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Pond Skim Leaves 2 In Hospital

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armchair_skier
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https://www.wpxi.com/news/top-stories/two-injured-after-skier-breaks-through-fence-into-spectators-7-springs/K6TWF4CBBZBNPPZ45BXKFFLVSU/


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1000445/beepbeepzoomzoom-mov
Apr 10 2021 3:33PM
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dognuts
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maybe he should of learned to ski switch a lil better before trying the pond skim

just a thought
Apr 10 2021 3:41PM
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xiaolongbao
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Yeah wtf... Not cool dude clearly not in control at all
dognutsmaybe he should of learned to ski switch a lil better before trying the pond skim

just a thought
Apr 10 2021 3:49PM
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r00kie
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This is how cool events become no more. Keep it classy gang.
Apr 10 2021 3:52PM
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theabortionator
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r00kieThis is how cool events become no more. Keep it classy gang.



Same with redbull slopesoakers although I think they still had it the year after. I wish me and my buddy had drank less and made it to ride in the one in 2017 or 18. We had to find me some comps for the weekend and by the time we found this guy in frisco i missed sign ups. To be fair I had nothing that cool to throw but man that event looks fun.


Also to thread hope everyone's okay
Apr 10 2021 4:10PM
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isaacwrong
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dam

real life representation of me trying ski switch ngl
Apr 10 2021 5:18PM
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ASSholebomber22
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I wonder how trashed he was. Lucky he didn't take someone's head off
Apr 10 2021 5:22PM
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timdrachan
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Are we sure this wasn't @BigPurpleSkiSuit trying his first switch pond skim 9 shots deep?
Apr 10 2021 5:29PM
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armchair_skier
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BiffbarfI wonder how trashed he was. Lucky he didn't take someone's head off

Dude was slumped when he fell. I’m surprised he even was able to click into his skis.
Apr 10 2021 5:55PM
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GrapeHunter
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hahahahaha that was hilarious dude was slumped
Apr 10 2021 5:57PM
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gorbdawggybrent
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@BigPurpleSkiSuit this you?
Apr 10 2021 6:32PM
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mikemac
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Yikes 😬 doesnt look like the pond skim had much to do w it 😂
Apr 10 2021 6:45PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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It ain't me for that one
Apr 10 2021 7:48PM
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KCoCM
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bro that shit was so crazy
theabortionatorSame with redbull slopesoakers although I think they still had it the year after. I wish me and my buddy had drank less and made it to ride in the one in 2017 or 18. We had to find me some comps for the weekend and by the time we found this guy in frisco i missed sign ups. To be fair I had nothing that cool to throw but man that event looks fun.


Also to thread hope everyone's okay
Apr 10 2021 8:14PM
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KCoCM
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but yea like some people have said that dude skis switch pretty damn well i’m sure. he was just fucking tanked.
Apr 10 2021 8:15PM
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WoFlowz
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Looks like me tryna ski in switch going Mach 10 after landing flat on the jump before
Apr 10 2021 8:52PM
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270on420out
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KCoCMbut yea like some people have said that dude skis switch pretty damn well i’m sure. he was just fucking tanked.

From what I’ve heard apparently the guy didn’t even know how to ski forward.
Apr 10 2021 8:57PM
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skierman
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Damn, you fucking retards are pretending like the pandemic isn't happening anymore.

I don't feel bad for anyone in that video. As far as I'm concerned they're a pile of jackasses just waiting for bad shit to happen to them.


THERE'S A PANDEMIC GOING ON YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES! FUCK YOU!!!
Apr 10 2021 9:34PM
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WoFlowz
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skiermanDamn, you fucking retards are pretending like the pandemic isn't happening anymore.

I don't feel bad for anyone in that video. As far as I'm concerned they're a pile of jackasses just waiting for bad shit to happen to them.


THERE'S A PANDEMIC GOING ON YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES! FUCK YOU!!!


I agree with skierman on something. Never thought I’d say that. Surprising how many people at the mtn today thought covid is gone cause it’s spring and just not wear a mask and just hop on the chair with anyone and no mask
Apr 10 2021 9:38PM
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CatdickBojangles
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Lmao @weatcoast springs is wild

**This post was edited on Apr 10th 2021 at 9:53:43pm
Apr 10 2021 9:52PM
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theabortionator
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isaacwrongdam

real life representation of me trying ski switch ngl


It could work out though. Land off rail going switch, lose control, swerve toward big jump at highspeed. Slip out on take off. Try to grab the snow to not fall, accidentally pre grab ski tip, slide into a triple cork, you'll be riding away before you know what happened, get everyone hyped, get sponsored, great success.

Not sure how realistic this approach is but this is my plan of attack for going pro.
Apr 10 2021 10:07PM
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Non_State_Actor
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theabortionatorIt could work out though. Land off rail going switch, lose control, swerve toward big jump at highspeed. Slip out on take off. Try to grab the snow to not fall, accidentally pre grab ski tip, slide into a triple cork, you'll be riding away before you know what happened, get everyone hyped, get sponsored, great success.

Not sure how realistic this approach is but this is my plan of attack for going pro.


Swervin' like Mervin!
Apr 10 2021 10:31PM
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armchair_skier
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CatdickBojanglesLmao @weatcoast springs is wild

**This post was edited on Apr 10th 2021 at 9:53:43pm


Follow @barstollsprings
Apr 10 2021 10:41PM
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weatcoast
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CatdickBojanglesLmao @weatcoast springs is wild

**This post was edited on Apr 10th 2021 at 9:53:43pm

Typical springs shit, one dumb fuck is gonna ruin all the fun for everyone next year and years to come.




also skierman you’re a dumbass, everyone is outside and it’s a bar. You can’t drink shit through a mask. Cases in this part PA are going down, I think we can all live a little bit
Apr 11 2021 12:05AM
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elcheapo
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Probably thought it was the crowd skim
Apr 11 2021 12:09AM
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cmski4_
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This wouldn't have happened if seven springs used their extra snow for hike park jus saying
Apr 11 2021 12:15AM
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weatcoast
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also here’s a better video. This dude is a fucking idiot
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1000493/trim-6ED5666A-8B5C-401A-8E2B-E15F72BC585E-MOV
Apr 11 2021 12:15AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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bigpurpleskisuit trying to skim some humans
Apr 11 2021 1:09AM
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jakeordie
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skiermanTHERE'S A PANDEMIC GOING ON

Wouldn't be full send without it.
Apr 11 2021 2:57AM
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skierman
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weastcoastalso here’s a better video. This dude is a fucking idiot
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1000493/trim-6ED5666A-8B5C-401A-8E2B-E15F72BC585E-MOV


Its a shame he didn't take out more of those fucking jackasses. Jesus Christ, look at all those Trump supporting retards pretending like the pandemic is over. That mountain is filled with assholes.
Apr 11 2021 6:21AM
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ASSholebomber22
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skiermanIts a shame he didn't take out more of those fucking jackasses. Jesus Christ, look at all those Trump supporting retards pretending like the pandemic is over. That mountain is filled with assholes.


This just in, another hot take from newschoolers' favorite cringey gingey!
Apr 11 2021 8:08AM
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CatdickBojangles
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weastcoastTypical springs shit, one dumb fuck is gonna ruin all the fun for everyone next year and years to come.




also skierman you’re a dumbass, everyone is outside and it’s a bar. You can’t drink shit through a mask. Cases in this part PA are going down, I think we can all live a little bit


They also sold tickets and limited the amount of people that could come according to his Majesty Tom Wolf’s restrictions.
Apr 11 2021 8:11AM
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daveSpaghetski
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BiffbarfI wonder how trashed he was. Lucky he didn't take someone's head off


Apr 11 2021 9:20AM
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PeppermillReno
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Feel bad for whomever he cracked into that sucks out there enjoying some spring skiing vibes and that dumbfuck does that.
Apr 11 2021 9:43AM
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EvanMeyer
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Hahahahahahha only at springs would this kinda shit happen
Apr 11 2021 11:23AM
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CowboySkibop
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skiermanDamn, you fucking retards are pretending like the pandemic isn't happening anymore.

I don't feel bad for anyone in that video. As far as I'm concerned they're a pile of jackasses just waiting for bad shit to happen to them.


THERE'S A PANDEMIC GOING ON YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES! FUCK YOU!!!


I mean I cant disagree either, whether you're outside or not, if you're in a big crowd of people wear a fucking mask, corona isn't gonna wait for you to go back inside to spread.

My town had some big brew fest-drunken-50-year-old-trumpie celebration yesterday and I got the joy of driving past the crowd of easily 250 people and not one of them wearing a mask. fucking numbskulls... cant wait to see how our numbers spike back up after going down
Apr 11 2021 11:49AM
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theabortionator
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Fuck dude, they got leveled. That's no good. Shit happens but come on.
Apr 11 2021 12:07PM
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armchair_skier
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https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2021-04-06/covid-not-even-a-fourth-wave-can-crush-vaccine-optimism-now

MUH MASK
Apr 11 2021 1:12PM
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tri_photo
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someone is going to try and viciously campaign against pond skims now
Apr 11 2021 1:33PM
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c-fries
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CatdickBojanglesThey also sold tickets and limited the amount of people that could come according to his Majesty Tom Wolf’s restrictions.

Thank you lol. Springs did their best from what I’ve seen and Wolf sucks eggs.

Also as soon as I saw “wpxi” in the news link I knew some wild shit was about to go down😂
Apr 11 2021 2:25PM
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weatcoast
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skiermanIts a shame he didn't take out more of those fucking jackasses. Jesus Christ, look at all those Trump supporting retards pretending like the pandemic is over. That mountain is filled with assholes.


And Boy am I glad that you are not a member of the community at our hill. Stop being a pussy ass sheep. ‘Ackin like a tuff guy hardass, meanwhile you’re scared shitless of a virus
Apr 11 2021 4:31PM
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GilsonSkis
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That was the jankiest switch skiing ever
Apr 11 2021 4:37PM
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theabortionator
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GilsonSkisThat was the jankiest switch skiing ever


You've never seen my style. I once did a front two in the rail line and missed the next rail so badly I ended up in a differrnt park, at a different ski resort, in a different state. Pretty sure I logged 15+ miles of interstate in between, violated no less than 17 laws, and when I approached the next feature I side jumped the shittiest 180 ever done in the history of 180s because I had nothing to off that rail switch. It wasn't that I didn't feel ready, but knowing I wasn't worthy.
Apr 11 2021 5:58PM
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Mackaroni_space
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armchair_skierhttps://www.wpxi.com/news/top-stories/two-injured-after-skier-breaks-through-fence-into-spectators-7-springs/K6TWF4CBBZBNPPZ45BXKFFLVSU/


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1000445/beepbeepzoomzoom-mov


Mans should have at least learned to revert out of switch in case of emergency like holy shit
Apr 11 2021 8:59PM
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weatcoast
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armchair_skierhttps://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2021-04-06/covid-not-even-a-fourth-wave-can-crush-vaccine-optimism-now

MUH MASK


Good read, thanks for sharing that !
Apr 11 2021 9:06PM
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TOAST.
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CatdickBojanglesThey also sold tickets and limited the amount of people that could come according to his Majesty Tom Wolf’s restrictions.


Imagine paying money to watch pond skim and then getting knocked out.
Apr 11 2021 9:58PM
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b0ss
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Nice ass
Apr 11 2021 10:42PM
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weatcoast
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CrunnchyVanMancant wait to see how our numbers spike back up

Wow what a nice thing to say...

some of you numbnuts are over-adamant about this virus and are scared out of their scrotums over it, but say dumb fucking shit like this. I don’t get it.


also I don’t think a lot of people realize that there are a lot of fucking people vaccinated and cases are going down... but they are too quick to shit on people not letting a virus and asinine restrictions dictate their lives any more.
Apr 11 2021 11:23PM
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skierman
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weastcoastWow what a nice thing to say...


If you and your Tucker Carlson boot licking buddies feel the pandemic is over and not a big deal at all, then why are you offended? He's only stating a fact based on I dunno.... WHAT EVERYONE HAS BEEN FUCKING SAYING AND WHAT HAS HAPPENED 3 TIMES ALREADY.

But don't worry, like your fat traitorous loser buddy Trump has said, "ITS A HOAX!" Go to the crowded bars and smash some millers while you bitch to your rad ass camouflaged homies about how the "libs" are overreacting and the south will rise again.

LOLOLOL
Apr 12 2021 7:00AM
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