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I made a really funny joke today and my mom didn’t laugh

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Mingg
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So we were sitting on the deck drinking some coffee and watching the birds do their thing. My mom goes “my favorites are the cardinals and blue jays.” So I say “I’m more of a Yankees fan.” And she didn’t laugh. I was holding back wheeze laughs and tears.

It made me really sad.
Apr 6 2021 5:31PM
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profa_212
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Mingg is a dad confirmed
Apr 6 2021 5:41PM
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JAHpow
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I like turtles
Apr 6 2021 5:43PM
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CatdickBojangles
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I wish I had a mom to tell a joke to.
Apr 6 2021 5:56PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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straight face gang wya
Apr 6 2021 6:00PM
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Sdot.
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You'd fit right in with my family!
Apr 6 2021 6:02PM
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gorbdawggybrent
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ha ha! there you go bro
Apr 6 2021 6:34PM
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ASSholebomber22
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You know moms was just like she better not make some lame ass baseball joke right before you said it lmao
Apr 6 2021 6:54PM
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ThaLorax
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You need a new Mom
Apr 6 2021 7:38PM
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Bended_Toenail
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This represents 90% of the interactions I have with humans (and most other animals)
Apr 6 2021 10:20PM
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elcheapo
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I guess you had to be there.
Apr 6 2021 11:30PM
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SurfinCow
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TnskiI guess you had to be there.


I love geography jokes
Apr 7 2021 4:41AM
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zues
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Apr 7 2021 6:12AM
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Jems
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damn that was kind of funny made me smirk a little
Apr 7 2021 8:53AM
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SofaKingSick
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she prob didn't get it. go explain the joke to her and boy will she laugh
Apr 7 2021 11:18AM
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Mingg
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Update: I told my dad the joke and he laughed. So I feel validated.
Apr 7 2021 11:59AM
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snowfinder
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MinggUpdate: I told my dad the joke and he laughed. So I feel validated.


Dad joke confirmed
Apr 7 2021 12:04PM
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iFlip
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Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny
And these girls like these boys, like these boys like these girls
The girls with the bodies like boys with Ferraris
Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money
Apr 7 2021 12:38PM
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AlexHallsEyebrow
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iFlipBoys will laugh at girls when they're not funny
And these girls like these boys, like these boys like these girls
The girls with the bodies like boys with Ferraris
Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money

I think I’m just dumb but I had a stroke trying to read that.
Apr 7 2021 1:57PM
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Casey
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CheesenChipsI think I’m just dumb but I had a stroke trying to read that.


You need it broken down to you slowly and set to early 2000s pop punk
Apr 7 2021 2:39PM
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freestyler540
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That was a very good joke.
Apr 7 2021 5:40PM
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SammyDubz
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lawlz

tbh don't think my sweet mother would understand that either
Apr 7 2021 6:53PM
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dolanslebensraum
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The other day i told my mom not to die until a republican was president again.

she laughed really hard
Apr 7 2021 10:41PM
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b00mSkis
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TnskiI guess you had to be there.

this made me laugh, but op did not.. apparently cardinals and bluejays are baseball teams? I didnt know that haha I dont do baseball
Apr 11 2021 2:14PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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iFlipBoys will laugh at girls when they're not funny
And these girls like these boys, like these boys like these girls
The girls with the bodies like boys with Ferraris
Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money


I was so good at this song on Lego Rockband for the ds
Apr 11 2021 6:53PM
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deathvalley69
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ReturnToMonkeyI was so good at this song on Lego Rockband for the ds


I was trying to figure out where I knew those lyrics from and then I realized it was from Lego Rockband on my old Wii. Bringing back memories lol
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