So I was chatting with this nice lady in the parking lot and she told me this wild story about how she had just got out of prison.
Apparantly she had this miserable corporate office admin job for like 15 years and just snapped one day - robbed the bank she worked for and blew all 50k on snowboarding.
She didn't really snowboard much before that. She didn't really have any friends or much of a life either.
What happened is that after taking the cash, she needed a new look for being on the run.
So she went to the mall to buy clothes and went inside Zumiez and saw a snowboarding picture and decided right there that was the identity she was going to assume.
Dyed her hair, hightailed it to California, and bought "like 20" brand new snowboards/bindings at a base area ski shop on one transaction.
After 8 months on the run, she was tackled on the slope at Mammoth by a bounty hunter in like a Hollywood style ski chase.
While she was strapping in at the top, big ass dude came up to her and said her first and last name. She was all, "That's not me" and took off down a black diamond run.
She tried to lose him, but he just so happened to be a great skier. He chased her down moguls and through trees, over little natural jumps, and hauling down the groomed run. On her ass the whole time.
She got to the base and unstrapped and ran like 10 feet before he plowed her down on his skis and handcuffed her.
She was locked up for 3 years.
Things are actually going really well for her though. Nowadays she only has 8 snowboards, but she's in the best shape of her life and slams trophy cock on the regular. I guess the whole experience gave her a lot of sex appeal lol.
She started a thriving art business from skills she learned in her jail job, has a ton of cool friends, and does 3's off handrails at like 55 years old.
So a happy ending I guess?
Only like 7 more years of probation and she can leave the state boundaries to go back to Mammoth.