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skiierman
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Read this please





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



GW Award December 3, 2004
Mar 4 2005 10:55AM
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lucyford
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AHAHAHhahahahahAHAHh
thats amazing





far too fly to stay stationary...
Mar 4 2005 1:50PM
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skituner
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wow that is the most retarted shit ive ever read



Obey the Law of Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication
Mar 4 2005 1:55PM
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KeegLove
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family magazine for teen guyz hahahahahahahahahahaha
SKI FOR LIFE!

If it was easy it would be called snowboarding.
WHITEWATER

'Its not so much that i want to kill her its just.. i want her not to be alive, anymore.'

THE BLACK WALL STREEEEEEET.

N-UNIT IN THE HOUSEE, BADD NEWS
Mar 4 2005 3:10PM
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JackBach
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Almost as retarded as spelling retarded 'retarted.'
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Upload. Ignite. Destroy.
Mar 4 2005 3:10PM
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friday01
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haha the sad part is that wasnt old this is what it says at the bottom of the web page,

Photography / Mike Yorkey. This article appeared in the November 2004 Breakaway magazine. Copyright © 2004 Focus on the Family. All rights reserved. International copyright secured.

Mar 4 2005 3:23PM
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yellav
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Are twin tips for snowboarders who want to ski, or for skiers who want to snowboard?
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'I knew what I had to do, and I just go down and make all the things that I want, and it was good'- Charles Gagnier after winning Winter X-Games Nine Slopestyle Gold

'they are to busy being black'- huckster on why black people dont ski
Mar 4 2005 3:30PM
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yellav
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They’ve got identical turned-up tips in the front and the back. They look like skis for guys who don’t know if they’re coming or going on the slopes
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Goggle Tan Productions

'I knew what I had to do, and I just go down and make all the things that I want, and it was good'- Charles Gagnier after winning Winter X-Games Nine Slopestyle Gold

'they are to busy being black'- huckster on why black people dont ski
Mar 4 2005 3:31PM
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nothanks
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hahhahhahahhhhaa


Stay Classy Newschoolers
Mar 4 2005 3:31PM
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yellav
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“I’m definitely not a good twin tip skier,� Chris says with an air of modesty.
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Goggle Tan Productions

'I knew what I had to do, and I just go down and make all the things that I want, and it was good'- Charles Gagnier after winning Winter X-Games Nine Slopestyle Gold

'they are to busy being black'- huckster on why black people dont ski
Mar 4 2005 3:33PM
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yellav
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watched Chris drop into the half-pipe, where he rode up the bank, sailed high into the air, and turned the skis in-flight for a landing. I could tell that he was taking it easy because he didn’t want to injure himself before the big contest
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Goggle Tan Productions

'I knew what I had to do, and I just go down and make all the things that I want, and it was good'- Charles Gagnier after winning Winter X-Games Nine Slopestyle Gold

'they are to busy being black'- huckster on why black people dont ski
Mar 4 2005 3:35PM
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yellav
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sad thing is this was written november 2004oh jeez
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Goggle Tan Productions

'I knew what I had to do, and I just go down and make all the things that I want, and it was good'- Charles Gagnier after winning Winter X-Games Nine Slopestyle Gold

'they are to busy being black'- huckster on why black people dont ski
Mar 4 2005 3:35PM
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kinosoo
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wow
Mar 4 2005 3:36PM
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attitashfreestyle29
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I don't know about you guys but i sure wish i could do a fakey
Mar 4 2005 3:39PM
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rocktheLPs
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fakey riding is so cool

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ladies man cult WHAT
Mar 4 2005 4:11PM
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yellav
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i hate those gosh darn hotdoggers skiing on there double edged skis backwards down my green trail UGHHH just let me fucking snow plow
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Goggle Tan Productions

'I knew what I had to do, and I just go down and make all the things that I want, and it was good'- Charles Gagnier after winning Winter X-Games Nine Slopestyle Gold

'they are to busy being black'- huckster on why black people dont ski
Mar 4 2005 4:22PM
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KillerMonkey
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'Chris’ turned-up tails, that I matched him turn for turn, but he bombed down the hill like a bowling ball careening off an icefall.'

OMG Fucking amazing
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Guitaring for life

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Mar 4 2005 6:10PM
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