Swimming pools - you’re the waviest bastard on the entire mountain, you go 2mph and swerve around hitting every feature, you basically ski park laterally as you do vertically.
Stained glass - you’re a la familia disciple turned swervester. You definitely picked this top-sheet because its “the most g”
cactus - you’re a funky little guy aren’t ya.
Shattered glass - “dude that was so sick when they smashed the tables in zootspace”
mossy logs - nature man that likes to shove mushrooms up his ass