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Hot dog Hans

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Chunderface
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So who is this dude?
Apr 15 2021 5:06PM
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CatdickBojangles
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Hot Dog Hands
Apr 15 2021 5:07PM
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dant02
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Alex ferreria I think
Apr 15 2021 5:16PM
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Treegrabber
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Long long ago there was a man named falex ferra. He lived a modest life, tending a small farm near the mountain. One day, he met a nice lady from the village and they had consensual sexual intercourse. Out from the mother’s womb came not one, but two baby’s! One was born buitiful and shining, blunt grabbing from birth. The other baby was ugly and and dark, ignored by the mother. Instead of running, this Abby stuck too the floor. As the years grew on, the shining baby, who they named Alex ferrera, rose too the top of skiing. The other baby, who they called Hans, wallowed in his brothers shadow. Not too say Hans doesn't ski though. You may be able to see him on the slopes throwing dub 10s and cussing out minors
Apr 15 2021 8:09PM
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