Have you ever seen an alien?

I want to believe.

Yeah dude one showed up to my house. Thought he’d teach me the secrets of the universe but all he did was eat all my fruit, talk about drinking piss and then did an enima on my hardwood floors so I kicked him out and called the FBI.

Rumor has it he’s still lurking somewhere in the west, no ones been able to find him cause he’s constantly in and out of our dimension- pretty scary experience though tbh. I haven’t eaten a fruit since.

Young_pattyYeah dude one showed up to my house. Thought he’d teach me the secrets of the universe but all he did was eat all my fruit, talk about drinking piss and then did an enima on my hardwood floors so I kicked him out and called the FBI.

Rumor has it he’s still lurking somewhere in the west, no ones been able to find him cause he’s constantly in and out of our dimension- pretty scary experience though tbh. I haven’t eaten a fruit since.

did this alien probe you??

Legal or illegal

ayyy lmao

OP you live in like the middle of but fuck West Virginia right? Not to scare u but that’s prolly like a wendigo or skin walker

how do you know it was an alien and not some sort of Yeti or Sasquatch or some other new to you species?

WoFlowzOP you live in like the middle of but fuck West Virginia right? Not to scare u but that’s prolly like a wendigo or skin walker

No it was def an alien because I see ufos here all the time. Like these shits fly wayyy to low to be airplanes

Growing up I used to be in summit county (colorado) a lot during the summers visiting friends and I remember one night I woke up super early one morning to get water and when I made it to the kitchen I looked outside the window and saw like 4-5 wacky looking lights that were all yellow/orange in color and they all just kinda spun in a circle and flew away. I was about 6 or 7 at the time so I’m not sure if it was my overactive childish imagination but I would love to say I saw some otherworldly homies vibin in the sky

David duchovny was such a perfect actor for x files.

@SFBv420.0

I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE, BUT I'VE SPOKEN WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE, JOE. A LOT OF PEOPLE, WHO HAVE SEEN ALIENS. BUT HERE'S THE THING...
WE'RE THE ALIENS, JOE. US. YOU AND ME. THESE EXTRATERRESTRIAL EXPERIENCES THESE ALIEN PEOPLE ARE HAVING ISN'T ACTUALLY ALIENS. THEY'RE JUST A PART OF AN EXPERIMENT BY THE ELITES WHO HAVE TRANSCENDED INTO THE 4TH DIMENSION TO SEE HOW THEY CAN BRING OTHERS INTO THAT DIMENSION. LIKE, YOU KNOW, KIDS AND STUFF. BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL PEDOPHILES. THEY NEED CHILDREN TO FUEL THEIR PEDOPHILIA. THE KIDS CAN'T TRANSCEND TO THE 4TH DIMENSION, ONLY THE ELITE CAN. SO THEY EXPERIMENT ON KIDS, THAT'S WHY THERE'S SO MANY MISSING CHILDREN WHO PEOPLE SAY ARE SOLD INTO SEX SLAVERY. AND WHILE THAT'S TRUE, IN A 3 DIMENSIONAL SENSE, MANY ARE ALSO SOLD INTO INTERDIMENSIONAL SEX SLAVERY. THE ADULT ABDUCTIONS ARE JUST A DISTRACTION TO MAKE IT APPEAR LIKE ALIENS FROM ANOTHER GALAXY DID IT. BUT IT'S REALLY JUST THE ELITES AND HILLARY CLINTON. EPSTEIN IS STILL ALIVE BECAUSE OF THIS. I GOT THIS ALL FROM HIGH LEVEL CIA SOURCES. I'M NOT JOKING, JOE.

Out behind Home Depot I've seen a couple

Butterytips69Out behind Home Depot I've seen a couple