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I bought oil futures now I’m being told I have to pick up 1000 barrels of Crude??!!

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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Halp
Apr 21 2020 6:17AM
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little1337
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The life of an oil baron truly is an ill-starred one
Apr 21 2020 8:22AM
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r00kie
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Once you get that refined I'll send you my address and you can fill my 100 gallon tank.
Apr 21 2020 9:16AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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just carry them with your 20in biceps?
Apr 21 2020 9:28AM
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skierman
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"Derp I'm gunna invest and make bank!"

two weeks later....

"MY INVESTMENTS HAVE GONE TO SHIT, I'M BROKE!"

- lyfe of a overconfident white teen that's never invested before.
Apr 21 2020 9:40AM
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CorporateSkiBum
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Lol
Apr 21 2020 11:18AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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skierman"Derp I'm gunna invest and make bank!"

two weeks later....

"MY INVESTMENTS HAVE GONE TO SHIT, I'M BROKE!"

- lyfe of a overconfident white teen that's never invested before.



I’m the opposite of a rich white kid lmao
im Turkish

**This post was edited on Apr 21st 2020 at 2:33:39pm
Apr 21 2020 2:29PM
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Young_patty
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Derp, rent a storage place, admit you fucked up, try to sell/ liquidate it(?)
Apr 23 2020 6:12AM
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r00kie
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Oct 11 2021 7:04PM
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HypeBeast
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Just find a spill down California way. I hear they let the spills run indefinitely
Oct 11 2021 7:52PM
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eheath
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So do you still have them? prob pretty valuable right now.
Oct 11 2021 7:54PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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little1337The life of an oil baron truly is an ill-starred one


This comment is still hilarious
Oct 12 2021 12:55AM
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VTshredder69
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**This post was edited on Oct 15th 2021 at 4:01:33pm
Oct 15 2021 3:58PM
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DirtYStylE
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Just dump it in the ocean like everyone else
Oct 15 2021 4:02PM
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dolanslebensraum
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TRVP_ANGELjust carry them with your 20in biceps?

Ops cock is 20 inches.



his biceps are 18,

like his gf
Oct 29 2021 10:13PM
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elcheapo
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Sell it $$
Oct 30 2021 1:29AM
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skierman
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xxACIDTRIPxxI’m the opposite of a rich white kid lmao
im Turkish

**This post was edited on Apr 21st 2020 at 2:33:39pm


"I'm the opposite of a rich white kid, I'm a rich kid from Turkey!"

You're going to screw up and lose your inheritance because you're a spoiled, dumb fuck.
Oct 30 2021 9:53AM
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MichiganCatFart
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bump.
Mar 13 2022 6:16PM
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elcheapo
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Bump
Mar 13 2022 11:19PM
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