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Faking corona virus to get time off work?

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NU3R0_PHYS1C1ST
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I’m on salary so it doesn’t matter if I work or not. What symptoms should I report to the doctor?
Mar 17 2020 6:54PM
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BoostMaG
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This dude
Mar 17 2020 7:09PM
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NU3R0_PHYS1C1ST
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BoostMaGThis dude


If there’s an opportunity to be isolated and taken off work for a few weeks so I can play ps4 and chill I’m taking it.
Mar 17 2020 7:12PM
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Turd__Authority
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What happens when you actually do get the virus? Then they're gonna know you lied. Also why tf would you wanna stay quarantined for 2 weeks inside your house just to skip work? Fuck that
Mar 17 2020 7:28PM
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Lonely
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I want to work in the kebab shop that pays a salary
Mar 17 2020 8:16PM
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Turd__Authority
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LonelyI want to work in the kebab shop that pays a salary


Is that who this is? Op is the kebab guy? I'm oblivious
Mar 17 2020 8:32PM
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NU3R0_PHYS1C1ST
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BST_PoliceWhat happens when you actually do get the virus? Then they're gonna know you lied. Also why tf would you wanna stay quarantined for 2 weeks inside your house just to skip work? Fuck that


Well I’ll just hide the symptoms and pretend I don’t have it. Also I’ve got a sweet ass setup, great for going down a rabbit hole of studies and gaming for days on end.

**This post was edited on Mar 17th 2020 at 8:35:43pm
Mar 17 2020 8:34PM
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NU3R0_PHYS1C1ST
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BST_PoliceIs that who this is? Op is the kebab guy? I'm oblivious


Yes, I’m the manager now.
Mar 17 2020 8:36PM
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Poindexter.
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Wait kebab guy is the same guy who makes enough for buy three pairs of on3ps every week brand new right
Mar 17 2020 8:54PM
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NU3R0_PHYS1C1ST
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Poindexter.Wait kebab guy is the same guy who makes enough for buy three pairs of on3ps every week brand new right


Just 1 pair. I’m not that rich.
Mar 17 2020 8:58PM
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