.


me too
Feb 7 2022 8:43PM
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sullivano*b
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 8,081
pics or shut up
Feb 7 2022 8:49PM
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BearsOnKetamine
Posts: 671 - Karma: 1,203
sullivanobrien_pics or shut up


Ask @sexyjulian he’s doing my mom tn
Feb 7 2022 8:51PM
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mrk127
Posts: 1733 - Karma: 15,679
BearsOnKetamineshe makes a hall look like a 6/10



Feb 7 2022 9:00PM
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qazwsxedc34
Posts: 2886 - Karma: 2,252
Feb 7 2022 10:58PM
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marvin69
Posts: 63 - Karma: 656
BearsOnKetaminemy mom said I don't need vishnus next season bc I have park, all mtn and, pow skis already. She was a racer and doesn't understand being a literal core of an apple. She's a bitch right and doesn't deserve farts right?


ur literally speedrunning the lowest karma lmao we thought @skierman was bad
Feb 8 2022 9:03PM
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BearsOnKetamine
Posts: 671 - Karma: 1,203
marvin69ur literally speedrunning the lowest karma lmao we thought @skierman was bad


what is he at rn
Feb 9 2022 11:47PM
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