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worst fear came true

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ozee
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Last night, I was coming into a down flat down box, hitting it switch. Popped wrong, tails hooked under neath the box I went flying backwards, crashing my back and my ass. Went to get x-rays, possible fractured saccrum...basically I broke my ass! Could take 2-3 months to heal, I'm sure a couple fo you might have felt this, anyways it's fucking painfull as hell, hard to lie down or sit. So just be warned
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Mar 4 2005 4:37PM
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TheProfitSkier
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wow. that sucks. hope u can be skiing by summer camp time.










Mar 4 2005 4:39PM
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friedcheese
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i went off a jump in one of those sit down tucks cause i couldn't get out of it in time and over shot straight to my ass/back. I didn't break anything cause i drink milk.
Mar 4 2005 4:39PM
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skiingMFer
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that sucks man
Mar 4 2005 4:40PM
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Anathema
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that is pretty shitty, but i'd have to say my worst fear would be slowly getting crushed by a steam roller (starting with feet... up to the head)
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Mar 4 2005 4:40PM
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SaraJ
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Owww, stuff down there hurts so badly!

They thought I had fractured my butt bones on New Years, but luckily it was just bruised really nicely. It still hurt so stinkin bad and I was off the snow for about 3 weeks, so I sort of know how you feel. Get better soon, and go skiing once you do.

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Mar 4 2005 4:46PM
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Hctiws_iks
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fried cheese,
i did basically same exact thing,
no breakage either,
but i couldnt do shit for a month

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Mar 4 2005 4:51PM
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Skipig25
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anthema. what if you were on fire WHILE getting run over. and the skiboarders were laughing at you


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Mar 4 2005 4:52PM
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Frostfired
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slipig man ur gonna give me nightmares
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Mar 4 2005 5:01PM
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theguynextdoor91
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dude that sux well anyway hope u get better soon

Mar 4 2005 5:03PM
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miss_twin_tips
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OMG how terrible poor you, hope you get well soon. love n kisses big fella
Mar 4 2005 5:25PM
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Switchstyle
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that sucks, lucky your still alive!
Mar 4 2005 5:28PM
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rhinoceross
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Mar 4 2005 5:33PM
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kendrick
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more time to enjoy your new ski DVD's
Mar 4 2005 5:36PM
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espen^R
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The first time i went to gap the flat on a flat-down box.. I had to little speed so i basicly landed on the kink, hooked forward, flew down and landed on my arm on the end of the rail. Hurt as hell!
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Mar 4 2005 5:47PM
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ATLskier
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that sucks. I kid in my class broke his tail bone playing football a while back. And he had to go around to his classes and sit on a small inflatable inner tube because he couldnt sit down with pain.


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Mar 4 2005 5:51PM
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KillerMonkey
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mine is prolly nutting it and breakin a testy or rippin the scrotum
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Mar 4 2005 5:55PM
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timoski
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one of my fears hapened to me last week

we were hitting this urban down rail, and you know how urban rails dont just end, they sometimes have that little flat part that sticks out maybe a foot at the end?

well i committed to the rail, almost made it to the end, and jumped off too early cause i thought i was going to split it, and my asshole landed right on the flat shit at the end of the rail.

it actualy didnt hurt that much, but the shock of that flat rail violating my asshole, for a split second i knew what it was to be a gay man, and i fuckign hated it.

i havent hit a high rail since
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Mar 4 2005 5:57PM
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Anathema
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ok skipig... you got me there. that might be a little worse than my worst fear. kinda like... an infinite plus 1 situation.
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Mar 4 2005 6:07PM
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joeengel
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breakin your ass is your worst fear???
Mar 4 2005 6:18PM
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timoski
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no anal intrusion, oh yea it felt like i had to poo after
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Mar 4 2005 6:25PM
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ISkiSwitch
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Yea, I had that feeling a few weeks ago. I'm basically new at rails. I got the strait ones down. I went for my first kink (flat up flat)all hyped. Got on the flat, but after that all I know is I'm on the ground. I ended up cracking my old metal poles clean in two on my side, and I jammed my index finger. It's all good now, but it all hurt the next week.
Mar 4 2005 6:32PM
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nychka
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i know a kid who broke his ass jumping on some bike racks, he was jumping from one to another but caught his toes, flipped around and crakced it



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Mar 4 2005 8:57PM
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Apple
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worst fear for me is breaking a colar bone. that would be horrible. today i bailed on an up rial and tore the ass our of my snowpants. its not a huge deal, just a gapering whole. Its going to be anoying to patch. The point to that was is i had landed squar on the sacrum i would be in your positon at this very moment. My left cheek saved my ass bone.
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Mar 4 2005 9:06PM
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freeskinow
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best of luck man, my friend almost broke his back on a snowboard last week over shot a 50 footer landing on his back...scary shit hope you recover fast





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Mar 4 2005 9:18PM
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skirbrt88
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my friend broke his ass bone last year, i laughed at him then kicked him in the ass



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Mar 4 2005 9:21PM
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skibio5
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yeah breaking collar bones sucks. damn collar bones, i hate them, they break so easily... twice now.
Mar 4 2005 9:25PM
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french_fry
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well how do you take a shit now?



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Mar 4 2005 9:28PM
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ryan.c
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that really sucks, ive neva heard of that body part b4 i no people have broken their ass bone but i didnt no wut it was called
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Mar 4 2005 10:08PM
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flip
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the worst thing is when the heel piece of pivot bindings (rossis or Look) come right in your ass cuz you landed backseat...i know a guy who perforated his rectum that way...thats what i call pain !
Mar 4 2005 10:17PM
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Mar 4 2005 10:20PM
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winterkid33
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once I saw this kid hit a real long flat down box and fall foreward but it was real hot out so the box wasnt slidein vert fast. he stopped on the box then a snowboarder hit the box while the kid was still gettin off the end. the kids friend yelled and many people fell over, it was quite humorous to say the least.

sometimes I can, like, read peoples minds... its like I have Espn or something...

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Mar 4 2005 10:21PM
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faah
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^and someone is smashing your nuts with a can smasher. where do you come up with these things?

i've been pretty lucky on rails. closest i've come to getting messed up is catching an edge going switch about to try a 270 onto a rail. i ended up front flipping or maybe sideflipping and landing about a foot or two from the rail. could have been bad

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Mar 4 2005 10:59PM
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huckster989
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i thought i broke my ass on an urban rail and was gonna be pissed but it felt better in like 3 weeks, but yeah sucks about your ass breaking i hope it heals fast
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Mar 4 2005 11:49PM
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skiierman
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Well at least you did something. My worst fear came true an hour ago. I pussied out of my first jump all year. Sure I'm hitting it up Sunday (60ft. step-up, video will be posted hopefully.) but still I pussied out at that moment... I don't know what overcame me.





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