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A Bear Poached My Ramp And Shit In My Freezer

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theabortionator
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2020 vibez be like...

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/964810/VID-241030325-152549-798-mp4

Is there no friggin decency left in this world? Kind of an alpha move but it still hurts. I used to like nature :(

PS: If you wanna come skate, let me know, show up during the day, and bring beers. Don't poach late night and don't shit in my freezer if it's tarped for snow.
May 19 2020 5:09PM
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MoneyMakerMike
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I wanna come skate
May 19 2020 5:20PM
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theabortionator
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rice.chexI wanna come skate


Please don't shit in my freezer. My apartment isn't much, but we do have toilets.
May 19 2020 5:28PM
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little1337
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Ngl He really do be vibin tho
May 19 2020 5:35PM
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Titus69
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Gotta respect that first T drop in
May 19 2020 6:26PM
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_IRRELEVANT_
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There’s gonna be a lot more than a bear pooping in your freezer when your neighbors start running out of toilet paper
May 19 2020 10:02PM
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theabortionator
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The saga continues. It's a friggin war out here but we ain't scurred.

Hide yo fridge hide yo wife




May 19 2020 10:58PM
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theabortionator
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The saga continues! It's a What kind of sick world are we living in when you can't even enjoy your shitty frozen poverty food without getting robbed. I though this was 'murica. I'm just a man reporting to you live from my yard as I risk life and limb to guard the last of my frozen pizzas and burritos. For they may not be much, but they're all I have to guide me through these dark times. If you don't here from me again just know I died protectingr the things I live most in this world. With my last breath clutching a pack of el montery in my left hand and a red baron in my right. I wish you all the best and hope you'll be able to triumph over your own obstacles for this is us, this is America, and this is for our freedom. Something something charge!!!!


Wut mr bear? You think you're tough? I bet you're no match for the 12th best ratchet strap that limited funds at harbor frieght can buy!!!
May 19 2020 11:15PM
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theabortionator
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He's a little guy. I hope it holds. Roommate wont let me drill a latch for a lock. Itll have to do for now i guess. It was an easy pop open for him before hoping this helps.

I think new roommates food was smelling and not frozen and bear came in for the free meal.
May 19 2020 11:17PM
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theabortionator
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Yeah sucks in general because once they find food somewhere they don't forget it. Already enough to deal with our crazy neighbir taking pictures and ssying she knows what were doing and its illegal. And bitching about my skate ramp.

She thinks were air bnbing or something idk. Even though the same cars have been here since the fall.

No more drama please
May 19 2020 11:35PM
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JAHpow
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Have you tried sending the bear a cease and desist letter?
May 20 2020 1:14AM
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50Kal
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JAHpowHave you tried sending the bear a cease and desist letter?


But the bear would counter with squatter rights laws.
May 20 2020 1:19AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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let me just get you one step further..

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/964842/Binging-with-Babish--Bear-Stew-from-Red-Dead-Redemption-2
May 20 2020 3:38AM
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little1337
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Just ip ban the bear
May 20 2020 8:25PM
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theabortionator
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Strap is holding so far yolo
May 21 2020 12:54AM
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