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Zootspace?

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Mingg
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I invited this guy over to my place this past weekend to meet my parents. We we're having dinner when my mom asked about his interests. He started talking about skiing (obviously) but then he showed them zootspace. He didn't stop talking throughout the whole thing and he didn't care how rude it was to be watching this video on his phone while we were supposed to be eating dinner.

Needless to say, he will not be coming over again but now I'm curious. What's the deal with zootspace?
Jun 16 2021 12:53PM
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CatdickBojangles
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What size Vishnu's does he own?
Jun 16 2021 12:55PM
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WoFlowz
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I invited this girl over to my place this past weekend to meet my parents. We we're having dinner when my mom asked about her interests. She started talking about skiing (obviously) but then she showed them zootspace. She didn't stop talking throughout the whole thing and she didn't care how rude it was to be watching this video on her phone while we were supposed to be eating dinner.

Needless to say, she will not be coming over again but now I'm curious. What's the deal with zootspace?
Jun 16 2021 12:56PM
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BrandoComando
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Did he destroy your kitchen table afterwards?
Jun 16 2021 12:58PM
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Mingg
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CatdickBojanglesWhat size Vishnu's does he own?


189s which is odd because he's only like 5 foot 8???
Jun 16 2021 12:58PM
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CatdickBojangles
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Mingg189s which is odd because he's only like 5 foot 8???


Oh wait did you invite @weatcoast over?
Jun 16 2021 12:59PM
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Mingg
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BrandoComandoDid he destroy your kitchen table afterwards?


he did... but we're from buffalo and table jumping is fairly common (go bills). You think it had something to do with zootspace?
Jun 16 2021 12:59PM
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BrandoComando
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Mingghe did... but we're from buffalo and table jumping is fairly common (go bills). You think it had something to do with zootspace?


Oh yeah I forgot you bills fans destroy tables every sunday. I wouldn't worry too much about it
Jun 16 2021 1:12PM
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weatcoast
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CatdickBojanglesOh wait did you invite @weatcoast over?


Sorry Mingg. It’s apart of my daily routine to watch Zootspace start to finish at least 3 times. Usually over my breakfast lunch and dinner. Shouldn’t have invited me over for DINNER 🙄, what else would you expect?!?
BRB I gotta go wax my 189 Vishnus even tho I’m only like 5 9, if your skis aren’t a foot taller than you youre a fucking pussy!!!

**This post was edited on Jun 16th 2021 at 2:07:46pm
Jun 16 2021 2:04PM
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Session
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This is an under appreciated thread
Jun 16 2021 2:36PM
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Dan3L
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MinggI invited this guy over to my place this past weekend to meet my parents. We we're having dinner when my mom asked about his interests. He started talking about skiing (obviously) but then he showed them zootspace. He didn't stop talking throughout the whole thing and he didn't care how rude it was to be watching this video on his phone while we were supposed to be eating dinner.

Needless to say, he will not be coming over again but now I'm curious. What's the deal with zootspace?


Hmmm this sounds familiar…..idk tho
Jun 16 2021 3:07PM
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Dan3L
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I broke that kitchen table quite easily
Jun 16 2021 3:11PM
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Mingg
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weastcoastBRB I gotta go wax my 189 Vishnus even tho I’m only like 5 9, if your skis aren’t a foot taller than you youre a fucking pussy!!!

**This post was edited on Jun 16th 2021 at 2:07:46pm

Typical man adding an inch to every measurement
Jun 16 2021 4:11PM
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theabortionator
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I'm welding myself a new coffee table before I allow any skier friends into my apartment.
Jun 16 2021 4:56PM
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CoolChillGuy420
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nice dude, did he smoke you guys out with heavy 50/50 t-co spliffs?
Jun 16 2021 6:01PM
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weatcoast
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MinggTypical man adding an inch to every measurement


5 9 with ski gear on 😫😫😎😎
Jun 16 2021 6:14PM
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Butterytips69
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Did he make the whole dinner table his playground tho
Jun 16 2021 8:11PM
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fredyferl
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Did he show them the full video on his phone? Cause that's 30 min.
Jun 16 2021 9:32PM
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CharlzHub
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Mingg189s which is odd because he's only like 5 foot 8???


Don't worry they ride short
Jun 16 2021 11:30PM
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Dan3L
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I can safely say I’m 6’
Jun 16 2021 11:38PM
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switchlip2
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Needless to say, he will not be coming over again but now I'm curious. What's the deal with zootspace?[/quote]
You shouldn’t ever have him over again, instead you should go to his so he can save gas money so he can afford the next jet drop
Jun 17 2021 12:14AM
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sullivanob
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weastcoastSorry Mingg. It’s apart of my daily routine to watch Zootspace start to finish at least 3 times. Usually over my breakfast lunch and dinner. Shouldn’t have invited me over for DINNER 🙄, what else would you expect?!?
BRB I gotta go wax my 189 Vishnus even tho I’m only like 5 9, if your skis aren’t a foot taller than you youre a fucking pussy!!!

**This post was edited on Jun 16th 2021 at 2:07:46pm


somethings going on here…. he can only have 183s now he can’t have 189 until at least october.
Jun 17 2021 9:32PM
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WoFlowz
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sullivanobrien_somethings going on here…. he can only have 183s now he can’t have 189 until at least october.


He knows a guy who knows a guy who knows emmett
Jun 17 2021 9:35PM
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freestyler540
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Im more impressed OP is into 13 year old adults. Pfff dating a guy who uses zootspace to socialize instead of talking about career and future to keep a conversation going
Jun 17 2021 9:38PM
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Dan3L
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WoFlowzHe knows a guy who knows a guy who knows emmett


This actually is Emmett what’s up! First person to respond gets a pair of 205 wets.
Jun 17 2021 11:34PM
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switchlip2
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205 isn’t core
Jun 18 2021 1:31AM
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Mackaroni_space
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14 minutes and 26 seconds into zootspace and chill
Jun 18 2021 2:19AM
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sullivanob
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WoFlowzHe knows a guy who knows a guy who knows emmett


they haven’t even gotten the 2022 wets in hand yet. usually they post the picture with them outside on ig
Jun 18 2021 7:57AM
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switchlip2
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sullivanobrien_they haven’t even gotten the 2022 wets in hand yet. usually they post the picture with them outside on ig

Ok
Jun 18 2021 10:10AM
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CatdickBojangles
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sullivanobrien_they haven’t even gotten the 2022 wets in hand yet. usually they post the picture with them outside on ig


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