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Looking for a ski with maximum "Kill Potential"

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Hey guys, a little bit about me, I'm like 6'8, 290 lbs, type 3++ skier.

I'm looking for a ski with maximum "Kill Potential" for mowing down Jerrys and little kids.
It's not that I *necessarily* want to murder them, I just need to eliminate any and all threats to my party.

They'll be replacing my fine Ukrainian-built Fisher Ranger 107 Ti Alpines (189cm).
I can't seem to get the blood stains off them, so I'm ready for something new... something deadly.

Thanks
Dec 23 2021 2:12AM
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Simkiwinki
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Blizzard Bodacious
Dec 23 2021 3:28AM
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anders_a
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mantra 102, 191cm
dynastar m pro rider aka m pro 105 192cm
Dec 23 2021 7:12AM
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rolfrobin
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larilinesignHey guys, a little bit about me, I'm like 6'8, 290 lbs, type 3++ skier.

I'm looking for a ski with maximum "Kill Potential" for mowing down Jerrys and little kids.
It's not that I *necessarily* want to murder them, I just need to eliminate any and all threats to my party.

They'll be replacing my fine Ukrainian-built Fisher Ranger 107 Ti Alpines (189cm).
I can't seem to get the blood stains off them, so I'm ready for something new... something deadly.

Thanks

Dynastar cham 107
Dec 23 2021 8:35AM
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LOOK_at_me
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189 Vishnu Wet.
Dec 23 2021 9:29AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/947052/--McConkey---Machete--
Dec 23 2021 10:50AM
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quagsire
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Praxis Protest.
Dec 23 2021 10:54AM
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animator
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This is some S-Tier shitposting I love it
Dec 23 2021 11:11AM
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Kaidenpeterson
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Vishnu wet 177
Dec 23 2021 11:17AM
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skiP.E.I.
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The Volant Machete is the only choice here.
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/947052/--McConkey---Machete--
Dec 23 2021 11:31AM
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skiP.E.I.
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BigPurpleSkiSuithttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/947052/--McConkey---Machete--


Lol beat me to it
Dec 23 2021 11:31AM
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No.Quarter
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192 Wrenegades. Or really any long burly ski with a bird of prey on the topsheets.
Maybe something custom in the range of 210cm length, 110mm width, long sidecut, damp, metal, heavy, with all metal race bindings. Put a lil hood ornament of a serpent or some shit on each tip. Keep your edges at a 0.5° base bevel and 3° side bevel and hone the edge every other run, better to kill than maim if you do end up mowing down anyone. Get red topsheets to hide any blood stains and radioactive neon bases that add a nice underglow effect.
Dec 23 2021 11:35AM
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SofaKingSick
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OG katanas, volkl collabed with the military industrial complex to basically flatten a Patriot cruise missile into the shape of a ski
Dec 23 2021 1:26PM
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1M_peaches
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Dec 23 2021 1:38PM
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bradwalters
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Mindbender 108ti - 193cm.
Dec 23 2021 4:07PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Hahaha its Jazzy
1M_peaches
Dec 23 2021 4:36PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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The Mindbender: Murder Ski Edition

From K2
bradwaltersMindbender 108ti - 193cm.
Dec 23 2021 4:43PM
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mc36000
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Get some 192 Armada Declivity X's. Slide a box after mowing down some beaters to leave a trail of blood as a warning to future beaters
Dec 23 2021 4:53PM
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bradwalters
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BigPurpleSkiSuitThe Mindbender: Murder Ski Edition

From K2


aka hellbents
Dec 23 2021 6:19PM
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Jacobthesadskier
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Atomic redsters, the blood will blend in.
Dec 23 2021 6:21PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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You'll have to find K2 hellbents.
Dec 23 2021 7:55PM
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ComesDotes
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larilinesignHey guys, a little bit about me, I'm like 6'8, 290 lbs, type 3++ skier.

I'm looking for a ski with maximum "Kill Potential" for mowing down Jerrys and little kids.
It's not that I *necessarily* want to murder them, I just need to eliminate any and all threats to my party.

They'll be replacing my fine Ukrainian-built Fisher Ranger 107 Ti Alpines (189cm).
I can't seem to get the blood stains off them, so I'm ready for something new... something deadly.

Thanks



Dec 24 2021 3:09AM
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S.C
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Line Pescados. Mounted backwards.
Dec 24 2021 12:30PM
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skiP.E.I.
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ComesDotes

These had 0 kill potential. Foam core, 79 mm waist. Snapped like a corn flake.
Dec 24 2021 2:14PM
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dognuts
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there really is no other answer
Dec 24 2021 9:52PM
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I AM ROBOCOP


Dec 25 2021 1:15PM
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aflightlessbird
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Stokli Stormriders Scott Schmidt Pro 186

If they don't devour you first, Jerry's will sing songs of their horror for generations
Dec 25 2021 1:36PM
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aflightlessbirdStokli Stormriders Scott Schmidt Pro 186

If they don't devour you first, Jerry's will sing songs of their horror for generations


💖 my stormriders 🥰


Dec 25 2021 7:07PM
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aflightlessbird
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My shins bleed just by glancing at their unholy image.
signtime💖 my stormriders 🥰


Nov 9 2023 10:52PM
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mikem
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These, but grind off the tip so it slices them up correctly. Due to their typically small waist width. You can combine two of them with west systems gflex, one facing forward one backwards for tail rocker/slicer.
Nov 10 2023 1:01PM
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aflightlessbirdMy shins bleed just by glancing at their unholy image.









Nov 24 2023 2:28AM
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mikem

These, but grind off the tip so it slices them up correctly. Due to their typically small waist width. You can combine two of them with west systems gflex, one facing forward one backwards for tail rocker/slicer.


Very good reach on em!
Nov 24 2023 2:32AM
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