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Things that ruin style

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weastcoat
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What are some things that instantly can kill style?

Spinning a lot all the time
short skis
gloves instead of mittens
overly repeated tricks



Whatchu guys think?

**This thread was edited on Sep 7th 2020 at 12:46:47pm
Sep 7 2020 12:46PM
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Rike
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If you dress confident, you ride confident..

Stay in control.. that is the essence of style


1.stay in control by keeping your hands in front and in an attack position. the moment they go behind you, you're out of control...

2. ski like you only have your boots on. not too far forward or backward
Sep 7 2020 11:41PM
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Knapzach
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Landing like a boner
Sep 8 2020 12:04AM
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dogfartstaint
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weastcoastWhat are some things that instantly can kill style?

Spinning a lot all the time
short skis
gloves instead of mittens
overly repeated tricks



Whatchu guys think?

**This thread was edited on Sep 7th 2020 at 12:46:47pm

I’ve seen very few hats under helmets that I’ve actually liked but to each their own
Sep 8 2020 12:29AM
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OCoffey
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Way*MoYeah, heaven forbid I wear my helmet and goggles how they were designed to function. Especially so my helmet might sit properly on my head.

Goggles under helmet is the dumbest think ever. Your strap impedes the proper fit of your helmet. You can’t remove or lift your goggles to get airflow easily. You look like a toddler who dressed himself for the first time and doesn’t know which clothes go on first.

What a waste of a 420th post I mean come on really?
Sep 8 2020 12:41AM
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270on420out
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SofaKingSick😬 Oh boy this is like when that internet guy said his wife assured him that girls' pussies only get soaking wet if they have a medical condition


Show me one good skier (comp jocks dont count) from the past 2-3 years who is riding cambered skis.
Sep 8 2020 12:42AM
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CalumSKI
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weastcoastalso forgot to add and others did Already but if you land/ride backseat all the time you may be a legit shitty skier who happens to know how to slide a rail. Shit looks so horrible. That’s my biggest pet peeve.

Landing backseat is acceptable if u go to flat or send too hard so that u backslap
Sep 8 2020 1:05AM
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clorox
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ginj.nigpizza set

So many people pizza off every jump, yet wonder why they flail any time they leave the ground.

Also buying boots online that you haven't tried on will certainly impede style.
Sep 8 2020 1:28AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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You do realize most skis are a combination of rocker camber rocker right?
270on420outShow me one good skier (comp jocks dont count) from the past 2-3 years who is riding cambered skis.
Sep 8 2020 1:51AM
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shinbangclan
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Bad filming can ruin even good skiing. Good filming can make mediocre skiers great!
Sep 8 2020 1:53AM
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ASSholebomber22
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BigPurpleSkiSuitYou do realize most skis are a combination of rocker camber rocker right?


Nah, man's calling out all the gapes who don't daily hellbents.
Sep 8 2020 1:58AM
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HypeBeast
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270on420outShow me one good skier (comp jocks dont count) from the past 2-3 years who is riding cambered skis.

Time and a place for all. They definitely still have a role to play. Don't hate on camber. But yeah ur right not many people are gonna be riding them as daily drivers since they're not as versatile.
Sep 8 2020 2:18AM
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crustyboot.420
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Looking like everyone else
Sep 8 2020 3:38AM
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SofaKingSick
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270on420outShow me one good skier (comp jocks dont count) from the past 2-3 years who is riding cambered skis.


Me
candide thovex
your dad (who ive had sex with)


seriously tho almost all freeride and park skis are combination camber and rocker these days. Very very few are full rocker or flat with rocker so your original claim is declaring war on literally 90% of skiers haha
Sep 8 2020 8:26AM
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270on420out
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SofaKingSickso your original claim is declaring war on literally 90% of skiers haha

Yes
Sep 8 2020 8:45AM
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amccahill93
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Sounds like somebody doesn't know how to bust a turn well enough to like camber. If you're riding full rocker or flat skis on hard pack the odds are low you're arcin phatty turns and not just swooshing your tips back and forth in and eternal speed check
270on420outIm gonna trigger the NS boomers with this one but fuck it. If youre still riding cambered skis in 2020 you probably have shitty style.
Sep 8 2020 9:09AM
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gravel
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270on420outShow me one good skier (comp jocks dont count) from the past 2-3 years who is riding cambered skis.


lmao emil granbom you fuckin nerd
Sep 8 2020 10:52AM
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gravel
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and how tf do comp jocks not count? they are still skiing.
Sep 8 2020 10:53AM
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partyandBS
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SofaKingSickyour dad (who ive had sex with)


I wasn't ready for this reply hahaha
Sep 8 2020 11:07AM
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partyandBS
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There's hella styles out there now. New wave, OG, grunge/hesh etc. I def don't appreciate all these varying styles but ultimately they are for the most part doing what they like and i respect that. For me its all about attitude. You can be one hot rider but be a pretentious asshole and that just fuckin kills it. Also, people with no confidence and complain about everything.

If youre out there gettin the homies stoked and learning to slide your first rail or stomping a dub with a new grab youre above that ass hole talkin shit at the bar or on the lift or in the park.
Sep 8 2020 11:18AM
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WisconsinDogfart
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skinny jeans and a big jacket is soo ugly
Sep 8 2020 12:01PM
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270on420out
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graveland how tf do comp jocks not count? they are still skiing.


Because any Park City kid with rich parents can become a cookie cutter comp jock. That shit is literally aerials.
Sep 8 2020 12:18PM
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corona
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Pizzaing. Forward or switch. Never a good look.
Sep 8 2020 12:55PM
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chef_boyardee
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Short skis
Sep 8 2020 1:07PM
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AaronO.
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eating anything but fruit
Sep 8 2020 6:03PM
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millbastards
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capes are pretty fuckin ugly
Sep 9 2020 3:31AM
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fredyferl
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It's probably been said but swerve skiing or the swervy hands wtv it's called. I'm sorry but that's not how you naturally ski
Sep 9 2020 9:56AM
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skierman_jack
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fredyferlIt's probably been said but swerve skiing or the swervy hands wtv it's called. I'm sorry but that's not how you naturally ski


Already know people gonna hate on this but it’s so true
Sep 9 2020 10:07AM
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Way*Mo
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You got me there. I sincerely apologize for my grievous mistake. I fully accept the responsibility of my actions.
OCoffeyWhat a waste of a 420th post I mean come on really?
Sep 9 2020 10:08AM
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270on420out
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fredyferlIt's probably been said but swerve skiing or the swervy hands wtv it's called. I'm sorry but that's not how you naturally ski


Ok boomer sorry that its not 2012 anymore and no one cares about your shitty k-feds in skinny pants
Sep 9 2020 11:16AM
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Rparr
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270on420outOk boomer sorry that its not 2012 anymore and no one cares about your shitty k-feds in skinny pants


lol fred shreds harder than you ever will
Sep 9 2020 11:47AM
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Bended_Toenail
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complaining about the snow every chance you get. so toxic and annoying.

also open pockets on outerwear
Sep 9 2020 12:38PM
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dwt802
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270on420outShow me one good skier (comp jocks dont count) from the past 2-3 years who is riding cambered skis.


Keegan, his HG promodel (the stinger) was entirely camber, no rocker. There is plenty more as well...
Sep 9 2020 5:45PM
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sickjukes87
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Having nice gear but being shit at skiing
Sep 9 2020 7:23PM
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Ghost_BLandzV2
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Reverting after landing sw on a trick is a huge one.

Ugly grabs

People who try to force style too much usually have bad style

If youve ever un-ironically done a caribou onto a rail because you thought its a dope trick there is a 98% chance you don't have style
Sep 9 2020 8:40PM
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Ranchculture
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snowmosexualAnyone got tips on keeping your arms from flailing? I always flail a little on bit stuff. Big minus style in my book.

Ski with your hands in your pockets for a day
Sep 10 2020 12:46PM
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Squilliam_7
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KingRanchSki with your hands in your pockets for a day

Its easy to panic and take your hands out tho. Get one of your homies to put you in a straight jacket for a week. Garunteed results.
Sep 10 2020 1:49PM
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Rike
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Having bad style
Sep 10 2020 3:33PM
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OCoffey
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This ones gonna be controversial but unzipped jackets
Sep 11 2020 10:45AM
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typicaldenverkid
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anytime you force something it kills style. Style is the result of mastering something to the point of pure muscle memory.
Sep 11 2020 2:00PM
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Knapzach
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Way*MoYeah, heaven forbid I wear my helmet and goggles how they were designed to function. Especially so my helmet might sit properly on my head.

Goggles under helmet is the dumbest think ever. Your strap impedes the proper fit of your helmet. You can’t remove or lift your goggles to get airflow easily. You look like a toddler who dressed himself for the first time and doesn’t know which clothes go on first.


Boomer
Sep 11 2020 5:10PM
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HypeBeast
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sickjukes87Having nice gear but being shit at skiing

Huh. Didn't know that was a requirement. Good thing my outerwear is compromised of goodwill and kincos so I'm cheap and in the clear.

Jk. Ur prob ass at skiing pussy
Sep 12 2020 12:23AM
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shinbangclan
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Trumpkin2020Huh. Didn't know that was a requirement. Good thing my outerwear is compromised of goodwill and kincos so I'm cheap and in the clear.

Jk. Ur prob ass at skiing pussy


well... found the guy who has nice gear but is shit at skiing
Sep 12 2020 2:40AM
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sickjukes87
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Trumpkin2020Huh. Didn't know that was a requirement. Good thing my outerwear is compromised of goodwill and kincos so I'm cheap and in the clear.

Jk. Ur prob ass at skiing pussy

I’m not saying if you have nice gear you are a bad skier I’m talking about those guys that have like 500$ jackets and powder skis but never leave the blue runs
Sep 12 2020 9:48AM
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little_Jibbah
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snowmosexualAnyone got tips on keeping your arms from flailing? I always flail a little on bit stuff. Big minus style in my book.

As you get more balance and become more comfortable on bigger features, your hands will flail less. Poles also help. Try thinking about keeping your hands tighter to your body/waist.
Sep 13 2020 11:19AM
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elcheapo
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Parking in the handicapped spot, littering, shinbang and the dreaded diarea
Sep 13 2020 12:05PM
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Thegenericskier
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calling runs by their shape instead of color. i.e "That blue square was hard"
Sep 14 2020 9:55AM
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amccahill93
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Honestly if I'm skiing with someone and they ask the rating of a run at all I get worried
Thegenericskiercalling runs by their shape instead of color. i.e "That blue square was hard"
Sep 14 2020 11:31AM
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Bended_Toenail
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Hestra Gloves. I don't care how well they work, or how "they look the best". There is no reason to pay 160 dollars for gloves that are just as warm as kincos
Sep 14 2020 11:34AM
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colorado_frenchy
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Dropping all of your savings on the latest trendy pair of sticks and then cheap out on the bindings and pair it with the shittiest fugliest bindings with a DIN up to 7
Sep 14 2020 11:52AM
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FruitBootPro
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BigPurpleSkiSuitYou do realize most skis are a combination of rocker camber rocker right?


SofaKingSickMe
candide thovex
your dad (who ive had sex with)


seriously tho almost all freeride and park skis are combination camber and rocker these days. Very very few are full rocker or flat with rocker so your original claim is declaring war on literally 90% of skiers haha


i think he meant full camber skis i.e. comp park skis as opposed to heavily rockered skis like Magnuses or Vishnus
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