In middle school math we used to learn about how the logic of language has a legitimate mathematics analog. For example:
“she is 3 years from college”
is equvalent to:
“she = college age - 3 yrs “
After adding 3 to both sides you get:
“She + 3 yrs = college”
or in english,
“in 3 years she will be in college”
This is all trivial but i think its fun to try to make mathematical sense out of peculiar sentences.
“i give negative fucks”
im kind of curious how you jokers would interpret this statement both verbally and mathematically.