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Is Jon a jinx?

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almostaskier
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Is he? i mean, he was at chads, sessioning the gap with Tanner, and tanner kills himself.
then apparently from what i read in the 'Simon goes big thread', Jon was there too, and dumont ruptures his spleen and fractures his pelvis.

dunno if this has been mentioned in another thread.
but whatever. i wonder still.


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Mar 12 2005 5:39AM
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espen^R
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whats a jinx? explain? im norwegian...
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Mar 12 2005 7:27AM
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almostaskier
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someone who brings bad luck...


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Mar 12 2005 7:54AM
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espen^R
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I doubt hes a jinx but maybe he is planning to make every other pro skier fall and get out for the rest of the season so he can own every comp by him self...
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Mar 12 2005 9:20AM
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No more bronze for Jon... Haha, what a great thread.





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Mar 12 2005 9:29AM
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almostaskier
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the revenge of Jon... i like it!


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Mar 12 2005 9:45AM
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ottoponto
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Or maybe Tanner has jinxed the judging in the earlier comps and now the jinx has moved to Jon? :D
Mar 12 2005 10:36AM
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espen^R
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^yeah.. sooo many possibilities..
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Mar 12 2005 11:08AM
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mackinnon
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jon's sabotaging all the really good people
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Mar 12 2005 9:22PM
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SwitchBlader5
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OR....Jon hangs with the best becuase he is the best all around skier and he doesnt get hurt because he is wise and european.
Mar 12 2005 9:35PM
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^^^How is he the best ALL AROUND SKIER? Is really good at backcounrty that I havn't seen? Tanner kill slope, pipe, big air, urban.
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Mar 12 2005 9:42PM
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QuazBotch
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Jon has placed pretty well in euro big mountain comps, and still races sometimes.
Mar 12 2005 9:52PM
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skibrdingbitch
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yea isn't he on the swedish ski team, like he skis everything and very well i might add

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Mar 12 2005 10:59PM
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he rakes up fis racing points at the start of each season


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Mar 12 2005 11:20PM
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aggro_sk8
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Lineskier-101, actually jon is an awsome backcountry skier that you havent seen. his BC isnt as widely published, hes more marketable as a jibber.
he kills park, pipe, BC, racing, and more likely than not moguls. same with henrick.
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Mar 12 2005 11:50PM
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SkierJulie
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haha is jon a jinx... where do u people come up with this stuff?
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Mar 12 2005 11:52PM
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high_life
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Yeh jon is a great all round skier, really good bc skier, he won a big mountain comp here in sweden, the best jibber in the world, and when he was younger he was in the swedish alpine national team, but he is not racing gates much anymore! But he is a really good all round skier, but he has never been a good mogul skier, and he is not a jinx..i don't think so, hehe..i wouldn't say no to ski together with him!! without his gf..she can't ski!!!
Mar 13 2005 7:56AM
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almostaskier
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but back to the subject at hand, he is aiming at world domination... i don't think tanner or simon were invited to his contest, so he took them out so as to not have to face any critism...
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Mar 13 2005 8:39AM
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'Tanner kill slope, pipe, big air, urban.'

Haha, you try to insult Jon for not being one of the best all-around skiers yet all brag about Tanner for is his park-ratness. And I'm sorry, but you just don't brag about ANYBODY'S big air skills...

Considering Jon's placement in the X-Games in pipe and slopestlye, along with his big-mountain abilities which Tanner can only hope to dream of having, I think it's more than fair to point out Jon as one of the best all-around skiers there is.
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Mar 13 2005 10:13AM
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high_life
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both simon and tanner were invited to jon invitational, and it sucks that they are both injured, because i really wanted to see them go big!! because they do!!
Mar 13 2005 12:33PM
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jon is fucking amazing, thats all i have to say
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Mar 13 2005 12:38PM
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Jasmine
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that is the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard. funny, tho.


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Mar 13 2005 12:52PM
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espen^R
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almostaskier: the both where invited, Thall and TheDumont...
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Mar 13 2005 2:17PM
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I have heard that his preference for jump lips is alittle different than most skiers. perhaps this had a bearing on what happenend, but I doubt it.
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Mar 13 2005 3:28PM
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hendrik.
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Lineskier-101, ripping on you again... i love the fact that you took tanner as a comparison...ever heard of what happened when he tried a BC shoot? he SUCKS.
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Mar 13 2005 4:13PM
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haha now he won gold!




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Mar 13 2005 5:12PM
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espen^R
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remember! Jon was there when Lars Veen got injured earlier in the season too!

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Apr 4 2005 1:00PM
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maybe he is a jinx

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Apr 4 2005 3:22PM
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I have pictures of him sabotaging T-hall's bindings... beware the Jon.

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Apr 4 2005 6:20PM
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Jon the robot skier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!soooooooooooooo siick

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Apr 4 2005 6:28PM
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Next is probably Charles G.

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Apr 4 2005 6:32PM
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elaborate, does he like super lippy jumps?

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Apr 4 2005 6:34PM
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Someone saw him having dinner with Witch Doctor in South Africa last summer.
hahahahah this is too funny

Apr 4 2005 7:56PM
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jinx you guys crack me up


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Apr 4 2005 8:23PM
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mckeeman
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nostradamus Predicted in 1533:
"In the new millenuim and five, two heads will converge and both will fall, bringing seasoned blood to the forefront for many more years to come."

Basically it means tanner and dumont will trying to be the best they can be, and both getting injured. Jon is the seasoned blood that will take over and kill it for many more years...


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Apr 5 2005 8:44PM
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ineedarealname
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Jon is the shit, hes too good to fall and die like they did. just kidding everyone has got to take their hits, tanner and simons just happened to be really bad.

Apr 5 2005 9:00PM
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Jokeri
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he's a jinx because he was jealousy... simon went bigger than him and tanner's style was better than him :D

Apr 6 2005 12:56AM
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every post mckeeman posts is either useful or funny cheers to mckeeman and jeers to mckeeman for not letting me in to watch breathe and stop

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