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Ahmets_Brother
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does anybody know how this system works??
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chummer3:Dude I once took a shit, one loaf was so huge it popped out, when i flushed the thing broke in two. In a way it was kind of like the titanic. It was probably the most monumental shit of my life.
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Mar 1 2005 4:08PM
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PowderCanuck
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basically you can get away with murder. or anything else you like.
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Mar 1 2005 4:56PM
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BobYohan
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not quite anything. there are cetain cases, especially with murder and sexual offence, in which you can be tried as an adult. at least in Canada, i didnt check where ur from
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Mar 1 2005 5:08PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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how about just punching a kid once in the face? that kid was a lil bitch. my bro def had a good reason for it
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chummer3:Dude I once took a shit, one loaf was so huge it popped out, when i flushed the thing broke in two. In a way it was kind of like the titanic. It was probably the most monumental shit of my life.
skiierman:As the captain, you should have probobly gone down with the shit.
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Mar 1 2005 5:10PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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^can you use your youthful offender for that tho?
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chummer3:Dude I once took a shit, one loaf was so huge it popped out, when i flushed the thing broke in two. In a way it was kind of like the titanic. It was probably the most monumental shit of my life.
skiierman:As the captain, you should have probobly gone down with the shit.
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Mar 1 2005 5:18PM
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ItsPhil
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tell us the story
Mar 1 2005 6:06PM
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yellav
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yeah im interested to hear this story
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Mar 1 2005 6:07PM
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lineskier10
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it depends on his age, and the degree of the crime he is being charged with, if its a felony and if you are 16 or older you can be charged as an adult in some states, like connecticut, but i dont know the rules in new york or wherever your from, but as long as its just a misdemeanor you dont really have to worry and you can use the youthful offender clause, so provide his age and the degree of the crime, and maybe we can find the laws from your state, then we could find out
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Mar 1 2005 6:41PM
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scofield
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haha, thats ahmet for ya.. always punching children in the face



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Mar 1 2005 6:42PM
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JazzyJ
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the us is taking away the death penalty for kids yay
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Mar 1 2005 6:44PM
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lineskier10
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^your dumb as shit
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Mar 1 2005 6:47PM
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yellav
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^totally agreed
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'they are to busy being black'- huckster on why black people dont ski
Mar 1 2005 6:49PM
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why am i dumb??
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Mar 1 2005 6:53PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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hes 16 and the cop said like 3rd degree assault. this one kid is being blamed for it and my bro has to speeak up and say it was him not his frreind. his freinds lawyer said he can get away with youthful offender so i guess he should be able to get away with it
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chummer3:Dude I once took a shit, one loaf was so huge it popped out, when i flushed the thing broke in two. In a way it was kind of like the titanic. It was probably the most monumental shit of my life.
skiierman:As the captain, you should have probobly gone down with the shit.
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Mar 1 2005 7:14PM
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lineskier10
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yeah if hes 16 and its not a felony hes fine, one of my freinds did YO for posession of paraphenilia and all he had to do was community service, then it was wiped off of his record forever, he should be fine
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Mar 1 2005 11:21PM
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skiierman
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My friend who is 17, well to make a long story short, he is facing charges for his 3rd assult on someone in the past few months. He definitly had a good reason, but the cops didn't think so. They're treating it as an assult case and he could get into major trouble for it considering 16 is the age they try as adults.





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Mar 1 2005 11:41PM
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Ghost
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Also a huge concern with minors accused of anything is.. Are there any priors?

If he's going to court for something that he has on his record numerous times, then he most likely will not just walk away with it.

If it's an offense that he has no priors with (has a pretty clean record in the past), chances are in this case that he'll just get a slap on the wrist (something stupid like some community service or whatnot) and walk.
Mar 2 2005 1:06AM
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skiicanda1
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last night i had a dream i was on death row. and i tried to use the youthful offender thing..didnt work. and i was all pissed cuz my boyfriend wouldnt come out and say goodbye to me because he was too busy! anyways my friends tried to save me in a heilcopter but they got shot down and died, so in all the confusion i ran and hid in a old school bus...then i woke up.
random, but oh well
Mar 2 2005 2:02AM
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freeski1620
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hil, your weird. i know this first hand;)


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Mar 2 2005 2:16AM
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Girays_Brother
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yea it was bullshit, the kid was talking shit to us when we told him there was a mini park, so we were going to get one of my younger freinds to beat him up, my friend was just yelling at him, so i came up and punched him in the face, knocked him straight to the ground... then i was stupid and took another run cuz i figured he would not be a pussy and would ski away but no, as we were riding up the chair i see the little shit with a bunch of ski patrol and they were pointing at us, we denied everything and when i saw the stupid fuck he had a huge cut on the side of his eye where i got him, he deserved every bit of it
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Mar 2 2005 6:54PM
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haha your a gangster ahmet
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Mar 2 2005 9:10PM
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lineskier610
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That's pretty weak not to fess up to it in the first place and let your friend take the heat.





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Mar 2 2005 9:22PM
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BristolSucks69
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LOL U dont want to fuck with ahmet hes is crazy

Mar 14 2005 7:35PM
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snowbird4life
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i dont get how kids can be so bitch, i dont understand goin down after one punch, i mean i understand being knocked out cold but after one punch that doesnt knock you out your adrenalin should be so high you cant feel shit and just go buck wild, kids are gay.

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Mar 14 2005 8:39PM
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Elife
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why would you go to the cops or being punched in the face...thats jes gunna lead to more asskicking

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Mar 14 2005 10:36PM
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Calrin
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what happened?

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Apr 2 2005 8:44PM
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that kid should be kicked in the head.

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Apr 2 2005 8:57PM
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Jib_This
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Wait, let's examine the situation.

You were pissed off at some random guy because you judged him "not good enough" to be in the "big" park, and told him to go find the "mini" park. He proceeded to "shit talk you", which is apparently some sort of blatant form of disrespect to someone who apparently a "better human being" than him, which is clearly you since you can ski park so well, so you knocked his ass out. Then, instead of leaving, you went skiing some more, and ski patrol and the kid found you, and now you're charged with assault. Did I get that right?

I know of many, many, many creative ways to call you an idiot. However, I'm just gonna let what you wrote drag you down, because believe me, it does. Congratulations on sucking at life.

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Apr 2 2005 10:05PM
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trevorwoulddoit
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You Dadali kids prove yourselves as more worthless peices of fly ridden camel shit every single day.

Why don't you two do something worthwhile with your time, become truckstop prostitutes, and toss salads for a living?

Punching some kid THAT WAS ALREADY ON THE GROUND in the "big" park because you shit talked him and he stood up for himself? I can't possibly describe the size of the vagina I would have to find to top this. You guys just took brain damaged malevolant cowardice to a whole new level.

You guys are delusional self-superior semi-sponsored cockroaches that like to talk shit on people online that aren't as good at skiing park as you because they can actually ski real mountains. You can take Bristol Mound and shove it up your trucker widened rectum.

You mutated semen gobbling dwarves deserve nothing but the most profound contempt, and a handicapped parking spot at your school.

I feel debased just for knowing you exist.

Cowards.



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Apr 3 2005 3:46AM
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I have, in the past, received props for making fun of people online. That's very sad and very pathetic, of course (this being the internet after all), but that's beside the point; the point is that although I have, in my time, laid some pretty harsh mockery down in post form, much of it on this very website. But I can say with little reservation that I have never, and may never aspire to the degree of E-rape that Mr. Pires has just handed you, Ahmet. There is nothing that can be done to recover from something like this. Anything you could possibly think of to say would only seem weak and diluted and prolong the horrible, horrible e-assreaming that you have just received. Just walk away and hope this thread dies. I'm feeling something here... it feels almost like... pity? Could that be it? My lord, Dave, what have you reduced me to?

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Apr 3 2005 3:57AM
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Apr 3 2005 6:19AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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alright plain and simple your a fuckin idiot. number 1 he never punched a kid taht was already on the ground. he punched him and he fell on the ground. then he left. we told him to go to mini in a nice way seriously. then he starts saying shit and WAITED FOR US so therefore he wanted to fight. kids yelling shit and then ahmet goes up and knocks him out. one punch. kids shouldnt mess. WHAT WOULD THE DU CREW DO?

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chummer3:Dude I once took a shit, one loaf was so huge it popped out, when i flushed the thing broke in two. In a way it was kind of like the titanic. It was probably the most monu
Apr 3 2005 9:37AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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your prolly some fuckin hippy that doesnt fight and thinks its horrible no matter what your reason. i also dont see how i get tied into being fly ridden camel or whatever the fuck you said. did i punch the kid? how often do i really talk shit online? a bit only when someone deserves it but you dont see me saying you fuckin suck to peoples vids like you said.

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chummer3:Dude I once took a shit, one loaf was so huge it popped out, when i flushed the thing broke in two. In a way it was kind of like the titanic. It was probably the most monu
Apr 3 2005 9:58AM
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BigRich
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I can’t decide which post made me laugh harder. Yours JD or Trevor’s.

However after careful consideration. Trevor’s just pips you because of originality points.

Both FUCKING Hilarious!

But on a slightly more sombre note, its such a shame that a thread showing this much ignorance/stupidity creates such excellent responses.
Its good that there are people that can add humour to a situation that would have most of the world gawping in amazement at these peoples idiotic actions.

Oh well.... Rock on evolution!


Apr 3 2005 10:11AM
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davidh
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This situation obviously proves that fighting is in general the best way of solving things.





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Apr 3 2005 11:43AM
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montageskier
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my friend broke a kids nose in one shot last year at my mountain and he had to go tocourt and he got 5 months of probation and he had to pay the medical bills.

Apr 3 2005 11:46AM
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back_woods
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^bristolrider
a) when you say "kid" do you mean kid? becuae if you slammed someone much younger than yourself for TALKING you are a worthless piece of shit.
b) why would you not just ski away? so what if some kid talks shit? why tell him to go to the mini park in the first place? do you own the park? this your bush? Is there something special about this bush? huh?
c)are you english? the english get violent i hear

Apr 3 2005 12:00PM
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General_Shredgnar
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this thread must go on in infamy for the hilariousness.


'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
Apr 3 2005 12:20PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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alright i didnt do it....its my brother that did it. anyway. the kid was taller than him but it turns out the kid was 13. you cant judge how old a kid is by the way he looks. especially in ski clothes. and our crew owns the fuckin park. its those damn ski clubbers that piss us off. always fuckin running into thtem and shit and they stand on landings. but anyway im far from english....

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Apr 3 2005 12:46PM
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BigRich
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Oi!!

Less about the English.

We happen to rock!
And we are just generally better and cool except that we dont have snow. You have snow!

Fucking americans.....And Canadians. (but not so much)

Apr 3 2005 1:00PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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^hmmmm i hate alot of americans too...they are whiny, sue for everything, and mostly fat lil chubsters. i wouldnt call myself american either. only partial.

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Apr 3 2005 1:09PM
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back_woods
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im canadian. you bastards took all our furs and gave us nothing but tea and General Brock in return. AND THEN the guy got killed.

A friend of mine lived in england for a while though, and apparently english public schools are the worlds most violent. and i know this is a ridiculous generalization, but all the enlgish girls i have met have been very, very easy.

but you do, however, have The Queen.

Apr 3 2005 1:11PM
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BigRich
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What does the queen do then??

Apr 3 2005 3:01PM
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Jessbuff
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About punching kids in the face, I've seen alot of kids get punched in the face and I doubt that people get permanent records or anything for that. So you're probably fine... mind you I knocked a door off of it's track in a Loeb store and I've been going to court now since January, so I can't say for sure.

The court system sucks!


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Apr 3 2005 3:10PM
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my friend is in england right now and said the cars, beer, and women are amazing. I really want to go there. The three things I love most in one place.


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Apr 3 2005 3:20PM
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i tried to read the rest of this thread....but my small mind has been filled with these amazing words, and left me speechless..


holys shit

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Apr 3 2005 3:58PM
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