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dolanslebensraum
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i hoard/collect a number of things.


I have like 10 skateboard decks and 5 of them are fully set up to ride.

i have two different color pairs of joycons for my switch.

A cautionary tale—Nike made this hoodless sweatshirt that was alot like the famous jiberish hoodless sweatshirt wallisch used to wear—-i bought like 10 of them for pretty cheap, but those fuckers all shrank like bitches and even the 2xls are too small. I dont know what the fuck nike was thinking, because ive never seen something shrink that badly. Fucking nike...

If you find something truly good its all about buying enough of it that it lasts your entire life. Like if you like something, and you only buy one of them, once it wears out or gets old you are shit outa luck.



Is there anything you collect/hoard?

**This thread was edited on Mar 26th 2020 at 9:01:50pm
Mar 24 2020 2:34AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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I hoarde good times with friends xD
Mar 24 2020 3:13AM
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theabortionator
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I hoard toilet paper
Mar 24 2020 3:21AM
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dolanslebensraum
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theabortionatorI hoard toilet paper


Who uses toilet paper these days?

I just wear diapers.

sometimes youll be lying on the couch thinking damn i gotta take a shit—but your kind of tired and the bathroom is like too far away so you just bust out the power level and unload the bitch into your diaper. Problem solved, you can deal with it later.

diapers are underrated.
Mar 24 2020 4:07AM
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BobbyHollander
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I plug my ass with my finger
DolanReloadedWho uses toilet paper these days?

I just wear diapers.

sometimes youll be lying on the couch thinking damn i gotta take a shit—but your kind of tired and the bathroom is like too far away so you just bust out the power level and unload the bitch into your diaper. Problem solved, you can deal with it later.

diapers are underrated.
Mar 24 2020 4:38AM
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elcheapo
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Collector skis and cheap raichle boots are my weakness
Mar 24 2020 11:11AM
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roddy116
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vans and t-shirts from tall-t productions. I would buy new tall-t prod shirts but they dont have the bear or the lion anymore.
Mar 24 2020 3:00PM
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No.Quarter
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My grandpa is an actual hoarder and has all sorts of random shit in his yard. Like it’s barely a tick above a scrapyard. When I was a kid I used to think it was cool to find random bikes and scooters and shit and ride around his neighborhood and pet the multitudes of stray cats living in his junk. But now it’s just fucking depressing and part of the reason I haven’t been to Iowa in 10 years
Mar 24 2020 3:49PM
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theabortionator
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DolanReloadedWho uses toilet paper these days?

I just wear diapers.

sometimes youll be lying on the couch thinking damn i gotta take a shit—but your kind of tired and the bathroom is like too far away so you just bust out the power level and unload the bitch into your diaper. Problem solved, you can deal with it later.

diapers are underrated.


I don't actually use it. I have a bidet, I just like looking at all the pallets in my garage of it. The thought of other people struggling to find it at stores arouses me.
Mar 24 2020 3:57PM
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ChadThundercock
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gold bars, have fun being fucked everyone
Mar 24 2020 5:05PM
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elcheapo
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I use to collect tourmaline, beryl crystals and specimens and still have them wich have appreciated a ton and some gold nuggets up to 2 ounces. Just too expensive to collect the good stuff nowadays.
Mar 24 2020 5:24PM
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dolanslebensraum
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No.QuarterMy grandpa is an actual hoarder and has all sorts of random shit in his yard. Like it’s barely a tick above a scrapyard. When I was a kid I used to think it was cool to find random bikes and scooters and shit and ride around his neighborhood and pet the multitudes of stray cats living in his junk. But now it’s just fucking depressing and part of the reason I haven’t been to Iowa in 10 years

Damn. Sorry man.
theabortionatorI don't actually use it. I have a bidet, I just like looking at all the pallets in my garage of it. The thought of other people struggling to find it at stores arouses me.

Bah!!!
Mar 25 2020 1:58PM
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Chron_Rabbit
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my great uncle invented air conditioning in space suits. he died as a miser/hoarder in the boonies of kentucky with gold bars buried under his double-wide.
Mar 25 2020 3:25PM
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theabortionator
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I have a bunch of hat pins, posters and ticket stubs from when I used to travel cross country seeing droog bands.

Good times though.
Mar 25 2020 3:30PM
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Nickc88
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my grandfather hoards random tools and shit inside his house for the last 7 years, there are boxes piled up to the ceilings in some rooms, he also stores everyone elses junk in his town. At one point he had two of his voulenteer fire departments fire trucks in his driveway.
Mar 26 2020 9:42AM
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Vitiligo
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I hoard fucking OP's mum
Mar 26 2020 8:46PM
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FruitBootPro
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I have 2 pairs of aggressive skates and right now I'm so bored I want to buy a third
I literally have a list of skates I want but I don't plan on buying all of then
Mar 27 2020 12:02AM
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FruitBootPro
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No.QuarterMy grandpa is an actual hoarder and has all sorts of random shit in his yard. Like it’s barely a tick above a scrapyard. When I was a kid I used to think it was cool to find random bikes and scooters and shit and ride around his neighborhood and pet the multitudes of stray cats living in his junk. But now it’s just fucking depressing and part of the reason I haven’t been to Iowa in 10 years


Finding random bikes and scooters and stray cats still sounds fun to me, a grown ass man
Mar 27 2020 12:04AM
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little1337
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I collect dust
Mar 27 2020 12:13AM
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stove
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bacon grease
Mar 27 2020 12:38AM
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