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Chairlift questions

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lobstercork420
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I was wondering what are some good non ski related questions to ask strangers while riding on a chairlift. A chairlift is a great opportunity to make use of 2-10 minutes of conversation. In that time you could have a new member of your cult the possibilities really are endless. Thank you newschoolers
Sep 21 2021 9:49PM
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dmcdmc
Posts: 206 - Karma: 1,422
who is your daddy and what does he do?
Sep 22 2021 4:54PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 57,108
Another good opener is pulling a piece of paper out of your chest pocket and sliding it over to them that says:



*Circle One*
Do you like me?
Yes
No
Sep 22 2021 5:14PM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6043 - Karma: 68,476
SebsGotSteezeI did this one time with my friend, one dude in between us. We discussed the length and build of an unspecified object for the entire ride right in front of his face, using terms like “girth” and “veiny”, but randomly throwing out “rocker” and “camber” as well.


10/10 thread
Sep 22 2021 9:03PM
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BrightFrog
Posts: 593 - Karma: 1,676
I love to explain to westerners how vermont is so much better or how the “culture” in Michigan makes it “real” skiing. Also how coloradans can’t drive in the snow and how LCC would be better if they replaced the road with a magic carpet.
Sep 22 2021 9:46PM
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Skiblade420
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 16,470
Can you be my girlfriend
Sep 22 2021 10:01PM
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partyandBS
Posts: 3332 - Karma: 51,152
My go to question if they look cool is:
“mind if i light this?”
or
”do you mind if i shoot up here?”
*proceeds to thumb gun beer*

if they got kids or something i engage with the kids about skiing and doing tricks. I want those lil kids (and everyone else) to grow up and love skiing as much as I do. I also give tips on how to hit the town and miss crowds. They all pay my bills so i love thy gaper lol. People love to give me free shit cause im nice on the lift 😁
Sep 22 2021 10:30PM
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lobstercork420
Posts: 3 - Karma: 80
I am the girlfriend now
Skiblade420Can you be my girlfriend
Sep 22 2021 10:45PM
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ericforman
Posts: 722 - Karma: 6,209
Skiblade420“Do you think Dolan is right sometimes?”


Man if they actually replied with something about ski wax and bases I would be so happy
Sep 22 2021 11:21PM
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D-Flop
Posts: 58 - Karma: 634
I have Zootspace screen recorded on my phone so I just make them watch it with me
Sep 23 2021 12:42AM
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junior1derful
Posts: 260 - Karma: 3,094
"What's the dankest chief you ever hemped?"
Sep 23 2021 7:50AM
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notadoctor
Posts: 398 - Karma: 589
"Do you know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?"
"Can I pee in your butt?"
"Buy fulltilts"
Oct 2 2021 7:32PM
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goatmaster
Posts: 373 - Karma: 2,392
I live in Colorado so I normally start with "what part of Texas are you from"
Oct 2 2021 11:57PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36680 - Karma: 110,560
Do you know where I can find Bofa?
Oct 3 2021 7:15PM
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AlexHallsEyebrow
Posts: 831 - Karma: 7,766
DeebieSkeebiesDo you know where I can find Bofa?

Yo what’s bofa?
Oct 3 2021 8:02PM
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Millenialfalcon
Posts: 100 - Karma: -996
Whassup girl, how bout that SC?
Oct 3 2021 8:27PM
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PissWizard69
Posts: 186 - Karma: 2,119
just start telling people on the lift about how Sego worked with Freeride World Tour Champion Isaac Freeland to design a ski that will make the whole mountain your playground
Oct 3 2021 8:49PM
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Thegenericskier
Posts: 2246 - Karma: 24,653
One of my personal favorites is “what flavor of crayon do you like best? Mine is blue”
Oct 20 2021 9:19AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,687
'what's the last thing that made you cry, dude'
Oct 20 2021 11:23AM
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mrk127
Posts: 1733 - Karma: 15,679
Start out by asking if they like tits or ass more. I’m more of a earlobe type of guy but you gotta start with a broad question for the normies
Oct 20 2021 5:55PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
I don't know what that just made me laugh so fucking hard
junior1derful"What's the dankest chief you ever hemped?"
Oct 21 2021 12:17AM
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junior1derful
Posts: 260 - Karma: 3,094
it's inspired by the "they see me trolling" episode at timberline where steve "hemps" for the first time
hoodratz47I don't know what that just made me laugh so fucking hard
Oct 21 2021 12:21AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
Since most of the time im on the chair in ski skool mode. I can't get too Weird. But I small talk a ton. Love it.

But when I was younger. Fuck it got weird. I loved to yell at random mom's. ," HEY MOM. MOM. MOMMMMM. BILLY POOPED HIS PANTS WE'RE GONNA GO BACK TO THE LODGE"


Or just start singing kiss from a rose by seal. Or ask people if they knew about death gorge.
Oct 21 2021 12:22AM
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Casey
Posts: 7784 - Karma: 23,456
Nice skis, they yours? Both of em? Cool.
Oct 21 2021 1:28AM
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lil.Boye
Posts: 2470 - Karma: 11,226
you ever broken your ON3P's?
Oct 21 2021 2:54AM
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DesertStix
Posts: 2540 - Karma: 14,971
Classic 🥂
CaseyNice skis, they yours? Both of em? Cool.
Oct 21 2021 8:57AM
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partyandBS
Posts: 3332 - Karma: 51,152
One time i got on a lift with my buddy and he had a pair of Armadas and this vegan chick from the singles line gets on.

you know how i know she was vegan?? We were at like the 3rd tower from the bottom and she said “i like the chicken on your skis. I love animals. Im vegan” classic vegan move.

i told her ive been considering going vegan. Not because i love animals but because i fucking hate plants…. She put her headphones on.
Oct 21 2021 3:36PM
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RAcecARman
Posts: 196 - Karma: 1,801
I like to break the ice by only talking about the conditions that day like were not all skiing on the same snow. Also i tell them my din settings so they know Im legit. If said single lane rider tries to switch the topic I adjust my tone to tanner hall typing on newschoolers and yell "din of 13" until we eventuality become great friends.
Oct 21 2021 4:05PM
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Skiblade420
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 16,470
“Yeah I actually just got back from Europe and got completely shlammed up the ying yang by strep throat”

because I’m currently in Europe getting completely shlammed up the yung yang by strep throat
Oct 21 2021 4:20PM
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partyandBS
Posts: 3332 - Karma: 51,152
Skiblade420“Yeah I actually just got back from Europe and got completely shlammed up the ying yang by strep throat”

because I’m currently in Europe getting completely shlammed up the yung yang by strep throat


Covid 19 came to summit county CO from a guy who was in Italy on a ski vacation who then came to keystone and vail for another ski vacation. Sooo fuck that guy for having multiple ski vacations in a row (and spreading a virus to our community that has killed a few people)
Oct 21 2021 5:05PM
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