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Sun worshipers

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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,948
I love the sun, are you a sun worshiper or prefer spending the sunny summer indoors
May 14 2021 8:55AM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,342
ElcheapoI love the sun, are you a sun worshiper or prefer spending the sunny summer indoors


RA is king
May 14 2021 9:02AM
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BrandoComando
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 18,466
#FlatSunSociety
May 14 2021 11:25AM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,153
Proper worship of the sun includes perineum sunning.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CAGlMXrBByc/?igshid=1jqwbuh44nxmv
https://www.instagram.com/p/B34mk7shhrH/?igshid=1m6yv6idf5cc4
May 14 2021 11:29AM
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Session
Posts: 5211 - Karma: 20,156
I live in Portland....Have to enjoy the sun when it's here.
May 14 2021 11:29AM
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BrandoComando
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 18,466
JAHpowProper worship of the sun includes perineum sunning.


...wow
Ya learn something new on the internet every day. Catch me outside sunning my perineum on my lunch break today
May 14 2021 11:35AM
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CowboySkibop
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 22,996
gotta love a good butthole-sunning in the morning


but yea I absolutely worship the sun, I always do yoga and shit on summer mornings in my backyard and spend as much time as I possibly can out in it

**This post was edited on May 14th 2021 at 11:42:47am
May 14 2021 11:41AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12271 - Karma: 111,307
you absorb vitamin D 10x as quick
May 14 2021 11:51AM
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Lonely
Posts: 6080 - Karma: 48,327
JAHpowProper worship of the sun includes perineum sunning.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CAGlMXrBByc/?igshid=1jqwbuh44nxmv
https://www.instagram.com/p/B34mk7shhrH/?igshid=1m6yv6idf5cc4



May 14 2021 2:03PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 50767 - Karma: 152,614
JAHpowProper worship of the sun includes perineum sunning.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CAGlMXrBByc/?igshid=1jqwbuh44nxmv
https://www.instagram.com/p/B34mk7shhrH/?igshid=1m6yv6idf5cc4


Gotta make sure your butthole get's enough sunshine
May 14 2021 4:35PM
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jakeordie
Posts: 649 - Karma: 3,094
Lonely



**This post was edited on May 14th 2021 at 4:53:21pm
May 14 2021 4:52PM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,198
jakeordie


**This post was edited on May 14th 2021 at 4:53:21pm

I love gaping assholes 🤠
May 14 2021 5:12PM
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Session
Posts: 5211 - Karma: 20,156
JAHpowProper worship of the sun includes perineum sunning.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CAGlMXrBByc/?igshid=1jqwbuh44nxmv
https://www.instagram.com/p/B34mk7shhrH/?igshid=1m6yv6idf5cc4


Not my proudest fap.
May 14 2021 5:37PM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,198
SessionNot my proudest fap.

It happens to the best of us brutha
May 14 2021 5:49PM
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jakeordie
Posts: 649 - Karma: 3,094
MiIfHunterI love gaping assholes 🤠

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1003636/Let-The-Sunshine-In---5th-Dimension--HD-
May 14 2021 6:36PM
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Turd__Authority
Posts: 8985 - Karma: 60,826
Don't hate. It's the natural way to bleach your asshole.
JAHpowProper worship of the sun includes perineum sunning.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CAGlMXrBByc/?igshid=1jqwbuh44nxmv
https://www.instagram.com/p/B34mk7shhrH/?igshid=1m6yv6idf5cc4
May 14 2021 6:42PM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,198
HypeBeastDon't hate. It's the natural way to bleach your asshole.


The sun actually tints the asshole lips a darker shade....
May 14 2021 7:31PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 50767 - Karma: 152,614
If i point my butthole at the arc while I'm welding will I get infinite sun powers? Can dump milk on myself and eat a few vitamin gummies.

Looking for a good health plan but i don't have much free time and can't always get put in the sun.

Also are their any butthole friendly beaches where I can get out on the weekend and get some vitamins on deez nutz?
May 14 2021 7:36PM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,198
theabortionatorIf i point my butthole at the arc while I'm welding will I get infinite sun powers? Can dump milk on myself and eat a few vitamin gummies.

Looking for a good health plan but i don't have much free time and can't always get put in the sun.

Also are their any butthole friendly beaches where I can get out on the weekend and get some vitamins on deez nutz?


Join the Naked Militia: In the Kingdom of Nakedness

WE R LUMPA NATION
May 14 2021 7:38PM
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abar.
Posts: 1060 - Karma: 6,844
I love the sun but I hate the heat
May 14 2021 7:44PM
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Turd__Authority
Posts: 8985 - Karma: 60,826
MiIfHunterThe sun actually tints the asshole lips a darker shade....


It's a joke 🤭
May 14 2021 8:09PM
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r00kie
Posts: 4692 - Karma: 51,640
https://www.instagram.com/p/CO3an88g6bI/?igshid=1w3n8ci539b20
May 14 2021 8:57PM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,948


Summertime
May 15 2021 10:27AM
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