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Need to know who’s taking all the bitches the rest of the year.
I see these around the mountain and I’m flabbergasted. Who knew you could make yourself a full package chick magnet for just $400 plus shipping and handling?
Cream_SauceYeah that's cool but you're on a skiing site.
Why don't you rep someone who actually rips like Bella Bacon?
Being a good skier doesn’t automatically make you marketable. Also, sponsorship isn’t a prize for attaining a specific skill level. It’s a business partnership. So that’s why someone like Bella wouldn’t be chosen over Liz Swaney who has a much larger audience and slapping that Olympian title on things is valuable even if people don’t know the name/background of the athlete.
The more I think about it, the sheer chaos and zero fucks of her hyperfemanine attitude towards life are... incredible. She's truly ahead of her time.
People see her pulling wild shit, trouncing down cotton candy lane all like, "Yeah! I can do anything!" And it just makes them piss all over themselves.
Meanwhile, she's out there swimming in child-like wonderment, goofing around making little mini ice cream cones in a ruroc helmet - harnessing chaotic girl power positivity to strangle her reality into a place where it's her world and the rest of us are all just living in it.
Liz is a bulldozer against the "testosterone fueled cool guy" identity of winter sports, and I LOVE IT.
Fuck your masculinity, fuck your whining, fuck your society, and fuck your Olympics.
You want something out of life? Put on a silly outfit and a shit eating grin and go get it.
Obstacles and critics don't exist to Liz, and she's having fun jubilently doing whatever the fuck she wants.
I don't care if you guys hate her, that's QUEEN SHIT. That's punk rock as fuck.
Tbh, I aspire to have me some Liz Swany Big Cervix Energy.
Whoever told you that you should have self esteem....
I saw my first ruroc in the wild at eagle wind at winter park a week or two ago. Best part is dude was rocking shifts and the little toe piece things at the front were popped up in tour mode. Ultimate one two punch.
Saw this at the hill today and instantly thought of this thread when my buddy said “damn chrome ruroc guy pulls harder than i do” so i snapped a pic for NS
"they call me michael phelps cause i just smashed low dive haha, just kidding. names brad btw. You ski here often? :^)"
ericformanI saw my first ruroc in the wild at eagle wind at winter park a week or two ago. Best part is dude was rocking shifts and the little toe piece things at the front were popped up in tour mode. Ultimate one two punch.
Lmao perfect. You may not see them for a while but once you see it once, they start to appear everywhere
Didn't know she was sponsored or whatever by these goofballs... starting to make my T Hall/ Liz swaney brazzers affair theory sound stronger. Think they bang with the full face protection on?
Every once in a while, once in a century, once in a millenia, once in an eon, humanity gets a shining star. A star that reshapes humanity for times ahead, a star, that, despite being a mortal human, remains immortal in history. Jesus Christ, Caesar, Da Vinci, Tesla, Einstein, Newton, Aristotle, and many others. All of them died thinking they accomplished barely anything, or nothing at all. It is only years, CENTURIES later, that we begin to understand what they did for humanity. As such, Ruroc can not be appreciated by any of us, since we have many decades, or centuries yet, to reach Daniel Rees. What these men did on the fields of technology and etcetera, Daniel did for the culture and arts, forever immortalizing true patriotism, skiing AND FREEDOM. There is not a single doubt in my mind that Ruroc will stand the test of time, hanging in Louvre, and be studied in schools for centuries to come. Callling Ruroc a helmet company is an insult to it, as Ruroc is an ETERNAL, IMMORTAL PIECE OF ART. I was actually in doubt for a long time if I should even leave a review on “Newschoolers”, as this is a general purpose “freeskiing” website. Ruroc is the Printing Press of the 21st century. In other words, KINO beyond human understanding.
MinggBeing a good skier doesn’t automatically make you marketable. Also, sponsorship isn’t a prize for attaining a specific skill level. It’s a business partnership. So that’s why someone like Bella wouldn’t be chosen over Liz Swaney who has a much larger audience and slapping that Olympian title on things is valuable even if people don’t know the name/background of the athlete.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm 99% certain nobody besides the Olympics can advertise using Olympics branding due to their trade mark.
hdubsCorrect me if I'm wrong, but I'm 99% certain nobody besides the Olympics can advertise using Olympics branding due to their trade mark.
larilinesignYeah not even close.
Olympians are not stamping the Olympics logos on teddy bears and selling them at Walmart.
Theyre marketing themselves and their small businesses as "Olympian-owned".
MinggI think they can claim that their athletes are olympians
Lari and Mingg are right, everyone cashes in on the Olympic name. Here at Mt. Hood we have Skibowl's Olympic Ski and Snowboard School named after a guy that was a Czech speed skier in the 1992 games. It has huge marketing appeal
**This post was edited on Mar 15th 2021 at 6:30:56pm
Hate all you want yall just jelly you dont have that industrious Liz Swany Live to Kick Ass champion mindset.
Renaissance woman!
Maybe if she were wearing Tall T and dropping her voice low acting all manly instead of sunshine and rainbows, you'd all see her perfectly manicured middle fingers up in the air.
Even Harlaut can't hold a candle to her burn on the patriarchy.
I want that Swany Ruroc deadlifting edit, and I want it NOW.
Go Liz!
Holy shit get a room
Just remember to have safe sex and wear your ruroc
larilinesignBella Bacon and Liz Swaney are completely different athletes. They can't be lumped into a generic "women's skiing" category.
Bella is a steeze queen, greasing rails in the driver's seat and straight thug turning down.
Liz is a hungry for life expression of joyful can-do attitude, and a hell of a well-rounded athlete.
Both are dope.
They express very different things in their skiing.
Before I get into this I'm gonna say I have no hate for Liz Swaney, she's doing her thing without hurting anyone and that's fine.
But she is an embarrassment to skiing. She gamed the system to get into the olympics as a garbage skiier and reps ruroc helmets while doing yoga poses in front of architecture.
ReturnToMonkeyThis is fake right? It has to be fake. There's no way she would wear her chrome helmet, goggles, and even Olympic bib into the store.. she's mentally ill
she's also one of the worst fucking skiers to ever touch a halfpipe
