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Found a dead mouse in my hoodie sleeve

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theabortionator
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Been trying to kill mice this season. Roommates crumbed the place out pretty good. Our vaccum got shot with a shotgun(not my doing) so theres just crumbs everywhere.

Anyway. I put my hoodie on to go ride just now and pushed a dead mouse out the end.

I fucking hate mice. Friggin scared me. Not really much for those kinds of surprises.

Cool story hansel
May 9 2021 3:12PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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gotta stop living in the sewers man
May 9 2021 3:27PM
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vibecheck
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screeeee screeeee

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May 9 2021 4:14PM
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OregonDead
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TRVP_ANGELgotta stop living in the sewers man



May 9 2021 6:02PM
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No.Quarter
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Had a mouse problem at my old place, set like 5 traps one night and within an hour I had got one.
May 9 2021 6:29PM
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May 9 2021 8:10PM
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nmwninjart
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Yuck! In your hoodie sleeve! Not a great way to start the day!
mice and rats are so gross. When I hear a mouse in the house I Cannot sleep. I've found mice in my boots when I was overseas.
I rented the upstairs in an old house for a few years that was built in 1891. There were mice in the walls in my bedroom and I had to set traps every fall because they would come up to my 2nd floor through the hole in the bathroom cabinet. Now at my house I had mice in the garage which doesn't freak me out that much but I was pretty displeased to find mouse turds in the cupholders in my car because I left a window open..I set out traps and had a dead mouse every day for a week.
May 9 2021 9:11PM
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dognuts
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as disgusting as they are, there is nothing like the satisfaction of finally catching one.

had one living in the heat system of my house last spring, he would poke out of the vents every once and a while, finally got him with a pellet gun, man that was fun
May 9 2021 9:35PM
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theabortionator
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dognutsas disgusting as they are, there is nothing like the satisfaction of finally catching one.

had one living in the heat system of my house last spring, he would poke out of the vents every once and a while, finally got him with a pellet gun, man that was fun


Idk. I'd rather not have caught one than my sleeve technique honestly
May 9 2021 9:37PM
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dognuts
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yeah that is definitely more gross than satisfying. where was your hoodie that one could of crawled in there and died?
theabortionatorIdk. I'd rather not have caught one than my sleeve technique honestly
May 9 2021 9:40PM
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theabortionator
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dognutsyeah that is definitely more gross than satisfying. where was your hoodie that one could of crawled in there and died?


On the floor. But legit war it the day before. Prolly crawled in maybe i stepped on it and killed it then tried to wear my hoodie next day.
May 9 2021 9:54PM
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iced
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make a hat out of them
May 9 2021 10:44PM
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dognuts
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lamo i thought it musta been lying there for a while
theabortionatorOn the floor. But legit war it the day before. Prolly crawled in maybe i stepped on it and killed it then tried to wear my hoodie next day.
May 9 2021 11:32PM
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Turd__Authority
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Having a bad day and this thread reminded me it could be worse lol. Thanks op 😂😂😂
May 10 2021 1:01AM
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Casey
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Our fathers taught us to hang our coats up as men, and we did not heed their advice- and thus the lesson must be repeated until it is learned.
May 10 2021 1:34AM
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theabortionator
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HypeBeastHaving a bad day and this thread reminded me it could be worse lol. Thanks op 😂😂😂


No problem.


Mice can fuck off. Not about it
May 10 2021 2:24AM
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freestyler540
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Mice themselves are pretty chill. I think they are cute. The problem is that they chrew through everything and their poop is wildly dangerous.

Sound like you need to borrow a friends cat for a week.
May 10 2021 10:16AM
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elcheapo
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The sticky mouse trap vids are my favorite

https://youtu.be/We4ReDkBKrQ
May 10 2021 10:23AM
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Turd__Authority
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Lmao they got smarter towards the end. My dad told me to do the 5 gallon bucket one with water in it cuz it works well. I had mice in my garage that were too smart for snap traps. Sticky traps worked well tho
Elcheapo

The sticky mouse trap vids are my favorite

https://youtu.be/We4ReDkBKrQ
May 10 2021 10:54AM
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CowboySkibop
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I love mice, but damn that would scare the shit outta me too
May 10 2021 11:18AM
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GnomesAreReal
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mmm, delicious, finally some good fucking food
May 10 2021 1:26PM
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TrickyDick470
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dead mau five
May 10 2021 2:35PM
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theabortionator
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freestyler540Sound like you need to borrow a friends cat for a week.


Can you rent a cat from the shelter?
May 10 2021 3:44PM
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nmwninjart
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theabortionatorCan you rent a cat from the shelter?


I haven't heard of renting a cat but you can foster one for awhile. Some shelters that are over crowded do this
May 10 2021 5:21PM
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theabortionatorBeen trying to kill mice this season. Roommates crumbed the place out pretty good. Our vaccum got shot with a shotgun(not my doing) so theres just crumbs everywhere.

Anyway. I put my hoodie on to go ride just now and pushed a dead mouse out the end.

I fucking hate mice. Friggin scared me. Not really much for those kinds of surprises.

Cool story hansel

I hate when my vacuum gets shot with a shotgun.
fuckin sucks.

was the mouse modest looking?
May 13 2021 7:07PM
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theabortionator
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I started wearing said hoodie again. I think i washed it 4 or 5 times.

I wish i could erase that from my memory and become the person I was before that fateful day.

Just a man with a flannel hoodie and a dream. Trying to make sense of this crazy world. But i know i will never be that person again. You can never go back. Every time I wear that hoodie I'll think of the man who used to wear it, the man I used to be....
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