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Why do ski bros always wear hats?

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406406406
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I just realized that I’ve never seen some of ski homies without a hat of some sort on their dome. It seems like a common theme among the skier-type to always wear a five panel or beanie no matter what the social setting.

what is the deal? Are you all insecure about your hair/balding? Does skiing cause balding? What the fuck is going on?
Nov 16 2021 8:05PM
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skierman
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"I just realized that I’ve never seen some of ski homies without a hat of some sort on their dome."



Reading culturally appropriative shit like this makes me want to murder cis gender male, white babies. Wow dude, grow up. This is fucking gross.
Nov 16 2021 8:09PM
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406406406
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skierman"I just realized that I’ve never seen some of ski homies without a hat of some sort on their dome."



Reading culturally appropriative shit like this makes me want to murder cis gender male, white babies. Wow dude, grow up. This is fucking gross.



Nov 16 2021 8:12PM
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r00kie
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I've seen the hairlines of men of elder generations in my family. I'm just laying the groundwork of being known as a hat wearing person before it's required.
Nov 16 2021 8:31PM
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dolanslebensraum
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Wearing hats makes you go bald

going bald makes you wear hats

its a vicious cycle
Nov 16 2021 8:44PM
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GayWolf420
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Just ask one of your friends to borrow a hat. No need to feel upset because you're left out of the movement. Balding is extremely sigma.
Nov 16 2021 9:10PM
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Jems
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r00kieI've seen the hairlines of men of elder generations in my family. I'm just laying the groundwork of being known as a hat wearing person before it's required.

im 19 and my hairline is already going, but my dad is 54 and has all his hair? is fucking bullshit
Nov 16 2021 9:30PM
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r00kie
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Jemsim 19 and my hairline is already going, but my dad is 54 and has all his hair? is fucking bullshit


I've always heard hair comes from the mother, but my moms family isn't great on the either. Here's going those widows peaks slow their role for another decade or so.
Nov 16 2021 9:32PM
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Celery
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Maternal trait
Jemsim 19 and my hairline is already going, but my dad is 54 and has all his hair? is fucking bullshit
Nov 16 2021 9:56PM
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theabortionator
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I never wore hats that regularly. Started wearing them at work a bunch, now I wear them all the time. Hairline is receding a bit but not much. I just like hats.

Idk, It's like wearing sunglasses. Maybe you just like them.
Nov 16 2021 10:20PM
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Jems
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CeleryMaternal trait

lol my moms dad had thick ass hair
Nov 16 2021 10:50PM
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halfwatt
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i like dad hats when I don’t feel like styling my hair, also working on construction sites a backwards hat keeps you from smacking your head on beams.
Nov 16 2021 11:50PM
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halfwatt
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halfwatti like dad hats when I don’t feel like styling my hair, also working on construction sites a backwards hat keeps you from smacking your head on beams.

i should point out that the phase of construction I work in doesn’t require hard hats, and it’s residential… so nobody cares anyway
Nov 16 2021 11:57PM
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DirtYStylE
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A beanie with a brim is hardly a hat
Nov 17 2021 1:53AM
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theabortionator
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halfwatti should point out that the phase of construction I work in doesn’t require hard hats, and it’s residential… so nobody cares anyway


Most jobs have loose safety elements
Nov 17 2021 1:58AM
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Skiblade420
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Jemslol my moms dad had thick ass hair


He wasn’t the real father
Nov 17 2021 2:24AM
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oldmanski
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Hats are easy and they cover up the non washed smelly head.
Nov 17 2021 3:58AM
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dolanslebensraum
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CeleryMaternal trait

Its more complicated but yeah. The x chromosome you get from either your mothers father or your mothers mother can influence your baldness. But its polygenic.
Nov 17 2021 6:12AM
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sexyjulian
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1) I hate hat hair
2) it’s fucking cold
3) I hate hat hair
4) it’s fucking cold
Nov 17 2021 7:55AM
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GrapeHunter
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Jemslol my moms dad had thick ass hair


why did you know what your grandpas ass hair was like? you're sick
Nov 17 2021 1:55PM
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eshove
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me and my ski buddy are getting mullets today, its going to look funny as hell
Nov 17 2021 1:57PM
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ASAPCarter
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I recently realized my whole personality revolves around cycling through a new hat once a year and never taking it off. 2021 has been the year of the arsenic beanie. I don’t think that thing has left my head since Dan’s spring drop. I even sleep in that thing.
Nov 17 2021 2:09PM
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WoFlowz
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If you don’t wear a beanie rolled and above ur ears u just aren’t core it’s that simple. What don’t people understand
Nov 17 2021 10:13PM
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ColoradoDogfart
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legit just dont got time especially for school, get out the shower, and im already late so i shake that shit out rq and just pop on a hat. def doesn't help that i have super thick hair so it takes a while to tame that shit in the mornings
Nov 17 2021 10:34PM
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maaattt
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I go buzzed now which means my head gets cold
Nov 17 2021 11:02PM
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No.Quarter
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406406406Does skiing cause balding? What the fuck is going on?


Nov 18 2021 11:45AM
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divine
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Bcos they don't wash their hair!!!
Nov 18 2021 10:43PM
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divine
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 they can never win
dolanslebensraumWearing hats makes you go bald

going bald makes you wear hats

its a vicious cycle
Nov 18 2021 10:44PM
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SendyMcSendyface
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Without my Moment hat, nobody would know I was core...I'd just look like another granola kid.
Nov 19 2021 12:39AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Hey join the club. Got it from my mother’s side and my dad has a full head of hair. Started noticing it thinning at 23. Honestly, just shave it if it makes you insecure. Best thing I ever did.
Jemsim 19 and my hairline is already going, but my dad is 54 and has all his hair? is fucking bullshit


**This post was edited on Nov 21st 2021 at 7:30:16pm
Nov 21 2021 7:28PM
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Jems
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BradFiAusNzCoCaHey join the club. Got it from my mother’s side and my dad has a full head of hair. Started noticing it thinning at 23. Honestly, just shave it if it makes you insecure. Best thing I ever did.


**This post was edited on Nov 21st 2021 at 7:30:16pm


im gonna try finasteride then probably buzz my head

will dye fuck up my hair more?
Nov 21 2021 7:49PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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I tried rogaine for a bit, seemed to make my hair thicker. Then I got lazy. There are big communities online where people are OBSESSED with hair loss and how to prevent it. Just wasnt for me.

I don’t know about the dye part but I know some can damage your hair and make it easier to break.
Jemsim gonna try finasteride then probably buzz my head

will dye fuck up my hair more?
Nov 21 2021 8:02PM
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SendyMcSendyface
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Being bald is more aero
Nov 21 2021 8:07PM
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