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Who is the corporate skier?

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J_Christoph
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I’ve seen this guy in stories for a few weeks now from multiple people. Same fit but obviously different days. Who is he and what is his story?

Apr 4 2021 1:12PM
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Chrischi69
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I dont know but if he showed up like that and tried to sell me paper or computer software i would buy so much
Apr 4 2021 1:21PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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When you buy 1 share in vail stock
Apr 4 2021 1:23PM
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J_Christoph
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TRVP_ANGELWhen you buy 1 share in vail stock


Truly Vail in human form. He’ll start a conversation with you on the lift but then immediately tune out when he finds out you make less than 800K/year or don’t actively engage in tax fraud.
Apr 4 2021 1:41PM
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DUKES
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thats the new 2022 kit with the more stable vishnu proto
Apr 4 2021 2:33PM
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Turd__Authority
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All you no pole kids in 20 years
Apr 4 2021 5:00PM
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hi_vis360
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both pics ive seen of this guy he has his hands in his pockets, does he ski down that way too? would be pretty swag ngl
Apr 4 2021 7:41PM
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VISHNU
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Agreed let’s keep it business casual
DUKESthats the new 2022 kit with the more stable vishnu proto
Apr 4 2021 8:25PM
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TOAST.
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J_ChristophTruly Vail in human form. He’ll start a conversation with you on the lift but then immediately tune out when he finds out you make less than 800K/year or don’t actively engage in tax fraud.


I disagree with this. That dude is probably a fuckin badass and just trying to get some laps in after work. Changing clothes takes up valuable skiing time.
Apr 4 2021 9:15PM
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dylansiggers
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i actually dig that look
Apr 4 2021 9:25PM
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DUKES
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dylansiggersi actually dig that look


Nicely ironed crease and freshly starched Gore-Tex Van Heusens. BCA briefcase shovel. Bluetooth earpiece beacon. Leki PowerPoint poles with the Bluetooth straps. New style brings new innovations
Apr 4 2021 10:33PM
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H_up
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Yo is this Snoqualmie? I’m pretty sure I saw this guy on Friday
Apr 4 2021 11:00PM
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Treegrabber
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On his way up to star in the formal ski porno
Apr 4 2021 11:01PM
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J_Christoph
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dylansiggersi actually dig that look

Business casual LTC episode??
Apr 4 2021 11:11PM
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weatcoast
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Bro getting some laps in after work and before he has to pick up the kids from hockey practice
Apr 4 2021 11:38PM
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J_Christoph
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You mean go hit on girls half his age at a Cheesecake Factory??
Apr 4 2021 11:57PM
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JSchwartxy
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This guy is the definition of steeze
Apr 5 2021 12:25AM
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Claywilson
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Makes me wanna ski in a suit
Apr 5 2021 1:07AM
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andrewsmart
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Hands in pockets settles the mittens or glove debate once and for all.
Apr 5 2021 1:22AM
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elcheapo
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Probably lost his ski clothes in a divorce settlement
Apr 5 2021 3:03AM
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snowpig
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When you have a zoom call in the middle of your day off
Apr 5 2021 6:00AM
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rojo.grande
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Its all about the aerodynamics
Apr 5 2021 10:04AM
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chicken4dathotz
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that guy skied right up to the park on a zoom call, ended it, looked me dead in the goggles, barked at me, and then did a flawless lip 2 continuing 2 on to an enormous down donkey at keystone. pretty unreal for being on directionals.
Apr 5 2021 11:42AM
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cultrara
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I talked to him the other day and asked if he put that on to go skiing or if he came straight for a meeting.

He said he comes straight from a meeting and was super chill.
Apr 5 2021 2:12PM
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bradwalters
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Holt_upYo is this Snoqualmie? I’m pretty sure I saw this guy on Friday


This dude's been taking laps at Snoqualmie all year in the same kit. Casual friday's never looked so good.
Apr 5 2021 2:36PM
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J_Christoph
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cultraraI talked to him the other day and asked if he put that on to go skiing or if he came straight for a meeting.

He said he comes straight from a meeting and was super chill.

Wish he would leave a duffel bag in the car with some gloves at least but to each his own! Get your turns in, no excuses.
Apr 5 2021 3:54PM
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Casey
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bradwaltersThis dude's been taking laps at Snoqualmie all year in the same kit. Casual friday's never looked so good.


Hahaha that looks like central express - tfw when you might have to join a zoom meeting at any point and the whole team thinks your mountain background is fake 😂😂😂
Apr 5 2021 9:19PM
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H_up
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CaseyHahaha that looks like central express - tfw when you might have to join a zoom meeting at any point and the whole team thinks your mountain background is fake 😂😂😂


I bet it is since that’s exactly where I saw him lol
Apr 5 2021 9:44PM
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SofaKingSick
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I feel like no one wants to say it out loud but he looks so much chiller than all of us combined
Apr 5 2021 9:54PM
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weatcoast
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https://www.instagram.com/p/B4oA42inmkJ/?igshid=3oa72kj2p3l6
Apr 6 2021 2:13PM
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J_Christoph
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weastcoasthttps://www.instagram.com/p/B4oA42inmkJ/?igshid=3oa72kj2p3l6

Exactly what it reminded me of!
Apr 7 2021 11:56AM
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bakemaster
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Saw the corporate mountain biker yesterday, didn't get a picture tho. He was wearing khaki pants and a dress shirt and a full bandana robber mask thing and sunglasses. I think he was super ginger or alergic to the sun or something
Apr 7 2021 10:16PM
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