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Don’t Go To Deer Valley Tomorrow

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CrowbarJones
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I shit in the lobster bisque at deer valley /claim
Jan 31 2022 1:41AM
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weatcoast
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Ok
Jan 31 2022 2:08AM
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CatdickBojangles
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/claim
Jan 31 2022 7:53AM
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skierman
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Reported to the mods for being TOO FUCKING AWESOME!
Jan 31 2022 9:41AM
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CowboySkibop
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when I'm teaching ski lessons to kids I tell them that the yellow snow is lemonade flavored and keep a straight face so they may take me seriously
Jan 31 2022 10:04AM
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AndrewGravesSV
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big if true
Jan 31 2022 11:10AM
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eheath
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why would one even consider the bisque over deer valley turkey chili??
Jan 31 2022 11:14AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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As long as its half off ill be fine
Jan 31 2022 12:00PM
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CatdickBojangles
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TRVP_ANGELAs long as its half off ill be fine


Only $59.99 a bowl now.
Jan 31 2022 12:04PM
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CrowbarJones
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eheathwhy would one even consider the bisque over deer valley turkey chili??


The turkey chili is next 😈
Jan 31 2022 12:08PM
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eheath
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CrowbarJonesThe turkey chili is next 😈


idc what you do to it, its too good to not have.
Jan 31 2022 12:10PM
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iced
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lmao me too
Jan 31 2022 12:51PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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why would anyone willingly go to DV in the first place??
Jan 31 2022 1:02PM
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byubound
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BigPurpleSkiSuitwhy would anyone willingly go to DV in the first place??


To shit in the lobster bisque apparently
Jan 31 2022 1:09PM
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SuspiciousFish
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Jan 31 2022 1:31PM
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eheath
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BigPurpleSkiSuitwhy would anyone willingly go to DV in the first place??


Clearly you've never skied there, best groomers in Utah and a surprising amount of fun off piste terrain, plus you don't have to drive up BCC or LCC.
Jan 31 2022 1:47PM
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broto
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BigPurpleSkiSuitwhy would anyone willingly go to DV in the first place??


#1 destination for drinking beer and skiing in denim in Utah
Jan 31 2022 1:58PM
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skierman
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eheathClearly you've never skied there, best groomers in Utah and a surprising amount of fun off piste terrain, plus you don't have to drive up BCC or LCC.


And hardly any lift lines because they're all too busy in the spa jacking each other off with $100 bills.
Jan 31 2022 2:07PM
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CoolChillGuy420
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BigPurpleSkiSuitwhy would anyone willingly go to DV in the first place??

to use my wasatch benefit ticket and to gas a ton of beers on a nice midweek day with the boys
Jan 31 2022 2:42PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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DeebieSkeebiesto use my wasatch benefit ticket and to gas a ton of beers on a nice midweek day with the boys


okay, I'm sold, down to go
Jan 31 2022 3:12PM
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eheath
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BigPurpleSkiSuitokay, I'm sold, down to go


DV is dope, I would ski there instead of PC if the pass wasn't $2900

**This post was edited on Jan 31st 2022 at 3:13:48pm
Jan 31 2022 3:13PM
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CoolChillGuy420
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BigPurpleSkiSuitokay, I'm sold, down to go


eheathDV is dope, I would ski there instead of PC if the pass wasn't $2900

**This post was edited on Jan 31st 2022 at 3:13:48pm

There were some cool places to work at there too that allowed for a fun job, great schedule, decent money, and lots of skiing too. I enjoyed my time doing stuff up there at Empire.
Jan 31 2022 3:41PM
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eheath
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DeebieSkeebiesThere were some cool places to work at there too that allowed for a fun job, great schedule, decent money, and lots of skiing too. I enjoyed my time doing stuff up there at Empire.


Yeah that's an option for sure, nobody I knows has a pass at DV tho so I'd stick with my $600 epic pass and homies haha
Jan 31 2022 3:43PM
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Dilldoes
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BigPurpleSkiSuitwhy would anyone willingly go to DV in the first place??

It's fun if it's not your money kind of place.
Jan 31 2022 5:13PM
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SkiBum.
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Because it’s the best resort in Utah? Yeah, I said it.
BigPurpleSkiSuitwhy would anyone willingly go to DV in the first place??
Jan 31 2022 6:52PM
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XC
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I've been waiting for this hero for a LONG time
Jan 31 2022 7:05PM
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pissnu_skis
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Fight club vibes
Jan 31 2022 7:12PM
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Canis_lupus
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eheathwhy would one even consider the bisque over deer valley turkey chili??


eheath I know you ate shit and spilled beer at the corner store
Feb 1 2022 1:56PM
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eheath
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Canis_lupuseheath I know you ate shit and spilled beer at the corner store


and?
Feb 1 2022 1:56PM
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Canis_lupus
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eheathand?


That's it, just wanted you to know that I'm in your walls
Feb 1 2022 1:57PM
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eheath
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Canis_lupusThat's it, just wanted you to know that I'm in your walls


come hang sometime we're always having a good time
Feb 1 2022 1:59PM
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