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Holding your ski while taking off a jump is one of the fucking stupidest things ive ever seen on skis

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dolanslebensraum
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It reminds me of the unbelievably stupid old school streetplant shit mike vallely used to do on his skateboard.

if that is progression then progression can eat a fucking dick and kill itself

If you arent privy on vallelys stupid old school shit then watch this batb video.


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/963820/Chris-Cole-Vs-Mike-Vallely--BATB2---Round-1inb4 “i wanna see a pro skier do the macarena in big air bcuz nobudy did it b4 so its muh progreshun hurr hurr”
Mar 8 2021 10:16PM
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Chubz.
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Who cares
Mar 8 2021 10:17PM
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dolanslebensraum
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Chubz.Who cares

Meh. Its worth a thread imo
Mar 8 2021 10:20PM
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teamdummy
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Pre-grab ski tricks aside. Talking shit about Vallely can’t happen. https://youtu.be/G-hwrwtbY-w
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/996409/mike-vallely-vs--4-Guys

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Mar 8 2021 10:31PM
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Ralphamus
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You have something serious wrong with you. Give up on troll of the year already
Mar 8 2021 10:38PM
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little1337
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sw pre nose is cooler than anything I will ever do in my life
Mar 8 2021 10:39PM
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Bended_Toenail
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Nah ur wrong about this one chief

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Mar 8 2021 10:40PM
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Chubz.
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Landing while grabbing safety is pretty cool.


pre grab safety tweak/“method” straight airs are also cool
Mar 8 2021 10:54PM
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dolanslebensraum
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But why?

to me its like holding a baby gorilla in your hand when you hit a jump.

is it progression?

sure.


but is it cool?

no

is it something you would do for fun if nobody was watching or filming?

i seriously doubt it.


the reason cork 9 blunts are so cool is because if you are a good enough park skier you can do it so effortlessly that you do it for fun.

bending over so hard you shit your pants in order to grab the nose of your ski on takeoff is probably one of the most uncomfortable and burdensome tricks ever.

to me its like solving a rubiks cube in the air while you are hitting a jump.



is that progression?

yes

is it cool?

fuck no
Mar 8 2021 11:44PM
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Young_patty
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Lol, op is mad cause he can’t pre-grab.

It’s ok Op Ik they can be intimidating but keep trying and you’ll get em some day- I’d recommend trying switch pre-nose or lazy boy pre-tail to start out.
Mar 9 2021 12:02AM
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dolanslebensraum
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Young_pattyLol, op is mad cause he can’t pre-grab.

It’s ok Op Ik they can be intimidating but keep trying and you’ll get em some day- I’d recommend trying switch pre-nose or lazy boy pre-tail to start out.

Nah thise tricks arent progressive enough.



im gonna learn to make a sandwich while taking off the lip and shitting my pants at the same time and filling out the newspapers cross word puzzle and reciting the first 100 digits of pi.

now thats progression
Mar 9 2021 12:06AM
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Christian_Bale
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im not a huge fan of pre grabs myself but its nothing worth getting angry about lol
Mar 9 2021 12:09AM
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SofaKingSick
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Real hot take: grabs are dumb. Why do em?
Mar 9 2021 12:14AM
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dolanslebensraum
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Young_pattyLol, op is mad cause he can’t pre-grab.

It’s ok Op Ik they can be intimidating but keep trying and you’ll get em some day- I’d recommend trying switch pre-nose or lazy boy pre-tail to start out.

But seriously, even if i could hold the nose of my ski while taking off switch (pro tip- i cant), i would never ever do it unless somebody paid me in either dollars or sexual favors.



which is the point im making. Because antione adelesse isnt doing pre grabs for fun either. If he wasnt getting paid in sponcership dollars or pussy he wouldnt ever do it.

its like grabbing the tail of your skateboard while you ollie.

it doesnt fucking matter if its progression.

its just alot of fucking work for hardly any aesthetic or dynamic impressiveness.

the whole point of hitting jumps on skis is making it look effortless and fun.

bending over so hard on the takeoff you look like you are going to blow a hernia out of your fucking asshole doesnt look fun or effortless.

if pre grabbing ur nose is so cool why dont you just ski top to bottom of the resort switch while bending over and holding the nose of your ski.

wow dude that sounds so cool, holding on to your ski while your skiing.
Mar 9 2021 12:16AM
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evanball
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if you still think doing grabs in air are "cool" but not pregrabs, then youre splitting hairs theyre basically the exact same thing. lets not forget that skiing itself is a fucking stupid concept to being with, and it gets stupider the moment you start throwing yourself off jumps and spinning, and then it gets even stupider to reach down and grab your ski in air, none of it has a point other than its hard to do. why draw the line at grabbing you ski before you hit the jump
Mar 9 2021 12:24AM
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dolanslebensraum
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SofaKingSickReal hot take: grabs are dumb. Why do em?

Grabs are cool as a way to tweak your skis while in the air. But i agree you can make tricks look really cool without grabs; and it might actually be a more impressive test of skill to make a no grab trick look good.

progression does not always = cool

i could think of thousands of progressive tricks that are stupid as fuck.

Newschool and freeskiing didnt blow up from
2000-2010 bc of progression. It blew up because the progression went hand and hand with being stylish and aesthetic as fuck.

just like skateboarding didnt blow up because of rodney mullen doing a stupid handstand on his skateboard. It blew up because ollieing down a ten stair is something ppl can watch all day without getting sick of it bc its so aesthetic.

if skateboarding was only about progression everybody would have gotten sick of it 20 fucking years ago.

but skateboarding is still huge bc ppl love watching different skaters express themselves through their own natural style, but they are pretty much doing the same tricks that have been done for decades.
Mar 9 2021 12:28AM
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weastcoat
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Prenose : cool
land with nose: ugly as fuck
presafety : nah
land with safety: kinda cool
pretail: mmmmmmmmmmmmm yes
land with tail : eh
Mar 9 2021 12:30AM
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dolanslebensraum
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evanballif you still think doing grabs in air are "cool" but not pregrabs, then youre splitting hairs theyre basically the exact same thing. lets not forget that skiing itself is a fucking stupid concept to being with, and it gets stupider the moment you start throwing yourself off jumps and spinning, and then it gets even stupider to reach down and grab your ski in air, none of it has a point other than its hard to do. why draw the line at grabbing you ski before you hit the jump

If you dont find tricks done with good style aesthetic then why do you even pay attention to freeskiing.



its about the tricks being pleasurable to watch, not about how hard they are.

i guarantee you nobody is going to want to watch a skier make a pbj while doing a straight air, even though that trick would be harder than any trick ever done to date.
Mar 9 2021 12:33AM
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BLandz
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Im on Dolans side.

I just don’t understand why ppl think its cool. Obviously there are some exceptions that look nice but its mostly just ugly garbage.

Creativity is not synonymous with cool or good looking.

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Mar 9 2021 8:54AM
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BLandz
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And the thing is if ur gonna post lame tricks on ig u don’t have the right to be mad at ppl for talking about how lame ur tricks are. Thats like posting a pic of u making out with a dude on ur socials and wonder why everybody thinks ur gay. The problem is 1. its a subjective thing so nobody really agrees on whats cool and whats not. And 2. at the end of the day it doesnt even matter so who cares
Mar 9 2021 9:05AM
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TheHamburglar
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Does this guy not have anything better to do with his time than rant on here about any half-baked opinion that flutters across his brain?
I also get quite a little dick vibe from all the anger dolan has pent up
Mar 9 2021 9:21AM
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kylersucks
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sw pre nose is baller
Mar 9 2021 9:39AM
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ReturnToMonkey
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I like doing lazy boy cork 5s with a pre tailgrab. Once I'm corked i try to tweak it or blunt it as best as I can and I've gotten a few oohs from them so they can't be that bad. They're actually decently easy and definitely not "all that hard work to bend over." You said no one would do them if they didn't expect some reward? Well that reward comes from people who clearly find it impressive. If you're hatin on pregrabs, it's obviously just because you can't do them.
Mar 9 2021 10:10AM
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jakeordie
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Vallely is the man 'cos he not afraid to do his own thing in an era of skateboarding where individuality wasn't encouraged. Anyone creating new tricks and styles is gonna miss sometimes, they can't all be greatest hits.
Mar 9 2021 10:37AM
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chafe.
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OP must have a downvote kink this man keeps coming back to get shitted on

Pre-nose looks nutty if you can throw the right tricks with it
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BLandz
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ReturnToMonkeyI like doing lazy boy cork 5s with a pre tailgrab. Once I'm corked i try to tweak it or blunt it as best as I can and I've gotten a few oohs from them so they can't be that bad. They're actually decently easy and definitely not "all that hard work to bend over." You said no one would do them if they didn't expect some reward? Well that reward comes from people who clearly find it impressive. If you're hatin on pregrabs, it's obviously just because you can't do them.


Ya like imo thats a dope trick but pre-nose is just ugly asf. So are most other pre-grabs. But there are exceptions that look really good, like your trick.
Mar 9 2021 10:47AM
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Lokdog
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wow whats with the braindead threads on NS lately, sorry but yea pre grabbing is fuckin fun to do on some tricks, and it's also hard af. OP just butthurt he's bad, classic NS drama, maybe one day you'll realize that people just do the tricks they want to do cause they enjoy them.
Mar 9 2021 11:54AM
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ReturnToMonkey
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BLandz_Ya like imo thats a dope trick but pre-nose is just ugly asf. So are most other pre-grabs. But there are exceptions that look really good, like your trick.

I can't take credit for the trick. I was inspired by Christian Nummedal. Can't figure out how to embed this.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CI3rSjGJIqN/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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Mar 9 2021 12:08PM
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Session
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DolansLebensraum.

just like skateboarding didnt blow up because of rodney mullen doing a stupid handstand on his skateboard. It blew up because ollieing down a ten stair is something ppl can watch all day without getting sick of it bc its so aesthetic.

Now you have gone too far. Rodney Mullen did shit like that because that was part of skating at the time. But he literally invented to flat ground ollie making it possible to hit a ten stair. And he likely pioneered the trick one would do down that 10 set.


But pre-grabs are lame.

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Mar 9 2021 12:24PM
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ericforman
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I actually agree with dolan here. You can basically replace "pre grab" with "spin to win" and most people would be like OH YEA DEF THATS DUMB.
Mar 9 2021 1:39PM
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mitchey
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DolansLebensraumits like grabbing the tail of your skateboard while you ollie.

it doesnt fucking matter if its progression.

its just alot of fucking work for hardly any aesthetic or dynamic impressiveness.


idk bro boneless is pretty steezy
Mar 9 2021 1:59PM
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Lefebe
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I mean its hard and creative but not steezy at all. looks like shit imo
Mar 9 2021 2:23PM
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NarrowGlint
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DolansLebensraumBut why?

to me its like holding a baby gorilla in your hand when you hit a jump.

is it progression?

sure.


but is it cool?

no

is it something you would do for fun if nobody was watching or filming?

i seriously doubt it.


the reason cork 9 blunts are so cool is because if you are a good enough park skier you can do it so effortlessly that you do it for fun.

bending over so hard you shit your pants in order to grab the nose of your ski on takeoff is probably one of the most uncomfortable and burdensome tricks ever.

to me its like solving a rubiks cube in the air while you are hitting a jump.



is that progression?

yes

is it cool?

fuck no


i love pre nose lol its so fun. Skiing isnt just about progressioin or looking cool. Its about having fun. Messing around with pre nose spins is just fun.
Mar 9 2021 2:36PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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NarrowGlinti love pre nose lol its so fun. Skiing isnt just about progressioin or looking cool. Its about having fun. Messing around with pre nose spins is just fun.


How can you spin doing it? Do you basically have to do a rodeo or lincoln type set or what
Mar 9 2021 2:38PM
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NarrowGlint
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ReturnToMonkeyHow can you spin doing it? Do you basically have to do a rodeo or lincoln type set or what


So its kinda like lazy boy and kinda not. I can lazyboy 3 and I can pre nose 180. So what I do is I grab left hand and left nose, carve/skid off the takeoff and throw your other arm thats not grabbing to set your spin since you cant pop pre nose. You have to set it with body and not pop. Its really weird holding the nose in air but once you get it its really fun.
Mar 9 2021 2:41PM
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animator
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DolansLebensraumNah thise tricks arent progressive enough.



im gonna learn to make a sandwich while taking off the lip and shitting my pants at the same time and filling out the newspapers cross word puzzle and reciting the first 100 digits of pi.

now thats progression


I fucking love you Dolan
Mar 9 2021 2:45PM
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jprene8
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DolansLebensraumGrabs are cool as a way to tweak your skis while in the air. But i agree you can make tricks look really cool without grabs; and it might actually be a more impressive test of skill to make a no grab trick look good.

progression does not always = cool

i could think of thousands of progressive tricks that are stupid as fuck.

Newschool and freeskiing didnt blow up from
2000-2010 bc of progression. It blew up because the progression went hand and hand with being stylish and aesthetic as fuck.

just like skateboarding didnt blow up because of rodney mullen doing a stupid handstand on his skateboard. It blew up because ollieing down a ten stair is something ppl can watch all day without getting sick of it bc its so aesthetic.

if skateboarding was only about progression everybody would have gotten sick of it 20 fucking years ago.

but skateboarding is still huge bc ppl love watching different skaters express themselves through their own natural style, but they are pretty much doing the same tricks that have been done for decades.


I get your point but I gotta disagree. It’s just a personal thing everyone has different ideas of what looks good. And to me anyone who isn’t afraid to be themselves and do what tricks they like, gets more respect from me than someone who just does what they think others like to see done. Like it’s literally what action sports are about, it’s a combination of two different worlds the first being skill and athletic ability, mixed with art and self expression. Which is what makes action sports so cool, if you can imagine it and have the skill to pull it off you can do it and to me that’s the definition of creativity and self expression and I think that should be celebrated. Granted if you post something online you open yourself up to criticism just comes with the territory 🤷🏾‍♂️.
Mar 9 2021 9:30PM
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dolanslebensraum
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Lokdogwow whats with the braindead threads on NS lately, sorry but yea pre grabbing is fuckin fun to do on some tricks, and it's also hard af. OP just butthurt he's bad, classic NS drama, maybe one day you'll realize that people just do the tricks they want to do cause they enjoy them.

Yeah clownboy youre right. Oh fucking shit woe is poor dolan
Mar 10 2021 2:02AM
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dolanslebensraum
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TheHamburglarDoes this guy not have anything better to do with his time than rant on here about any half-baked opinion that flutters across his brain?
I also get quite a little dick vibe from all the anger dolan has pent up

My dick is like 5 inches—nothing special but ive been with enough appreciative girls that im not even close to having some sort of micropenis complex.


I dont know why ppl think im angry. Its more like scratching an itch. Playing the internet like a video game is an underrated recreation.
Mar 10 2021 2:13AM
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TheMoostafian
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I think it would be fucking sweet to see Henrik do a griselda flip while holding a baby gorilla. Call it the gorilla flip.
Mar 10 2021 2:25AM
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dolanslebensraum
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ReturnToMonkeyI like doing lazy boy cork 5s with a pre tailgrab. Once I'm corked i try to tweak it or blunt it as best as I can and I've gotten a few oohs from them so they can't be that bad. They're actually decently easy and definitely not "all that hard work to bend over." You said no one would do them if they didn't expect some reward? Well that reward comes from people who clearly find it impressive. If you're hatin on pregrabs, it's obviously just because you can't do them.

even if i could i would never do them.



And you are full of shit saying its not a large effort to bend over and reach down and pre grab nose.

i bet you shard yourself everytime you try it.

next time you do it in front of girls dont forget to pull your pants down and show them your soiled diaper with the shit you squeezed out trying so hard to reach your nose while skiing.

im sure the girls will be even more impressed with the diaper progression bc pre nose wearing a diaper is even cooler.

and then after you do the trick in pampers you can switch to luvs and do it again. Then u can do it in huggies.

according to choadstools like you shitting diapers is an awesome trick bc its hard to do.

can you not see how ridiculous you sound?
Mar 10 2021 2:32AM
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dolanslebensraum
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TheMoostafianI think it would be fucking sweet to see Henrik do a griselda flip while holding a baby gorilla. Call it the gorilla flip.

Haha. I dont know why im so opinionated about pre grabs. Im sorry i shit on them so hard. The idea of it just seems stupid to me for some reason.
Mar 10 2021 2:45AM
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Lemuel
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Didn't read the whole thread, but I think the point Dolan is trying to make is this: just because it's difficult does not mean it's cool.

Also Chug did the Macarena on a rail or box at JOSS.
Mar 10 2021 6:56AM
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SuspiciousFish
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Well since Skierman hates both Jesper and The Bunch, Im going to defer my opinion to him when he shows up once his NPR special is over.
Mar 10 2021 8:02PM
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Hard
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Say what you want about pre-grabbing on skis, but Mike Vallely is the goat. Not to mention the reason bonelesses started on skateboards back in the day was because the shape of boards didn't allow for high or consistent ollies. Once boards had camber and pop ollie's and tech tricks took off. Not saying that's the reason Mike did them but they have their roots in the sport, it's not just a fad trick. Pregrab on skis is purely fad / innovation with no purpose. Very different than bonelesses.
Mar 11 2021 1:59PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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HardSay what you want about pre-grabbing on skis, but Mike Vallely is the goat. Not to mention the reason bonelesses started on skateboards back in the day was because the shape of boards didn't allow for high or consistent ollies. Once boards had camber and pop ollie's and tech tricks took off. Not saying that's the reason Mike did them but they have their roots in the sport, it's not just a fad trick. Pregrab on skis is purely fad / innovation with no purpose. Very different than bonelesses.


No purpose? What about because they're fun to do? Maybe to try something new and different?
Mar 11 2021 2:29PM
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shinbangclan
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not gonna lie those old school tricks in that batb were hard to watch... especially that 1st one. Guy just stands in place and hops around 5 times. Shit does not look good.
Mar 11 2021 2:44PM
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Hard
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ReturnToMonkeyNo purpose? What about because they're fun to do? Maybe to try something new and different?


Right, completely agree with you. Not saying they're lame or anything, I think they can look great and be a ton of fun. Just saying that bonelesses were used to get up curbs and whatnot back in the day before ollies were popular and OP's comparison of the two was silly.
Mar 11 2021 3:21PM
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dolanslebensraum
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shinbangclannot gonna lie those old school tricks in that batb were hard to watch... especially that 1st one. Guy just stands in place and hops around 5 times. Shit does not look good.

Yeah. Its fucking stupid. Berra and marks were laughing their asses off at vallelys retarded gimmick tricks
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