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Dumb babysitter stories

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ColoradoDogfart
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Was reminiscing on the good old days when I used to have a babysitter and ball out whenever my parents went out and realized that I had some absolutely dumb dumb babysitters. So why not share some

1) so when I was about 8-9 my parents hired a babysitter who must have been about 17 and was pretty experienced babysitting. So as the night goes on she’s like oh I’m gonna make some ramen, so she’s whips it up and serves it. However SHE DRAINED THE BROTH. Yes that’s right, she made the ramen and then proceeded to drain the broth. In addition to this she didn’t add the flavor packet till AFTER. So there I am eating a bowl of dry ass noodles with the flavor packet just on top. I seriously don’t understand how you mess up ramen as drunk people can make it just fine.

2) so the second story I think I was about 10 and was starting to understand how to cook basic foods. So the babysitter comes over and he’s about 15 so again should have a basic knowledge on how to cook BASIC food. So we ate and then after everyone was still hungry so we decided to microwave some corn dogs. Now for dogs are usually a VERY easy food to microwave and you can’t screw it up right? WRONG. This dude puts 2 corn dogs on a paper plate for 10mins on high. Yes 10 mins on high. Now I’m ain’t no Gordon Ramsey but that was def not right. So about 8 mins in the microwave starts smoking and we take the plate out and that shits gone. The plate had started a fire in the microwave but luckily I smelled it and ran over and threw a cup of water on top. So this 10 year old kid somehow had more smarts than a fucking 15 year old. So that’s my story’s and my stupid ass babysitters. If you guys have any Id love to hear them as there’s gotta be some glorious story’s out there.
Jun 7 2020 11:35PM
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ASSholebomber22
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Yo, what? I always add the flavor packet after draining the noods.
Jun 8 2020 12:52AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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BiffbarfYo, what? I always add the flavor packet after draining the noods.


This lol.
Jun 8 2020 5:52AM
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little1337
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OP have you ever made ramen before?
Jun 8 2020 7:47AM
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ColoradoDogfart
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Ima ramen god, when I say she added it after I mean like once it was in the bowl like a topping. I do intact know that once the moods are cooked you put it on low and stir the flavor packet for a min
little1337OP have you ever made ramen before?
Jun 8 2020 12:14PM
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ronders_
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I always put the flavor packet in without draining. It makes the water into broth. IMO adding the entire packet after draining is asking for kidney failure with how much sodium is in there. Sometimes I don’t even use the whole packet
Jun 8 2020 2:44PM
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PeppermillReno
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You always drain ramen.
Jun 8 2020 3:21PM
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MiIfHunter
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PeppermillRenoYou always drain ramen.


i like to play the game bang the babysitter
Jun 8 2020 8:03PM
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PeppermillReno
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gluckgluck9000i like to play the game bang the babysitter


If you have a chick one.


That game isn’t much fun if it’s a dude.
Jun 8 2020 8:57PM
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theabortionator
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I wish we had those mi goreng noodles here. I can eat that shit all the time. Ramen is death and not really any cheaper.


But i always add the flavor packet after then drain it, and usually not the whole packet especially with ramen.

Also I remember putting 2 flavor packets in one bowl as a kid once. Why.
Jun 8 2020 9:30PM
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DayMan
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One time I was babysitting this kid and his Mom left a frozen pizza for us to eat and I cooked it with the cardboard still attached to it and basically ruined it and the 8 year old asked if I was retarded

I honestly had to answer with ‘yes’
Jun 8 2020 9:37PM
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MiIfHunter
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PeppermillRenoIf you have a chick one.


That game isn’t much fun if it’s a dude.

i like to play hide the bacon
Jun 8 2020 10:40PM
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ColoradoDogfart
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Please stop
gluckgluck9000i like to play hide the bacon
Jun 8 2020 10:41PM
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HypeBeast
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Who drains ramen?

Pack after boiling and keep liquid so broth.

Also my first baby sitter used me and a stroller to shoplift. My parents found out when they had to pick me up in the police station.
Jun 10 2020 7:39PM
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MiIfHunter
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She prob used u as a coke mule too
Turd__AuthorityWho drains ramen?

Pack after boiling and keep liquid so broth.

Also my first baby sitter used me and a stroller to shoplift. My parents found out when they had to pick me up in the police station.
Jun 10 2020 7:41PM
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MiIfHunter
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I used to have sex with soooo many of my babysitters
Jun 10 2020 8:45PM
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HypeBeast
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MiIfHunterShe prob used u as a coke mule too


That would explain a lot
Jun 10 2020 9:31PM
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iced
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So we were chilling in the backyard doing sprinklers and shit, when she starts blasting me with the hose. I hide behind my patio table, but she's partially covering the opening of the hose, so its on a power washer level and blasting through all the holes in the table. I run to the side of my house to bait her. Like a dumbass she extends the hose and follows me to the side. Once she's about halfway to the front of the house I run in through the front, and lock the backdoor. Brother tried to let her in but I threatened his life with a nerf gun. She ended up calling her mom, my moms coworker, and they both came back. I got my ass whooped
Jun 10 2020 11:48PM
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ColoradoDogfart
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Never mess with a boy and his nerf gun
icedSo we were chilling in the backyard doing sprinklers and shit, when she starts blasting me with the hose. I hide behind my patio table, but she's partially covering the opening of the hose, so its on a power washer level and blasting through all the holes in the table. I run to the side of my house to bait her. Like a dumbass she extends the hose and follows me to the side. Once she's about halfway to the front of the house I run in through the front, and lock the backdoor. Brother tried to let her in but I threatened his life with a nerf gun. She ended up calling her mom, my moms coworker, and they both came back. I got my ass whooped


**This post was edited on Jun 11th 2020 at 12:54:50pm
Jun 11 2020 3:13AM
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MiIfHunter
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I probably fucked like every babysitter in my town. I think I got on some like babysitter black list bcuz I used to run thru the babysitter in my town, u know I busted up a lot of pussy. But I stuck in my lane if you will, u know the basic 5 or 6 positions, nothing tooo crazy.
Jun 11 2020 10:38AM
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