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gypsy
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So whats the best job you've ever had? Meaning employment of course.




Mar 11 2005 11:49PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
well there was this one chick and she was like uhhhh and i was like oohhhhhh yeahhhhhh, you know?
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-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

-Live Fast And Ski Hard

-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut
Mar 11 2005 11:51PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
i got to work at a paint shop last summer it was so much fun they let me work the mixing machine i was 13 at the time it was my only real job xept for news papler boy but that sucked balls


pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre face to face do a backflip and in your rotation kick him in the face with your boot. something in his face will break for sure. fights over.-seanPISTOL

or just walk away with his chick making him look like a complete jackass in front of a bunch of s
Mar 11 2005 11:52PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Lifeguard, Recreation leader and soccer coach, its different everyday and i get payed to play with kid's all day.
Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
Mar 12 2005 12:49AM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636
cooking at hooters, we played fun games with the girls...
live by the N.E.R.D
Mar 12 2005 1:08AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
rickshaw runner. hahahaha. that shit is the bomb. chicks dig the fine asses us runners got. you have no idea how much we get offered sex, drugs, beer, you name it, for a rickshaw ride. and we jib random shit too, like benches, mailboxes, garbage cans. best job ever... except you don't make much. but, you have potential to make shit loads.
...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
-Harvιε .(dfp represent). payce
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'get be-fuckin-hind me, bitch. i said get behind me'
'get behind me? what is that?!'
'if you want me to puke everywhere... go for it'
'i'll make it... wwway more worth while for you not to drink'
'get the fuck away from me, i'm only paying for two'
't-bone is da illest' -'i'm sorry to hear that, i hope he gets better'
Mar 12 2005 1:13AM
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Gustle
Posts: 183 - Karma: 10
Parking lot attendant for a AAA baseball team which very few people go to see. Means lots of chilling in lawnchairs in the summer while listening to tunes.
Repping The DFP.
Mar 12 2005 1:14AM
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PowderCanuck
Posts: 2626 - Karma: 10
ski shop. In fact I'm still working there
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Screw this I'm going skiing
Mar 12 2005 1:21AM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
best job is none at all

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'If only real chicks when down this easy' Comic Book Guy
Mar 12 2005 1:30AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
^^nuh uhh the best job is a blowjob... haha
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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman

-Live Fast And Ski Hard

-'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G

-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut
Mar 12 2005 1:32AM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
touche

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'If only real chicks when down this easy' Comic Book Guy
Mar 12 2005 1:34AM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
zing
Mar 12 2005 1:39AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
everytime i skim through the non-ski gabber and see this thread title, i swear i see 'blowjob' and i stop to check it out, but i realize it's 'best job'. i think i need to get some sleep, or find a lady-friend.
...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
-Harvιε .(dfp represent). payce
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'get be-fuckin-hind me, bitch. i said get behind me'
'get behind me? what is that?!'
'if you want me to puke everywhere... go for it'
'i'll make it... wwway more worth while for you not to drink'
'get the fuck away from me, i'm only paying for two'
't-bone is da illest' -'i'm sorry to hear that, i hope he gets better'
Mar 12 2005 1:49AM
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ski_Crystal
Posts: 649 - Karma: 10
ski coach and ski shop
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*Kirsten*


Mar 12 2005 12:53PM
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SteveXs2
Posts: 7922 - Karma: 40
I guess the only part-time job I've had that I liked was working for a local internet service provider designing websites for their low-budget clients. That place died after the main guy left, though.
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Get Hyped



CANADIAN!
Mar 12 2005 12:57PM
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Doghouse
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 21
petroleum transfer technician
haha
i pumped gas at an overpriced station. it was chill



'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G




'The devil only exists because of your belief in him. Same goes for that other guy'- Sage Francis
Mar 12 2005 3:02PM
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bigdoubler125805y
Posts: 1236 - Karma: -8
working at a small bike shop last summer. my boss was wicked cool and it was sooo much fun
Golden Wheelchair Honorable Mention- August 1, 2004
Are Dumont and Wilson enemies like Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter?- K2ripper
Mar 12 2005 3:13PM
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gypsy
Posts: 760 - Karma: 12
being a ski instructor is rad. last fall i got to ride horses for $, that was nice. and being a bounty hunter of course - i live in idaho and one time my boss at a landscape nursery handed me a .20 gauge and said he'd give me 10 bucks for every dead magpie i brought him. it was pretty sweet! :)
Mar 12 2005 7:42PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
gotta represent the lifeguards and the ski techs. two awesome jobs

OOPS POW SURPRISE! OOOOOHHHHH!!!

-formerly known as publicenemy1023-
Mar 12 2005 8:24PM
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..Phatpat..
Posts: 1528 - Karma: 11
im getting my 1st job this summer as a bag boy... the pay isnt great.. like 6.50... but all the kids ive talked to that have worked at this proshop say that all the rich members give you tips that 'double your wage' so hopefully ill ge able to afford some nice skis if i work a decent amount this summer for how EXPENSIVE stuff these days

Just because your hung like a moose doesnt mean you have to do porn...
Mar 12 2005 9:40PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Valet/Bellhop at a 5-star new hotel at my old resort.


We pay our debt sometimes.
Mar 12 2005 9:42PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
i work at a ski shop. best job ever.





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Mar 12 2005 10:00PM
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Hctiws_iks
Posts: 2077 - Karma: 25
tennis instructor,
and if i start strining raqutes for more people itll be a sick job, like 10-15 bucks an hour
oh and blowing glass ornaments that my dad taught me how to make(hes a nasty glassblower) i made like 150 in ornaments in like 2 hours

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Mar 12 2005 10:00PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Yeah Dog LG's Reppin it, What!!??? LG short for lifeguard's.
Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
Mar 13 2005 4:41AM
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I help my mommy wash the dishes.







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Kitting is so progressional.
Mar 13 2005 6:32AM
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..Phatpat..
Posts: 1528 - Karma: 11
pro-skier would be the best job ever

Just because your hung like a moose doesnt mean you have to do porn...
Mar 13 2005 10:08AM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
i just passed my lifeguarding test this past week so im hoping to get a job doing that soon
ok
Mar 13 2005 10:09AM
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sharpeX
Posts: 28 - Karma: 10
i wish i was on a coast guard patrol because you could just chill all day
Im destroying the planet, one cabbage at a time
Mar 13 2005 10:17AM
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clrumivier4life
Posts: 2429 - Karma: 9
Bagging at Farmer Jack?


SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
Mar 13 2005 10:36AM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
Yatch Club, i sit on a boat for 3 hours then pull up some anchors, and fire a canon.


You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
Mar 13 2005 1:34PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
working for myself. I set my own hours, can sleep in if I want, and don't have to put up with any bosses.
Mar 13 2005 1:55PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
just mowing or doing landscaping stuff for our mini golf course we own. im working at a store now learning to be a register person, but it sucks cause im dumb


Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Mar 13 2005 2:00PM
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VTpublicenemy9
Posts: 149 - Karma: 10
summer camp counsulor
Mar 13 2005 2:40PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
pro skier


WWW.FACTIONSKIS.COM

Jibberish: Minimizing my grades since 2004.
Mar 13 2005 3:20PM
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1080chubs
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 28
deffinately working around the neighborhood, i got 100-200 dollars per job of mulch laying on ppls yard, 20 a lawn mow, and all kinds of cash for other things like moving heavy objects like sheds and forts and stuff...
Mar 13 2005 3:25PM
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RotatedLINE
Posts: 126 - Karma: 10
ski and bike shop
Mar 13 2005 3:59PM
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*b$hip*
Posts: 558 - Karma: 10
yea working at a ski shop or camp would be radd


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make that money

cash, check or credit card
Mar 13 2005 4:23PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
Never had one...but the best job ever would be the one that Chris Raab has with Bam. He does nothing...


i dont really have a life, but i am lazy. and i got sick of weeding through all you peoples shit cause... basically im smarter than you.
- Crystal-Needs-a-Park
Mar 13 2005 4:27PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Yeah lifegarding at the beach would be soo fucking bomb, you get to ride ski's and cruise in boat's, juts kick it watching hot ass walk by all day and hopefully you will see the guy struggling like 200 yard's away in the surf, I dont no how they do it but i know they make alot of money. But you have to have 2 yers open water experiance to do it and i have 2 years experiance at a pool only so summer after next im going to get a job at lake tahoe then eventually work out at stinson beach in the summer's. that would be the best job ever.
Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
Mar 13 2005 4:28PM
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I finally got spancerd.
I'm on the Canada Employment Insurance ski team. I get $1400 a month for the next 36 weeks to not work.
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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'



'221 is fucking hilarious'

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nigga4life on green christmases:

10 pounds niggaz shit is green fo real

stacken Gs niggaz

i got a white christmas to niggaz hahahahah its called crack niggaz
Mar 13 2005 4:29PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
I am a dockmaster at the Ephraim town dock, it's fucking awesome. just me and my best friend work here, and our boss is never around at all. I barely have to do shit, and we just get high all day and hang out. They built us a nice air-conditioned office with new computer and cable internet, Cable TV, mini-fridge (for beer) and some chairs. So everyday it's a good time. We can leave whenever and come back and get paid for that time. I also sell lots of pot during this job, so it's like i'm being paid to be selling pot, so i'm making money two different ways at the same time. I can't wait for the ice to melt so i can start working again.
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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
Mar 13 2005 6:51PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
UNEMPLOYMENT is the best job ever, you still get paid too.

And I'll tell you one more thing: I faked every orgasm!
Mar 13 2005 6:59PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
the best job would be movie director 4 porn


pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre face to face do a backflip and in your rotation kick him in the face with your boot. something in his face will break for sure. fights over.-seanPISTOL

or just walk away with his chick making him look like a complete jackass in front of a bunch of s
Mar 13 2005 7:06PM
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bdskier
Posts: 932 - Karma: 14
I work at a houseboat camp, I spend all summer living on a houseboat driving a ski boat and teaching kids how to waterski and wakeboard. Oh and I did hauling one summer got to drive a dump truck, 1-800-got-junk.com check it out.

Mar 19 2005 12:50AM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
the best job is a blow job








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Kitting is so progressional.
Mar 19 2005 2:16AM
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Adrenaline
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 552
hmmm.... working at ksl or united, pre 9/11. those were both super chill jobs. and park city. that was a pretty chill job too.



Just Huck It.
Mar 19 2005 2:20AM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
raab is a professional alcohol/drug taster for the crew. like in olden times when the king made a peasant eat his food first to see if it was poisioned. that and he was in school. got 3 d's and an f. not bad, considering he passed.



mark

one good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain
Mar 19 2005 3:38AM
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Bigmilne22
Posts: 154 - Karma: 10
Umpire

Mar 19 2005 8:24AM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,466
my brother works at a Jordan's furniture warehouse and all they have to do is unload a truck and then they have hours free to themselves till the next truck so they just play football and poker in the warehouse.. and he gets $9.50 an hour



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**Stept Productions**
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Mar 19 2005 8:38AM
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weenox
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 19
my uncle has a sound reinforcement company (they go on tours with bands and do the sound for them) and i worked for him last summer. My job was basically set up the sound equipment and then go chill with the band while they werent on stage.....i worked concerts for incubus, something corporate, 311, nelly, 50 cent, prince, and a bunch of other ones. i also went on tour with eminem for 3 weeks in europe because they had an extra space and they wanted a bitch to boss around. it was sick though. if you ever see eminem on tv, he has a chrome microphone casing. my dad runs a plating shop and we got it plated for him.

but by far the best job is my cousin. my uncle got her a job as a production assistant at the biggest concert venue in cleveland, and she got paid like $12 an hour literally to just chill with the band all day and go buy beer for them and shit. fun times.

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in·cu·bus- n. pl. in·cu·bus·es or in·cu·bi -
An evil spirit supposed to descend upon and have sexual intercourse with women as they sleep.

i'd buy a dream ship...it goes anyw
Mar 19 2005 9:41AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
Smoke Jumper...Going to do it again because it is so fun.

Omar otte isnt tuna! therefore we shall not talk about him at this point in time..-Destroy

ESE TAKEOVER!!

TMC WUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

JAKE RODRIGUEZ

Drop Bombs
Mar 19 2005 11:15AM
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