dognutsfuck i quit everyone else is getting too good
I tried grabbing my nose of my ski in the liftline after i saw this beast do it because i wanted to siphon off some of the pussy that was headed his way but right as the girls were passing me i blew my rectum out of my asshole and my ski pants turned blood red as the blood was pouring out of my asshole. The girls were all laughing at me as i was in agony, bleeding out of my asshole onto the snow. I said, “all this, for the glory of rome” as ski patrol carted me away to the hospital. My asshole and rectum needed 80 stitches and the doctor said unfortunately my days of bending over to grab the nose of the ski while its on the snow is over. Its a risk i simply can no longer take. I have a loving family, and i dont want to think about how sad they would be if i bled to death out of my asshole.
i was very depressed for a very long time realizing i was never again going to have the hope, the humble yearning to return to the days of yore when i could grab the nose of my ski in the liftline. Sometimes i would dream about it, and then upon waking up and realizing it was just a dream i would be overcome by sadness and despair.
there may be more to life than grabbing the nose of your skis in the liftline, but as of now i do not know it or if i will ever know it.