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DOES EILEEN GU DRINK PISS?

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X_ANKILLA
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1028856/trim-939849E4-3761-4D82-8350-DC4DA77E1793-MOV
Jan 26 2022 11:18AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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When the apple juice sugarless and got extra high pH 😋
Jan 26 2022 11:24AM
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TreeJam
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Idk but I’d drink her piss
Jan 26 2022 11:25AM
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ank
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My dude needs to drink more water, look at the color of that piss.

**This post was edited on Jan 26th 2022 at 11:56:37am
Jan 26 2022 11:56AM
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CatdickBojangles
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Lmao Ankilla coming in hot with the restraining orders
Jan 26 2022 12:10PM
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keagan.karstens
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Honestly respect to Eileen for being cool w the show and everything.
Jan 26 2022 12:20PM
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Yukon_Cornelius
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“Go on New Schoolers, you’ll find out.”

Dying.
Jan 26 2022 1:00PM
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ASSholebomber22
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TreeJamIdk but I’d drink her piss





Niceee
Jan 26 2022 1:03PM
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KilaTsunami
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She don’t drink piss, or text me back smh chicks man
Jan 26 2022 2:03PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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What a horrible day to have ears and eyes
Jan 26 2022 2:05PM
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Wadyatalkinabout
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KilaTsunamiShe don’t drink piss, or text me back smh chicks man


All girls are the same 😪
Jan 26 2022 2:21PM
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Raf.Diaz.
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China's gov gonna try to take you down homie
Jan 26 2022 2:22PM
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broto
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It's like the Eric Andre show for pro skiers
Jan 26 2022 2:25PM
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Yukon_Cornelius
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@X_ANKILLA social credit in serious jeopardy after this one tho
Jan 26 2022 2:25PM
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GrandThings
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Would you smash Lisa Zimmerman if she shit on your floor?
Jan 26 2022 3:33PM
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ModMommy
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GrandThingsWould you smash Lisa Zimmerman if she shit on your floor?


Asking the real questions
Jan 26 2022 3:38PM
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GrandThings
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safarisamAsking the real questions


A true Newschoolers classic.
Jan 26 2022 3:43PM
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hoodratz47
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Can't look away. Can we..

In the end someone has to do it
brotoIt's like the Eric Andre show for pro skiers
Jan 26 2022 4:29PM
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MiIfHunter
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I’d like her to fart in my mouth….ya I’d like that a lot
Jan 26 2022 4:39PM
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Simkiwinki
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Ngl I just watched like every „kit Chat bars“ video and the vibe is on point
Jan 26 2022 4:47PM
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yungsteeze
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Confused about the terms of his $20 offer!! Did she fulfill the terms of the offer and perform under the verbal contract?
Was the reward contingent upon any answer to the question (whether yes or no)? Or was the reward contingent upon her performance in the form of an experimental trial of this novel dietary practice?
I am of the opinion the offer was probably voidable due to ambiguity. in any event, i suspect the offeree's revulsion was such that it would prevent her from reaching a proximity where delivery of the $20 was possible!
Jan 26 2022 5:18PM
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BearsOnKetamine
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Does Bella bacon have bacon flavored piss
Jan 26 2022 5:37PM
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ski_salmon69
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Everybody says oh don’t eat the yellow snow but what I’m saying is 9 times out of 10 it’s gonna be piss, but 1 time of 10 it’s gonna be lemonade so just give it a try-
@Mackaroni_space
Jan 26 2022 6:24PM
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Farmville420
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This trumps any other lit chat bar easily
Jan 26 2022 6:29PM
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ToddlerBodyBag
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Vile at every level
Jan 26 2022 7:02PM
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KilaTsunami
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ChazzzzAll girls are the same 😪


Big fax 📠
Jan 26 2022 7:24PM
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Mackaroni_space
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ski_salmon69Everybody says oh don’t eat the yellow snow but what I’m saying is 9 times out of 10 it’s gonna be piss, but 1 time of 10 it’s gonna be lemonade so just give it a try-
@Mackaroni_space


That’s what I’m sayin man
Jan 26 2022 8:11PM
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Kretzschmar
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Me after watching the video/reading this thread:

Jan 26 2022 8:45PM
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PimpChimpin
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Can you guys please stop harassing my girlfriend
Jan 26 2022 8:58PM
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*TURBONERD*
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I’m not going to watch that, but thanks (?) for the content.
Jan 26 2022 8:58PM
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mnosbod
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Brian.HenningDoes Bella bacon have bacon flavored piss


Jesus christ get a grip she's not even 18. Fucking 4chan pedo shit. Ban this man
Jan 26 2022 9:01PM
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BearsOnKetamine
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im 15
mnosbodJesus christ get a grip she's not even 18. Fucking 4chan pedo shit. Ban this man
Jan 26 2022 9:03PM
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PimpChimpin
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mnosbodJesus christ get a grip she's not even 18. Fucking 4chan pedo shit. Ban this man


She isn’t even 18? Yeah, this is kinda fucked contrary to popular belief
Jan 26 2022 9:05PM
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BigmoneyMatt
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MiIfHunterI’d like her to fart in my mouth….ya I’d like that a lot


her farts probably smell like butter chicken, mmmm delicious.
Jan 26 2022 9:13PM
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BearsOnKetamine
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Im 15 doggie
PimpChimpinShe isn’t even 18? Yeah, this is kinda fucked contrary to popular belief
Jan 26 2022 9:14PM
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mnosbod
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BearsOnKetamineim 15


I'm gonna have to get your mom on the phone. No internet for a week
Jan 26 2022 9:21PM
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BearsOnKetamine
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fasho
mnosbodI'm gonna have to get your mom on the phone. No internet for a week
Jan 26 2022 9:22PM
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ASSholebomber22
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I regret posting in this thread and y'all mfs need jesus
Jan 26 2022 9:25PM
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X_ANKILLA
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Bless y'all😂😂😂 I'm literally readin these to Liza
Jan 27 2022 12:22AM
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yaboibarrywhite
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My homie talked to her for like 30 seconds in steamboat once #claim
Jan 27 2022 1:00AM
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drifts
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X_ANKILLABless y'all😂😂😂 I'm literally readin these to Liza


does Liza drink piss?
Jan 27 2022 1:13AM
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ColoradoDogfart
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its days like these when i wish i was both deaf and blind
Jan 27 2022 1:50AM
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Skiblade420
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Can u read my dedicated thread to her on kit chat next time? Ok cool tell her I’ll be waiting
Jan 27 2022 3:59AM
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CoachTrifes
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this thread is so effing newschoolers, frontpage stuff
Jan 27 2022 5:33AM
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HaydenB
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sticky this thread now
Jan 27 2022 7:46AM
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BLandz
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mnosbodJesus christ get a grip she's not even 18. Fucking 4chan pedo shit. Ban this man

Don’t be a pussy he said he wonders if her piss tastes like bacon don’t act like you wouldn’t drink it too if it was bacon flavoured
Jan 27 2022 9:41AM
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Brule.
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@most of you in this thread:




**This post was edited on Jan 27th 2022 at 9:59:11am
Jan 27 2022 9:57AM
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PacificRimJob
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Ah, NS... never change...
Jan 27 2022 10:06AM
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Notaskibum
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Jan 27 2022 10:20AM
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NattyNine
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DingoSeanAh, NS... never change...


Some people on NS*
haha
Jan 27 2022 10:21AM
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boodizzle
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yungsteezeConfused about the terms of his $20 offer!! Did she fulfill the terms of the offer and perform under the verbal contract?
Was the reward contingent upon any answer to the question (whether yes or no)? Or was the reward contingent upon her performance in the form of an experimental trial of this novel dietary practice?
I am of the opinion the offer was probably voidable due to ambiguity. in any event, i suspect the offeree's revulsion was such that it would prevent her from reaching a proximity where delivery of the $20 was possible!

I see no contract formation
Jan 27 2022 7:06PM
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