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budr0
Posts: 2 - Karma: 61
If u collect all five of the new bent chet line can u summon Chris...

U know like Exodia
Jan 17 2022 5:34PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12199 - Karma: 109,577
Why would i even summon Chris. Whats he going to do? Paint trees in my room?
Jan 17 2022 6:32PM
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BrightFrog
Posts: 593 - Karma: 1,672
if u collect all five you become a TGR mod.
Jan 17 2022 8:35PM
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GloryHoleGary
Posts: 178 - Karma: 1,738
I heard if you collect all 5 you get a free flight to Jackson to read Kai Jones a bedtime story
Jan 17 2022 8:53PM
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SmokedGouda
Posts: 622 - Karma: 3,691
You just get 5 skis. Nothin more to it, but wouldn’t you want some variability. I bet the new 110s are gonna be sick, but the 120 is a classic. Tbh, you’d just be boring or mistakenly sponsored by atomic. So many other skis out there.
Jan 17 2022 8:59PM
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shinbangclan
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 7,527
if you take all five your chentler get bent
Jan 17 2022 9:01PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 8454 - Karma: 57,068
One can dream
TRVP_ANGELWhy would i even summon Chris. Whats he going to do? Paint trees in my room?
Jan 17 2022 9:26PM
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budr0
Posts: 2 - Karma: 61
SmokedGoudaYou just get 5 skis. Nothin more to it, but wouldn’t you want some variability. I bet the new 110s are gonna be sick, but the 120 is a classic. Tbh, you’d just be boring or mistakenly sponsored by atomic. So many other skis out there.


yet u like gouda
Jan 17 2022 10:37PM
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7036 - Karma: 15,778
You have to arrange the 5 pairs in a pentagram under the full moon. Each edge on every ski has to have drawn blood.
Touch each with fire and recite 13 recommendations of the BentChets to someone on the internet who is looking for the perfect do it all ski.
The spell is extra powerful if you have every length of each ski.
Jan 17 2022 11:42PM
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OregonDead
Posts: 6586 - Karma: 20,877
they actually all link together and you and 4 of your friends will combine to be exponentially more steezy . kinda like how they did on that show Voltron
Jan 18 2022 1:00AM
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AlexHallsEyebrow
Posts: 820 - Karma: 7,678
Collect them like infinity stones and every time you snap it wipes out 1/3 of the people who aren’t on TGR or that ride them
Jan 18 2022 11:33AM
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