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The no snow fat ski guy.

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daveSpaghetski
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It's late april, there's no snow left on the mountain and you see him: the sexiest guy of the resort, the pussydestroyer par excellence, the true og. With his full rockered 131mm underfoot pure powder ski, he's now ready to carve the best GS turns of his life on the warmest and wettest spring slush of the past 1000 years. Homies and homiettes: the no snow fat ski guy.

and what about you? Is there a no snow fat ski guy in your home resort?
May 3 2021 6:09PM
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Celery
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We've got the fat ski blades 100 percent of the time guy
May 3 2021 6:15PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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There's a guy at Snowbird who rides these consistently in almost any conditions:

K2 Powabunga, 136 underfoot

**This post was edited on May 3rd 2021 at 6:22:21pm
May 3 2021 6:21PM
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Casey
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I think this describes like 30 percent of the PNW
May 3 2021 6:28PM
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WoFlowz
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Mine are insanely fat but I feel like 106 as a daily park ski in the east is pretty wide. But if you’ve got some cheap decent condition catamarans hit me up xoxo 😘
May 3 2021 6:40PM
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SavageBiff
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When my praxis ullr 133 gets made, I’ll be that guy
May 3 2021 6:47PM
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WoFlowz
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WoFlowzMine are insanely fat but I feel like 106 as a daily park ski in the east is pretty wide. But if you’ve got some cheap decent condition catamarans hit me up xoxo 😘


Aren’t*
May 3 2021 6:54PM
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SavageBiff
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Yah that’s not fat, think the industry calls it mid fat, I have spent most my time on the east coast, and my dailies are a 98, spend a lotta time on 108s and while yah a narrower ski can perform better out here , 106 is by no means fat
WoFlowzMine are insanely fat but I feel like 106 as a daily park ski in the east is pretty wide. But if you’ve got some cheap decent condition catamarans hit me up xoxo 😘
May 3 2021 7:02PM
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daveSpaghetski
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in any case i prefer 8,87×10²³ times the no snow fat ski guy than the gAtEKeEpeR sKi rACeR that believes himself to be the boss of the hill
May 3 2021 7:39PM
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SavageBiff
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Hate that guy
And the guy who likes to bitch about how fast I’m going
DavTheSpaghetskiin any case i prefer 8,87×10²³ times the no snow fat ski guy than the gAtEKeEpeR sKi rACeR that believes himself to be the boss of the hill
May 3 2021 7:43PM
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animator
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WoFlowzMine are insanely fat but I feel like 106 as a daily park ski in the east is pretty wide. But if you’ve got some cheap decent condition catamarans hit me up xoxo 😘


My daily is 112, 106 is only considered wide by jerry fuckheads who ski the M5 or the QST 92
May 3 2021 8:28PM
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SavageBiff
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Had a guy on mantras look at my bacons this season and say “whoa those are big” 🙄
animatorMy daily is 112, 106 is only considered wide by jerry fuckheads who ski the M5 or the QST 92
May 3 2021 8:29PM
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dolanslebensraum
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at a certain point a ski is too fat.

theres a goldilox zone. Some ppl like fatter than others but i doubt many ppl would prefer a 130 mm ski in normal snow conditions, let alone spring conditions, unless they were idiots.
May 3 2021 8:40PM
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WoFlowz
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animatorMy daily is 112, 106 is only considered wide by jerry fuckheads who ski the M5 or the QST 92


On a icy tiny east coast hill with 600ft of vert. You must be packing. I ski marksman so not quite the trail clone with qsts
May 3 2021 9:06PM
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r00kie
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Stiff fat skis in slush is where its at.
May 3 2021 9:13PM
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animator
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WoFlowzOn a icy tiny east coast hill with 600ft of vert. You must be packing. I ski marksman so not quite the trail clone with qsts


What hill
May 3 2021 9:45PM
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WoFlowz
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animatorWhat hill


Holidayvalley in WNY

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May 3 2021 9:45PM
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animator
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WoFlowzHolidayvalley in WNY

**This post was edited on May 3rd 2021 at 9:46:17pm


Oh yeah I knew that
May 3 2021 10:20PM
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deathvalley69
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There’s this guy from my hill that literally only skis moguls and rides 130 ish underfoot skis. I live in Michigan too
May 3 2021 10:34PM
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SurfinCow
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up until this year I rocked Petitors daily in any conditions so I guess thats me
May 4 2021 2:24AM
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Casey
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DolansLebensraumat a certain point a ski is too fat.

theres a goldilox zone. Some ppl like fatter than others but i doubt many ppl would prefer a 130 mm ski in normal snow conditions, let alone spring conditions, unless they were idiots.


I mean I agree with the width comment but fat skis are well suited for slush in my opinion idk what everyone is talking about in this thread with the spring conditions
May 4 2021 2:41AM
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Obie.
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I rock 120 underfoot skis in spring slush. They handle slush great in my opinion, plow right through that shit
May 4 2021 4:02AM
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anders_a
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slush is quite fun with 95mm+ skis.

I use from 60 to 120+ depending on snow and where/what I ski.

the wide(not alwys) light & floppy skis with shitty touring bindings & shitty boots always gets me... WHY WOULD YOU SKI THAT SHIT IN THE RESORT, and without a backpack and no skins, bitch please. Id rather ski a wide ski all day every day, than that light touring shit.

after lunch on sunday I grabbed my M102, 191cm, very few people, and everything from straight ice to piles of wet snow in a run, such a good ski, freshly waxed so was actually fast on the wet snow as well! ohhhh yes, slush piles big enough to use as jumps all the way down, only conditions the M102 might be classed as "fun" and "playful" but damn just basic stuff like aproper shifty on thoose is heavy. each ski with binding is almost 4KG, + 2.5KG boots.
May 4 2021 4:23AM
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snowfinder
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fat skis are the best for slushy snow. Slush is still snow so the title should be slushy snow fat ski guy.

If it was the day after rain and the temps dropped below 0 and the guy was still on fat skis thats a whole another level of that guy.
May 4 2021 7:42AM
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skierman
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WoFlowzOn a icy tiny east coast hill with 600ft of vert. You must be packing. I ski marksman so not quite the trail clone with qsts


Aren't you the kid who posts clips of you falling off rails early claiming you're sliding rails to switch?

Fuck, you really are a gaper.
May 4 2021 7:53AM
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WoFlowz
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1002881/trim-F08931AC-7A2F-4CF7-9DA4-A5F07E505B25-MOV


skiermanAren't you the kid who posts clips of you falling off rails early claiming you're sliding rails to switch?

Fuck, you really are a gaper.


Not wrong all I do is fall off early it’s actually my strength

**This post was edited on May 4th 2021 at 9:20:09am
May 4 2021 9:19AM
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skiP.E.I.
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Fat skis in corn snow and slush is pretty fun though.
May 4 2021 9:26AM
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leprechaunsissy
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We have that guy. We also have lots of kids with Vishnu wets who suck at skiing.
May 4 2021 10:23AM
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Non_State_Actor
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Fat rockered pow skis are the best skis for absolutely sloppy spring slush conditions when it's really melted out in the afternoon.
May 4 2021 11:52AM
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EvanMeyer
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BigPurpleSkiSuitThere's a guy at Snowbird who rides these consistently in almost any conditions:

K2 Powabunga, 136 underfoot

**This post was edited on May 3rd 2021 at 6:22:21pm


There’s a guy that rides at bachelor that’s been on hellbents everyday this season.....it has snowed maybe 10 Inches since the beginning of March here and I see him first thing in the morning when the mountain is still a sheet of ice
May 4 2021 12:11PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Im letting my dad use the hotshots, so I'll probably be on Magic Js this Friday
May 4 2021 12:12PM
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CalumSKI
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Ur a chad if you do this
its terrible for ur knees in the long run, but that shows how alpha you are that you don’t care

**This post was edited on May 4th 2021 at 12:30:30pm
May 4 2021 12:30PM
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Session
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I'm honestly looking forward to getting my Jeffery 118's on some Mt Hood Corn/Slush now that Palmer is open
May 4 2021 12:30PM
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anders_a
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wide skis, rockerd skis, etc on slush/corn is just.. stupid fun.
May 4 2021 12:42PM
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SendyMcSendyface
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Been ripping the og Blackops 118 as a daily for a few seasons, but picked up some SFBs, so gonna be a skinny ski gaper next season.
May 4 2021 12:57PM
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Non_State_Actor
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CalumSKIUr a chad if you do this
its terrible for ur knees in the long run, but that shows how alpha you are that you don’t care

**This post was edited on May 4th 2021 at 12:30:30pm


How is surfing the slush wave bad for your knees again?
May 4 2021 1:19PM
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dmcdmc
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fatties are fun in the slush. so are skinnies.
May 4 2021 2:04PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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WoFlowzhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1002881/trim-F08931AC-7A2F-4CF7-9DA4-A5F07E505B25-MOV




Not wrong all I do is fall off early it’s actually my strength

**This post was edited on May 4th 2021 at 9:20:09am


The best follow cam I've ever seen
May 4 2021 2:13PM
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WoFlowz
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ReturnToMonkeyThe best follow cam I've ever seen


@all my homies but Jack I hope you know you are absolutely shit at filming. My dead grandma is a better filmer
May 4 2021 2:15PM
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CoolChillGuy420
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116 skier here, catch me not making turns down anything
May 4 2021 2:22PM
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SavageBiff
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I’ve never seen a Vishnu in person , but I’ve seen shitty, un balanced , must have had severe damage to the equilibrium, one leg longer than the other, cross eyed Oakley sportin jerries on everything from on3p to friggin stockli, moments the only ski I’ve never seen on a jerry, and of course enforcers those are rare and only for the best
leprechaunsissyWe have that guy. We also have lots of kids with Vishnu wets who suck at skiing.
May 4 2021 2:27PM
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vibecheck
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WoFlowzhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1002881/trim-F08931AC-7A2F-4CF7-9DA4-A5F07E505B25-MOV




Not wrong all I do is fall off early it’s actually my strength

**This post was edited on May 4th 2021 at 9:20:09am


looks classy af🥂
May 4 2021 2:40PM
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WoFlowz
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vibechecklooks classy af🥂


We keep it classy here 🥂
May 4 2021 2:54PM
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daveSpaghetski
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WoFlowzMy dead grandma is a better filmer


May 4 2021 2:58PM
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leprechaunsissy
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I’ll have to agree with you completely. And yes, there is something about Moment.
SavageBiffI’ve never seen a Vishnu in person , but I’ve seen shitty, un balanced , must have had severe damage to the equilibrium, one leg longer than the other, cross eyed Oakley sportin jerries on everything from on3p to friggin stockli, moments the only ski I’ve never seen on a jerry, and of course enforcers those are rare and only for the best
May 4 2021 3:32PM
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SHITBOX
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CalumSKIUr a chad if you do this
its terrible for ur knees in the long run, but that shows how alpha you are that you don’t care

**This post was edited on May 4th 2021 at 12:30:30pm


foolish, fatties every day makes knees iron
May 4 2021 9:49PM
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TheMoostafian
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Lol this is just everyone at baker when there isn't much snow
May 4 2021 9:54PM
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partyandBS
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I went to far into this thread thinking it was about a fat guy spring skiing. . .
May 4 2021 11:50PM
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Notaskibum
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skiermanAren't you the kid who posts clips of you falling off rails early claiming you're sliding rails to switch?

Fuck, you really are a gaper.

At least he has clips, I ain't seen you slide shit
May 5 2021 12:03AM
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skierman_jack
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My dad rides 130 year round and shreds. Theres magic to fat skis
May 5 2021 8:20AM
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SmokedGouda
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I feel like this is me with my reckoner 122s with gold pivots hoppin the spring slush bumps at Breck.
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