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Beer Bong?

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fattyskier
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ok, i recently decided to make a beer bong, and im trying to figure out the tubing issues. im sure there are some math genius's on here.

ok so i want 1 inch or 1.5 inch tubing, i want a decent sized bong that can hold 36 ounces of liquid.

so no im curious, how many feet of tubing will i need in order fo the tube to hold 24 ounces (24 is hard as hell to do, the extra 12 ounces is for fun)...

relating to this same bong, im going to try and make it for a mixer drink, allowing for another tube (smaller) to hold one shot of hard shit so the piece would look much like

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Now my question is, if the main chamber was filled with beer first would the beer go up into the shot chamber?

id ont care if you think this is a stupid ass question because it kinda is, im just curious
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Mar 13 2005 9:45PM
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Anathema
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i'd need a conversion factor to get from ounces to inches, and then it would be easy, but i'm too lazy to google search it. i have no idea what the little diagram thing means either.
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Mar 13 2005 9:51PM
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dylhole
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its a funnel
Mar 13 2005 9:52PM
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Nicktofacto
Posts: 68 - Karma: 10
just make a damn bong, if you only want 24 ounces in it then only put 24 ounces in it. 2 beers is pussy shit though, imo you need one to hold much more.
Mar 13 2005 10:13PM
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Freestyla_01
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Put the 2 beers in, then hold the funnel up and pour more beer in the top as you're bonging them.
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Mar 13 2005 10:15PM
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welch_mt_mafia2
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your thinkin to small me and my freinds had one that held like 7 beers and it was only like 3 feet long with the finnel that fucked you up bad.

if you live in the country build a 'snake' it was named after my freind who was the first person to pass out because of it. it was a bong that hangs in one of my trees behind some woods by my house by my fire pit it only hold 2 or 3 beers but you take the fast like a second of 2 many rough night from that and a hell of a conversation peice.
Mar 13 2005 10:57PM
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BobYohan
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well i cant help with your measurement issues, but most definitely get a valve on that thing. lets you load less awkwardly and it feels great to flip the switch and go.
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Mar 13 2005 11:05PM
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9wardCrOniC
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use alot of ductape

Mar 14 2005 8:32AM
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troublemakers
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Yah you are definetly thinking to small you should be thinking at least somthing that can hold 5 beers min.

Mar 14 2005 8:39AM
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Sharpy
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yeah man, just get some like 3 feet tubing and a ttach the biggest funnel you can to it. And have a splitter so you could have 2 or three people bonging at the same time. And valves are key


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Mar 14 2005 9:33AM
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welch_mt_mafia2
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if you can avoud a valve do it all the do is make alot of foam and thats nothing but problems. and make sure you pull the screen out of the funnel if it has one because that also makes foam. i think our funnel held like a gallon and we had like 3 feet of inch and a half tubing it worked great

Mar 14 2005 1:45PM
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Knox
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beer bongs are the shit!!

Mar 14 2005 1:52PM
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VTfreeskier
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your thinking about it to much. just go to home depot and choose which funnel size u want and just get a long thick tube. You dont need all that math

Mar 14 2005 3:03PM
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brokebutitsworthit
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AT the university here there are some creative ones, like one that has a bike pump on it with a pressure chamber that helps shoot the beer down even faster, never hit off it but it sounds fun as hell.

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Mar 14 2005 4:00PM
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Apple
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dude, your makeing it too complicated. get the tube and a funnel. If you want it to hold a certian amount of beer (36 ounces of whatever) just make sure you have a big funnel and measure the beer as you put it in as you put it in. If you want a shot of hard liqure with it, take a shot then funnel. and if i were you id use the wider tubing.

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Mar 14 2005 4:06PM
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SmoKinSkier
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ITs a beer bong. What math needs to be involved. You need only a thick tube the biggest funnel u can buy. And a shit load of alchi!

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Mar 14 2005 4:13PM
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kf4real
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i can only say: German beer is the best beer in thé world next to Guiness

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Mar 14 2005 4:51PM
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fattyskier
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I dont care about having one. i want one that people will be proud to drink from. Anyone can say "yeah i bonged 24 ounces"... but when you have a sweet ass one people will proud and honored to drink from

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