i hate your parents too... except for your mom, she's hot.
-Last Element Freeskiing
-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
-Live Fast And Ski Hard
, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G
-Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut