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Most common/cliche ski at your resort

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doubleblackjack
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At my resort it is the head super shape, soul 7, and elan ripstick
Feb 23 2021 6:28PM
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ScaryDumpTruck
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Racers with heads
Feb 23 2021 6:35PM
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thepastapalace
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racers without heads
Feb 23 2021 6:38PM
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sambuswell
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"Type 3" skiers who think they're the best skier on the mountain by straight lining blue trails with their feet really close together... on their Nordica E N F O R C E R S
Feb 23 2021 6:47PM
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doubleblackjack
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sambuswell"Type 3" skiers who think they're the best skier on the mountain by straight lining blue trails with their feet really close together... on their Nordica E N F O R C E R S


Yeah, got plenty of those guys at my resort. Almost all of them are on enforcer 100s and the rest on ripsticks
Feb 23 2021 6:49PM
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Jems
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hyland hills on3p magnus 90
Feb 23 2021 6:51PM
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Celery
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At Sunday River it's bentchetlers, fischer rangers and one of blizzards skis, but with shifts.
Feb 23 2021 7:31PM
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oldspicewalrus
Posts: 153 - Karma: 352
Literally everyone has these fucking skis, give me a break already
Feb 23 2021 7:36PM
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skiP.E.I.
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Head supershape.
Feb 23 2021 7:43PM
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deathvalley69
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Half the kids in the park at my hill have Line Blends
Feb 23 2021 7:59PM
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Dr_Richard_Hertz
Posts: 81 - Karma: 770
Nordica enforcers. I literally don't think there's been a single day this season where I haven't at least once been standing behind someone in line with those things on. Pretty sure it's what all the racer kids like to use when they not racing.
Feb 23 2021 8:28PM
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stinky_cheese
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at Alta and Snowbird there's more than enough QST 106s
Feb 23 2021 8:47PM
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doubleblackjack
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thepastapalaceracers without heads


Impossible
Feb 23 2021 8:47PM
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AlaskaDogfart
Posts: 267 - Karma: 2,926
Feb 23 2021 9:07PM
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WisconsinDogfart
Posts: 675 - Karma: 5,522
31 year old snowboarder in matching burton kit, arbor board, and big spherical goggles on a pret helmet. Greets you with “sorry bro”.
Feb 23 2021 9:19PM
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bigcandybar
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They come in to the ski shop and say you got any of those Nordica enforcers
Feb 23 2021 9:46PM
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Onederful
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Vaping 12 Year Olds
Feb 24 2021 8:26AM
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WoFlowz
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Slope team kids who make fun of me for riding long wide skis in the park, yet ski 155cm honey badgers. There’s like 5 of them on the slope team and another 2-3 that aren’t that all have honey badgers and think my Marksman are dumb. Jokes on those fuckers cause I’m the best skier in the mountain *claim
Feb 24 2021 8:38AM
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doubleblackjack
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WoFlowzSlope team kids who make fun of me for riding long wide skis in the park, yet ski 155cm honey badgers. There’s like 5 of them on the slope team and another 2-3 that aren’t that all have honey badgers and think my Marksman are dumb. Jokes on those fuckers cause I’m the best skier in the mountain *claim


Seen plenty of douche kids with honeybadgers at my resort too. Maybe they will grow out of it???
Feb 24 2021 9:49AM
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byubound
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stinky_cheeseat Alta and Snowbird there's more than enough QST 106s

I feel like I see crows mounted with shifts everywhere I go at alta
Feb 24 2021 9:55AM
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No.Quarter
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ohneps, everyone has ohneps
Feb 24 2021 10:11AM
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SidehitsJesus
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This hits extremely close to home
WisconsinDogfart31 year old snowboarder in matching burton kit, arbor board, and big spherical goggles on a pret helmet. Greets you with “sorry bro”.
Feb 24 2021 10:15AM
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MomsSpaghetti
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Soul 7 dads
Feb 24 2021 10:17AM
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No.Quarter
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Oh, and the ballcap under the helmet and sunglasses, a trend which I'm gonna claim I helped birth at BB because in 2015 there were like 3 people rocking that style here and everyone gets soft when it's below 40F, and I'll wear sunglasses down to 20F if it's not snowing because fuck goggles. Goggles are fucking annoying.
Feb 24 2021 10:17AM
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keagan.karstens
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sambuswell"Type 3" skiers who think they're the best skier on the mountain by straight lining blue trails with their feet really close together... on their Nordica E N F O R C E R S

U been skiing w my dad and his friends huh?
Feb 24 2021 11:22AM
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keagan.karstens
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Wilmot Mtn - every type of ski except for on3ps, this is my third year skiing at Willy and i have yet to see a single pair of on3ps
Feb 24 2021 11:25AM
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toe-bang-gang
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used to be the soul 7 for the past few years now its solomon qst's
Feb 24 2021 11:28AM
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hoodratz47
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Just AT gear. I swear to fuck everyone has them at anthony lakes.......
Feb 24 2021 11:31AM
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greensk1mask
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Line TW backflip only park crew wannabes
Feb 24 2021 11:35AM
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Cleetus
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magnus and arv 86
Feb 24 2021 12:24PM
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GayWolf420
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stinky_cheeseat Alta and Snowbird there's more than enough QST 106s

don't forget the Black Ops Senders from either that Demo shop next to The Birdfeeder or mounted w/ shifts
Feb 24 2021 12:26PM
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NateDog21
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keagan.karstensWilmot Mtn - every type of ski except for on3ps, this is my third year skiing at Willy and i have yet to see a single pair of on3ps


Probably cause the park is either like half open or full of little kids who don’t hit any features
Feb 24 2021 1:38PM
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Coyote_Smasher
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soul 7s fs
Feb 24 2021 4:00PM
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armchair_skier
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Vishnu Wet 177
Feb 24 2021 4:04PM
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GrandThings
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Black Crows have really blown up in popularity. Seen way more this year than ever although still primarily by people who are ripping. Blizzards on the other hand seem to have taken over as the official Jerry ski. See those damn neon pink/orange-tipped bases everywhere
Feb 24 2021 4:12PM
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Dlonetti
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at afton its a ridiculous amount of little kids flying around out of control and cutting everyone off
Feb 24 2021 4:18PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Local resort it’s all kids with Faction Prodigy's from 19/20
Feb 24 2021 4:21PM
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Young_patty
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Kids hopping on a trend one season and then completely abandoning it by the next.

-Hyland Hills


Kids at Bridger bowl have been obsessed with those played out homemade fleece hats lately. Other than that most people there only follow superficial trends that have no impact on their actual skiing- just how they look doing it.

Bridger bowl kids also act VERY hardcore, expect them to tell you about the “film project” they’re working on or their battle of the ridge game that no one asked about.

eventually they’ll try and get you to ACTUALLY PAY REAL MONEY just to see their “premier” at a local theatre their parents rented out for them, lol.


In conclusion, though these two resorts are wildly different in terrain and skier type but you’ll notice that both of them are filled to the brim with wannabe-cool-skier-bros who care more about looking like a sick skier than being one. I’m sure it’s not as bad as other resorts like Brighton or Alta but gosh darnit when I moved west I wasn’t expecting to see so many trash pretend-pros talking about who made their fleece hat and why they’ve actually been shredding much harder than me in the ~25 days they’ve gotten this year (only weekends).
Feb 24 2021 4:39PM
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eheath
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Back in the heydays of saga, basically everyone at PC had saga gear haha
Feb 24 2021 4:42PM
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SkiBum.
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Haven’t bought skis in 7 years. Reading this is updating me on what skis are out there
Feb 24 2021 4:51PM
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SavageBiff
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As said above, enforcers!! Holy fuck I see 3+ pair every day out
Feb 24 2021 5:14PM
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ASSholebomber22
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Nerdica enfercers without a doubt. Didn't notice till I got a pair lmao

shout out to black crows with shifts for the bro-brah middle age touron crowd tho. They're holding it down as well
Feb 24 2021 5:28PM
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skierman_jack
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Nothing that hasn’t been mentioned. Enforcer. Head Kore/Super Shape. Lots of rossi race skis. All the kids have Lines
Feb 24 2021 5:34PM
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TreyMiddleton
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I swear I see mediocre kids on bent chetler 120s every day
Feb 25 2021 3:48AM
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Jerry.at.tricks
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doubleblackjack1Yeah, got plenty of those guys at my resort. Almost all of them are on enforcer 100s and the rest on ripsticks


I live in AK and I can happily report that I’ve never seen anyone skiing enforcers or rip sticks on my local mountain.
Feb 25 2021 4:12AM
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AlaskaDogfart
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Jerry.at.tricksI live in AK and I can happily report that I’ve never seen anyone skiing enforcers or rip sticks on my local mountain.


If this is at Eaglecrest its for sure the full Black Diamond AT setup
Feb 25 2021 4:17AM
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Jerry.at.tricks
Posts: 342 - Karma: -778
AlaskaDogfartIf this is at Eaglecrest its for sure the full Black Diamond AT setup


EC baby! Hell yeah haha.
Feb 25 2021 4:25AM
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backyardcracker
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Nordica Enforcers, and these aren't cliche, i just see a ton of them.. Faction Prodigy 1.0's
Feb 25 2021 8:45AM
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SoggyOatmeal420
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a ton of honey badgers and vishnus on my little midwest hill
Feb 25 2021 9:17AM
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DrZoidberg
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-Snowboarders a few years behind whatever is current in skateboarding trends as far as clothes go, with mid-late 2000s audis/subis with stupid mods and NY plates, blowing thiq vape clouds everywhere and ruining every park feature by stomping landings as hard as they can, thus making a bomb hole. There's literally trains of them and you basically can't do any tricks you might fall trying because you'll just get run over. If you want to spin off a rail you better land perfectly parallel with this snowboard sized hole and your skis better be touching.

-Snowboarders filming for an edit (aka instagram or snap) and cutting everybody off so they can 5050 a box that's wider than their board.

-Yewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

-Old skiers angry at the above classes of people for existing, typically on "shaped" skis they still think are the greatest thing, and they'll certainly tell you about them.

-160cm park skis on a 5'10" 180lbs middle aged dude he bought in 2008 because they were cool at the time.

-Fully grown adult women on like 120cm kids skis. I don't understand this but I see it at least a few times every time I ski.
Feb 25 2021 9:18AM
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