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teabagWhat do you mean they never caught the king?
Didn’t Cornelius kill him?
Why would they want to catch the king?
I need to know what happened to the king.
TreegrabberOnce upon a time In a snow covered land far far away there lived a great king. This king lived for his people, and loved to help them out. Unfortunately he was shot with an arrow by his evil twin Cornelius. Cornelius was a bad bad man. He wore jeans and cowboy boots skiing, just so he could walk up the slopes and kick the passing mono skiiers. These mono skiiers would fall and be on the ground for hours trying to get back up. One day the monoskiiers got tired of being beat up and developed a plan. When Cornelius was not looking, they would fly down on there monoskis and force feed him carnival nacho cheese, killing him on the spot and letting them monoski in peace. The time had come. Monoskiiers flew down the mountain leaving trails of orange sludge in there wakes. One stupid monoskiier named bill, the stupidest of them all, accidentally turned his monoski on its side. What a stupid motherfucker thought everyone else. But bill was flying down the mountain now, faster then everyone. So fast that it convinced the others to try it out. It worked! All of them were immediately tackled by Alta ski patrol. They weren’t even at Alta. They never caught the king, but thanks to stupid bill snowboarding was born.