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Pretty much all of my friends agree that skier girls are pretty much universally hotter. Even the boarder ones. Slutstrands are an instant boost to either side
People always ask me why I ski the bunny hill. “Is it because you suck?” They ask. Well yes, but also thats where all the hot ski moms hang out drinking their hot chocolate while they watch their little groms pizza and face plant down the run.
Gotta stop and help all the little shits up so their hot moms can see how nice of a guy I am.
**This post was edited on May 2nd 2021 at 1:46:25am
Piss_BoyPretty much all of my friends agree that skier girls are pretty much universally hotter. Even the boarder ones. Slutstrands are an instant boost to either side
Every skier girl I’ve met/talked to is either psychotic, not straight, or is too busy with comps. Or “has a place at *insert overpriced vail resort here* and goes up 2 times a season with daddy’s money”
**This post was edited on May 2nd 2021 at 1:59:02am
Piss_BoyPretty much all of my friends agree that skier girls are pretty much universally hotter. Even the boarder ones. Slutstrands are an instant boost to either side
Max.broEvery skier girl I’ve met/talked to is either psychotic, not straight, or is too busy with comps. Or “has a place at *insert overpriced vail resort here* and goes up 2 times a season with daddy’s money”
**This post was edited on May 2nd 2021 at 1:59:02am
Max.broEvery skier girl I’ve met/talked to is either psychotic, not straight, or is too busy with comps. Or “has a place at *insert overpriced vail resort here* and goes up 2 times a season with daddy’s money”
**This post was edited on May 2nd 2021 at 1:59:02am
Can confirm every loaded LA girl I know that skis twice a season is hot as fuck
Piss_BoyPretty much all of my friends agree that skier girls are pretty much universally hotter. Even the boarder ones. Slutstrands are an instant boost to either side
ZappaStacheDeath, Taxes, and skiers dating boarders are the three certainties I know in this world.
I don’t know why it be like that but it do
Dating snowboarder girls is too easy bc they recognize skiing is cooler.
id rather date a skier girl tho, preferably one that can at least do something respectable in the park.
Some girls are just too far gone from the sports world tho. It doesnt mean they have bad genes, its just that they were never super competitive about sports and skiing
DolansLebensraumDating snowboarder girls is too easy bc they recognize skiing is cooler.
id rather date a skier girl tho, preferably one that can at least do something respectable in the park.
Some girls are just too far gone from the sports world tho. It doesnt mean they have bad genes, its just that they were never super competitive about sports and skiing
Learn to Slide a rail before you start asking for girls that can ski park
WoFlowzLearn to Slide a rail before you start asking for girls that can ski park
“Hurr durr it would deztroy my fragile self esteemz if it turned out dolan was a decent park skier, zo i must assume he zucks at all cost”
Dude yeah i get that tools like you would never expect a lead brained ptown grad could ever have gotten competitive enough about learning park to get to a somewhat respectable level.
sorry to blow your mind with the news that dolans not a fucking loser
Jerry.at.tricksPeople always ask me why I ski the bunny hill. “Is it because you suck?” They ask. Well yes, but also thats where all the hot ski moms hang out drinking their hot chocolate while they watch their little groms pizza and face plant down the run.
Gotta stop and help all the little shits up so their hot moms can see how nice of a guy I am.
**This post was edited on May 2nd 2021 at 1:46:25am
Do you scope out the hot moms first, then stalk their children all day waiting for the perfect time to "help?" If so, you sir are a genius.
DolansLebensraum“Hurr durr it would deztroy my fragile self esteemz if it turned out dolan was a decent park skier, zo i must assume he zucks at all cost”
Dude yeah i get that tools like you would never expect a lead brained ptown grad could ever have gotten competitive enough about learning park to get to a somewhat respectable level.
sorry to blow your mind with the news that dolans not a fucking loser
SlowSignBomberDo you scope out the hot moms first, then stalk their children all day waiting for the perfect time to "help?" If so, you sir are a genius.
“Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.”
-Lao Tzu
Now just substitute my name in for the word “nature” in that quote and you have my motto every ski season.
from a woman’s perspective, the same applies to men. Boarder dudes are way more fun. There is a whole mentality with boarders that you do not have with skiers. There are so many segments of skiers (park, racers, backcountry, street,etc) therefore different mentalities and « façon d’être ».
If I had to pick one segment of skier, it would be the Backcountry/big air type.
Sexy AF
**This post was edited on May 3rd 2021 at 11:55:37am
genx13from a woman’s perspective, the same applies to men. Boarder dudes are way more fun. There is a whole mentality with boarders that you do not have with skiers. There are so many segments of skiers (park, racers, backcountry, street,etc) therefore different mentalities and « façon d’être ».
If I had to pick one segment of skier, it would be the Backcountry/big air type.
Sexy AF
**This post was edited on May 3rd 2021 at 11:55:37am
