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Hot take: the jet skis meme is getting out of hand
I feel like every young skier I’ve talked to in the last three months has said: I want jet skis but they’re too long so I’m getting Vishnu’s, or something like that. Wanted ads for jet skis and Vishnu’s are fucking everywhere. the meme is getting so out of hand it’s hardly a meme anymore. Cool companies I get it, I am a huge fan of both Vishnu and Jet and the content they sponsor/produce/support
anyways. If you don’t know bro, you probably shouldn’t be even asking about them bro.
Can’t you see bro, it’s like anti-marketing bro. Keep the brand mysterious bro and then get a bunch of chill bros to ride them bro, the skis sell themselves bro.
fr tho bro, rip vishnu, there is a new edge lord in town. Along with that bro that makes those soldier pants. Don’t cut yourself on those edges bro.
anyways. If you don’t know bro, you probably shouldn’t be even asking about them bro.
Can’t you see bro, it’s like anti-marketing bro. Keep the brand mysterious bro and then get a bunch of chill bros to ride them bro, the skis sell themselves bro.
fr tho bro, rip vishnu, there is a new edge lord in town. Along with that bro that makes those soldier pants. Don’t cut yourself on those edges bro.
إذا كنت لا تعرف إخوانه ، فمن المحتمل ألا تسأل عنهم يا أخي.
ألا يمكنك رؤية إخوانه ، إنه مثل إخوانه المناهض للتسويق. حافظ على العلامة التجارية الغامضة يا أخي ، ثم احصل على مجموعة من إخوانهم البرد لركوبهم يا أخي ، الزلاجات تبيع نفسها يا أخي.
على الرغم من حقيقة أخي ، ارقد بسلام ، هناك سيد جديد في المدينة إلى جانب ذلك إخوانه الذي يجعل تلك السراويل الجندي. لا تجرح نفسك من تلك الحواف يا أخي.
i feel like a lot of the people who want vishnu’s or jets wouldn’t actually end up liking them. If you can’t be swervy and shit, you’re not gonna be able to take full advantage of a soft flexy ski. You shouldn’t buy them just because you think you’ll be cool. If you’re doing basic tricks there’s probably better options. But hey people seem to wanna support these dope companies, so who cares 🤷♂️
إذا كنت لا تعرف إخوانه ، فمن المحتمل ألا تسأل عنهم يا أخي.
ألا يمكنك رؤية إخوانه ، إنه مثل إخوانه المناهض للتسويق. حافظ على العلامة التجارية الغامضة يا أخي ، ثم احصل على مجموعة من إخوانهم البرد لركوبهم يا أخي ، الزلاجات تبيع نفسها يا أخي.
على الرغم من حقيقة أخي ، ارقد بسلام ، هناك سيد جديد في المدينة إلى جانب ذلك إخوانه الذي يجعل تلك السراويل الجندي. لا تجرح نفسك من تلك الحواف يا أخي.
Google translate works wonders, and I always wanted to get a bunch of their chill bro to ride on my bro
The food meme has been getting out of hand, everyone I've talked to in the last three months has said: I want food but its too expensive so I'm drinking water, or something like that. Wanted adds for food and water are fucking everywhere. the meme is getting so out of hand it’s hardly a meme anymore. Cool products I get it, I am a huge fan of both food and water and the content they sponsor/produce/support
skierman_jackI feel like every young skier I’ve talked to in the last three months has said: I want jet skis but they’re too long so I’m getting Vishnu’s, or something like that. Wanted ads for jet skis and Vishnu’s are fucking everywhere. the meme is getting so out of hand it’s hardly a meme anymore. Cool companies I get it, I am a huge fan of both Vishnu and Jet and the content they sponsor/produce/support
Hey skierman John I told you they aren’t wide enough for me. They’re the perfect length
Եթե չգիտես եղբայր, հավանաբար չպետք է նույնիսկ նրանց մասին հարցնես եղբայր:
Չե՞ս տեսնում եղբայր, դա նման է հակամարքեթինգային եղբորը: Պահպանեք ապրանքանիշի առեղծվածային եղբայր և ապա ստացեք մի շարք ցրտաշունչ եղբայրներ, որպեսզի նրանց ուղեկցեն եղբայր, դահուկները վաճառում են իրենց:
իրական եղբոր համար, պոկիր վիշնուն, քաղաքում կա նոր ծայրահեղ լորդ: Այդ եղբոր հետ միասին, որ այդ զինվորը շալվար է դարձնում: Եղբայր, մի կտրվիր այդ եզրերին
إذا كنت لا تعرف إخوانه ، فمن المحتمل ألا تسأل عنهم يا أخي.
ألا يمكنك رؤية إخوانه ، إنه مثل إخوانه المناهض للتسويق. حافظ على العلامة التجارية الغامضة يا أخي ، ثم احصل على مجموعة من إخوانهم البرد لركوبهم يا أخي ، الزلاجات تبيع نفسها يا أخي.
على الرغم من حقيقة أخي ، ارقد بسلام ، هناك سيد جديد في المدينة إلى جانب ذلك إخوانه الذي يجعل تلك السراويل الجندي. لا تجرح نفسك من تلك الحواف يا أخي.
Dude you are going way overboard with your promotion of Tall T Productions.
lol i love vishnu but i reliaze the only way to be a vishnu skier is to be good and to many other teenagers imo are ruining the brand so I'm sticking to armada till I feel as though I have the right to be a vishnu or on3p skier but that said I have soldier pants tehe
Bruh you don’t gotta be good to be on Vishnu’s. That’s the Beauty of Vishnu’s. You just gotta jam to your own beat and own it
Obama_carelol i love vishnu but i reliaze the only way to be a vishnu skier is to be good and to many other teenagers imo are ruining the brand so I'm sticking to armada till I feel as though I have the right to be a vishnu or on3p skier but that said I have soldier pants tehe
Can you imagine wasting this much time on social media where stupid, meaningless trends bother you enough to make a thread about it on a dying skiing website?
This has pathetic written all over it. Fuck, you people are garbage.
BradFiAusNzCoCaSounds like you just don’t like vishnus lol
Ive owned vishnus and i dont think they're a good ski to learn new jump tricks maybe rail ones. I thourghtly enjoyed them but i dont think they're a ski you should buy if you're still a beginner.
Obama_careIve owned vishnus and i dont think they're a good ski to learn new jump tricks maybe rail ones. I thourghtly enjoyed them but i dont think they're a ski you should buy if you're still a beginner.
skiermanCan you imagine wasting this much time on social media where stupid, meaningless trends bother you enough to make a thread about it on a dying skiing website?
This has pathetic written all over it. Fuck, you people are garbage.
Can you imagine wasting this much time on social media where stupid, meaningless thread bother you enough to make a post complaining about it on a dying skiing website?
This has pathetic written all over it. Fuck, you people are garbage.
skierman_jackI feel like every young skier I’ve talked to in the last three months has said: I want jet skis but they’re too long so I’m getting Vishnu’s, or something like that. Wanted ads for jet skis and Vishnu’s are fucking everywhere. the meme is getting so out of hand it’s hardly a meme anymore. Cool companies I get it, I am a huge fan of both Vishnu and Jet and the content they sponsor/produce/support
Let them kids feel edgy and cop jets and wets. The more skis they buy the better the ski quality and content we get from jet and Vishnu
Unfortunately it also seems like Vishnu is starting to roll into the "get full tilts" category of freeskiing...wonder if you'll see a mass spike of used pairs online after people just impulse buy because they are uneducated and just buy them for the same reasons they cop full tilts...
That design is absolutely gorgeous, but I've always enjoyed the aesthic of other parts of skyrim more. Personal favorites were the nightingales, ethereal gear, and anything ice related.
Yeah that’s what I’m saying. Killer deal to basically get some rebranded Icelantics. I’ve been looking into the details. Not sure exactly what model but I think it’s somewhere around a nomad 105
BigPurpleSkiSuitWait, these are 300 dollars and I can purchase them still. Hmmmmmm
Dwarves or druid design would be interesting. Draugr maybe.
I always appreciated the attention to detail to the nature in Skyrim
BigPurpleSkiSuitThat design is absolutely gorgeous, but I've always enjoyed the aesthic of other parts of skyrim more. Personal favorites were the nightingales, ethereal gear, and anything ice related.
I cant be the only oldhead thinking this but for christs sake can someone post a link to the jet skis website (assuming its an actual ski company)
obviously searching for a ski company named "jet skis" using google is impossible and this company should ritualistically disembowel themselves for their doomed from the start SEO
dizzydizzyI cant be the only oldhead thinking this but for christs sake can someone post a link to the jet skis website (assuming its an actual ski company)
obviously searching for a ski company named "jet skis" using google is impossible and this company should ritualistically disembowel themselves for their doomed from the start SEO
I thought it was a fake company and an inside joke for the longest time
dizzydizzyI cant be the only oldhead thinking this but for christs sake can someone post a link to the jet skis website (assuming its an actual ski company)
obviously searching for a ski company named "jet skis" using google is impossible and this company should ritualistically disembowel themselves for their doomed from the start SEO
I feel like every young skier I’ve talked to in the last three months
has said: I want skis but they’re too long
or something like that. Wanted ads for skis are
fucking everywhere. the meme is getting so out of hand it’s hardly a
meme anymore. Cool companies I get it, I am a huge fan of skiing and the content they sponsor/produce/support
skierman_jackI feel like every young skier I’ve talked to in the last three months has said: I want jet skis but they’re too long so I’m getting Vishnu’s, or something like that. Wanted ads for jet skis and Vishnu’s are fucking everywhere. the meme is getting so out of hand it’s hardly a meme anymore. Cool companies I get it, I am a huge fan of both Vishnu and Jet and the content they sponsor/produce/support
