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Faking corona virus to get time off work?

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Mr.LamasCosmos
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I’m on salary so it doesn’t matter if I work or not. What symptoms should I report to the doctor?
Mar 17 2020 6:54PM 2 0
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PondyCrew
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This dude
Mar 17 2020 7:09PM 3 1
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Mr.LamasCosmos
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BoostMaGThis dude


If there’s an opportunity to be isolated and taken off work for a few weeks so I can play ps4 and chill I’m taking it.
Mar 17 2020 7:12PM 4 0
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HypeBeast
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What happens when you actually do get the virus? Then they're gonna know you lied. Also why tf would you wanna stay quarantined for 2 weeks inside your house just to skip work? Fuck that
Mar 17 2020 7:28PM 4 0
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Lonely
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I want to work in the kebab shop that pays a salary
Mar 17 2020 8:16PM 1 0
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HypeBeast
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LonelyI want to work in the kebab shop that pays a salary


Is that who this is? Op is the kebab guy? I'm oblivious
Mar 17 2020 8:32PM 0 0
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Mr.LamasCosmos
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BST_PoliceWhat happens when you actually do get the virus? Then they're gonna know you lied. Also why tf would you wanna stay quarantined for 2 weeks inside your house just to skip work? Fuck that


Well I’ll just hide the symptoms and pretend I don’t have it. Also I’ve got a sweet ass setup, great for going down a rabbit hole of studies and gaming for days on end.

**This post was edited on Mar 17th 2020 at 8:35:43pm
Mar 17 2020 8:34PM 1 1
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Mr.LamasCosmos
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BST_PoliceIs that who this is? Op is the kebab guy? I'm oblivious


Yes, I’m the manager now.
Mar 17 2020 8:36PM 2 1
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Mr.LamasCosmos
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Just 1 pair. I’m not that rich.
Mar 17 2020 8:58PM 1 0
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