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h3nry.
Posts: 216 - Karma: 3,483
I need a quote for my yearbook. Any suggestions?
Apr 28 2021 7:12PM
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ASSholebomber22
Posts: 6329 - Karma: 67,026
18 holes a day and I still find time to golf
Apr 28 2021 7:15PM
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vibecheck
Posts: 3112 - Karma: 15,128
🥂
Apr 28 2021 7:25PM
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FruitBootPro
Posts: 2990 - Karma: 12,880
How do you get to Chad's Gap from the bottom of Alta?
Apr 28 2021 7:25PM
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Bended_Toenail
Posts: 1409 - Karma: 10,170
I'm like the snow report, I promise ten inches and deliver three
Apr 28 2021 7:27PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,153
"The download for JibLife is hidden somewhere in the Level 1 calendar."
Apr 28 2021 7:38PM
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BrandoComando
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 18,466
Pee in her butt
Apr 28 2021 7:39PM
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Butterytips69
Posts: 660 - Karma: 7,305
buy full tilts
Apr 28 2021 8:11PM
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Notaskibum
Posts: 848 - Karma: 3,966
I did some crj quote but just do something funny tbh.
Apr 28 2021 8:38PM
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r00kie
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 51,660
"Later dudes." -Clark Griswald in Christmas Vacation.
Apr 28 2021 8:48PM
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piss.boy
Posts: 1398 - Karma: 9,659
"I have a crush on piss boy"-Henry. ;)
Apr 28 2021 8:51PM
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piss.boy
Posts: 1398 - Karma: 9,659
"I play cock at the fire pit while piss boy does ski slides"-henry
Apr 28 2021 8:52PM
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AlaskaDogfart
Posts: 267 - Karma: 2,922
*Henrik Harlaut Barking*
Apr 28 2021 9:10PM
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Astrozap
Posts: 44 - Karma: 158
"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."-Jeff Spicoli
Apr 28 2021 9:22PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13822 - Karma: 46,272
It’s been real. It’s been fun. But it hasn’t been real fun.
Apr 28 2021 9:27PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11930 - Karma: 21,643
the stupider people think you are, the more surprised they are when you kill them
Apr 29 2021 12:05AM
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snowmosexual
Posts: 1898 - Karma: 9,757
"There's nothing better than sliding down snow and flying through the air" Shane McConkey
Apr 29 2021 12:58AM
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cmski4_
Posts: 256 - Karma: 1,401
"when popping on skis to get more air off a jump, do you just jump? or do you lift tail to nose?" -Armadaskier1928
Apr 29 2021 1:10AM
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ColoradoDogfart
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 25,038
POGFISH

@WoFlowz
Apr 29 2021 1:37AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 50770 - Karma: 152,634
Eheath is my real dad
Apr 29 2021 2:21AM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,342
I went to a fight the other night ... and a hockey game broke out.
Apr 29 2021 3:18AM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,342
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
Apr 29 2021 3:19AM
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MichiganCatFart
Posts: 1056 - Karma: 16,277
If you ain't steezn' your wheezn'
Apr 29 2021 7:01AM
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Celery
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 16,866
Go that way, very fast, if something gets in your way... Turn.
Apr 29 2021 7:29AM
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WoFlowz
Posts: 7015 - Karma: 60,829
ColoradoDogfartPOGFISH

@WoFlowz



Apr 29 2021 7:31AM
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GrandThings
Posts: 2700 - Karma: 25,647
Was a huge Travis Rice fan at the time (still am I guess) and my HS yearbook quote was just "Thats it, Thats All"
Apr 29 2021 8:56AM
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WoFlowz
Posts: 7015 - Karma: 60,829
Bended_ToenailI'm like the snow report, I promise ten inches and deliver three

I’m like the snowpack, unstable
Apr 29 2021 9:05AM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,948
"Chaeters never win but I just graduated "
Apr 29 2021 10:15AM
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Thegenericskier
Posts: 1679 - Karma: 16,650
skiing is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth it brings.
Apr 29 2021 11:06AM
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CowboySkibop
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 22,996
"play stupid games win stupid prizes" is a classic

otherwise "I love drinking pee"
Apr 29 2021 11:09AM
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mikemac
Posts: 1246 - Karma: 3,281
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take”
-Wayne Gretsky
”if you don’t do it this year you’ll be one year older when you do”
-Warren Miller

I used both cuz I’m just a basic-ass bro like that
Apr 29 2021 11:22AM
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Gabei147
Posts: 13 - Karma: 43
Ski Fast, Smoke Grass, Eat Ass
Apr 29 2021 1:43PM
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techdeckjuul
Posts: 252 - Karma: 743
i graduate in 2 years. i’m gonna have to return to this thread
Apr 29 2021 1:54PM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 5554 - Karma: 59,161
Put your social security number and post it up!
Apr 29 2021 3:25PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 50770 - Karma: 152,634
CeleryGo that way, very fast, if something gets in your way... Turn.


Fuck turning. Only 364 days till next years hockey tryouts. Check a motherfucker.
Apr 29 2021 3:25PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,907
my wife left me and I deserved it


take me back Linda
Apr 29 2021 7:01PM
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dolanslebensraum
Posts: 5959 - Karma: -13,092
Anything by hunter s thompson.


or if you are man enough, i would bust out the all time greatest quote by the literary mastermind,

simon dumont, who famously said around 2005,

“hitting urban rails is important because it increases your street cred”
Apr 29 2021 7:57PM
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gorbdawggybrent
Posts: 970 - Karma: 8,746
Biffbarf18 holes a day and I still find time to golf


Maybe I’m retarded but I don’t get it
Apr 29 2021 8:29PM
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ASSholebomber22
Posts: 6329 - Karma: 67,026
gorbdawggybrentMaybe I’m retarded but I don’t get it


You'll get there someday, son
Apr 29 2021 8:30PM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,198
10,000 is a very “low-ball” number. You had to be a real motherfucker that liked pussy, not a fruit.
Apr 29 2021 8:32PM
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Notaskibum
Posts: 848 - Karma: 3,966
Celebs gotta do what celebs gotta do, just another day in the life of a balla, I'm rich bitch


- tom walnuts, 2011
Apr 29 2021 8:51PM
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WoFlowz
Posts: 7015 - Karma: 60,829
Anything under 100 is pussy shit 😤
Apr 29 2021 8:57PM
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ConfinedAquifer
Posts: 17 - Karma: 118
Pee in her butt
Apr 30 2021 11:14AM
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mrk127
Posts: 1521 - Karma: 13,872
“school was uncore”
May 1 2021 4:42AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 50770 - Karma: 152,634
"my faunt GOT B I G G E R"
May 1 2021 5:21AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9164 - Karma: 5,095
Man these pretzels are salty.
May 1 2021 10:19AM
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hdubs
Posts: 1117 - Karma: 11,433
Ski for fun and fuck the dumb shit.
May 1 2021 11:47AM
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vibecheck
Posts: 3112 - Karma: 15,128
life is like a sandwich, no matter which way you turn it the bread comes first😤🤑💯😈
May 1 2021 12:53PM
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bakemaster
Posts: 122 - Karma: 2,640
My senior quote is “shred till you’re dead” but you can use it too
May 1 2021 3:13PM
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