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im going skiboarding tommarow

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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
last sunday i borrowed a kids skiboards for about 10 run, and to make a long story short, i did a 10 foot 900 and tried too frontflips off of a tiny lippy jump with no landings.

that being said, i am going skiboarding tommarow. i shall dominate.
Feb 24 2005 4:45PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
of all the people on this site to go skiboarding, i would have picked you after last. what happened to the 200 cm straight skis??



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'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'
Feb 24 2005 4:47PM
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kendrick
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will you be taking it in the hiney afterwords from your b/f?
Feb 24 2005 5:09PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahahaha go mommy
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'maybe i shold turn lesbien and get the girls'-misty7 'i can have sex with the snow'-misty7 on how winter will end his lonelyness

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Feb 24 2005 5:10PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
and to think i once respected you
yuck, you'll be known as the pussy from this day on if you do that. Do something manly, like cut her initials into your chest or something.

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And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. 'Let the Spanish keep it, its a shithole,' we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.
Feb 24 2005 5:28PM
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JFerg
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even if you think its funny, how can you give up a day of actual skiing to do this? pussy.

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Feb 24 2005 5:34PM
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Aseets
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my question is do you regret wasting all these years on skis when you could have easily gone pro in skiboarding?


Let us have a revolution
Feb 24 2005 5:50PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
skiboarding was amazing. im soooo fucking amazing at it, too. and getting pounded in the ass by my boyfriend was amazing too.
Feb 26 2005 10:57AM
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$bhill$
Posts: 800 - Karma: 10
damn he is a crazy fool




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Feb 26 2005 10:58AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Guys, lets respect his decision to do whatever he wants. Let's try to stay away from the 'skiboarding is gay' mentality and learn to embrace other snow cultures.


We pay our debt sometimes.
Feb 26 2005 10:59AM
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BumPskiA
Posts: 196 - Karma: 10
^ who the fuck is this 'embrace it' fuck no. Skiboarding is gay and I will make fun of anyone I see on the every chance I get. I promise to also spray them with snow when I see then waiting to drop in
Feb 26 2005 12:04PM
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pbplaya69
Posts: 611 - Karma: 19
is there such thing as pro ski boarders?
Knitting its just so damn hot right now!
Feb 26 2005 12:06PM
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amlowenstein
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^used to be (xgames used to have it...see MIKE NICK).
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Feb 26 2005 2:59PM
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ryan.c
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Ice-Is-Scary - Guys, lets respect his decision to do whatever he wants. Let's try to stay away from the 'skiboarding is gay' mentality and learn to embrace other snow cultures.

how about not, this kids mad gay
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Feb 26 2005 3:12PM
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ECfreeski3
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ha ive seen a video of mike nick snowblading, he actually made it look okay
Feb 26 2005 3:14PM
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LeBlanc
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some snowblader guy today was droping in the pipe and he didnt know wth he was doing, got like 5 feet of air, flailed like a bird, landed 1 feet on the deck and one on the trany, then smashing his head on the ground. then he goes in the park, hits the biggest jump, flails like a mofo, then flips out on his back. wow.

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Feb 26 2005 5:07PM
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ArabianKnight
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skiboard's are gay
skiboarders are gay
public television represent
Feb 26 2005 6:09PM
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jflo453
Posts: 1383 - Karma: 26
haha thats so sick, id love to strap on ski blades and just go rip it up
Ski New Jersey
Feb 26 2005 6:14PM
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LostCarKeys
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 20
*cough*





Live To Ski...
Ski To Live...
Feb 26 2005 6:21PM
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westcoaststyle
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skiboarding is ridiculously fun once in a while. i suggest you try it
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it seems like this stage of life for a lot of people around our age is like when you are playing a video game and you beat the Final Boss, only to find out that was just a decoy Final Boss and the real Final Boss is about 50x harder. and on top of that, you used all your special tricks to beat the Decoy, and you are also low on life. and you have a crappy third party controller.
Feb 26 2005 7:09PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
i tackle fools with skiboards who think they can go into the park, and then i eat there liver. Havnt seen a skibaorder in the park since that incedent.

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
Feb 26 2005 7:19PM
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matthasaurusrex
Posts: 5160 - Karma: 185
its a gutsy move but mommy can pull it off


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Feb 26 2005 7:41PM
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OOHapieceofcandy
Posts: 563 - Karma: 10
snowbladers are so annoying when they just go in the park and hit the sides of jumps that are meant for a rail, thats probly why some terrain parks ban them
Feb 26 2005 7:43PM
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Jordan_P
Posts: 621 - Karma: 33
No, parks ban them because of their extreme lack of heterosexuality.


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Feb 26 2005 8:04PM
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fourdskate
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i saw a kid in the lift line last week with snowblades, so i asked him 'where'd you get those bad boys' and he started talking about our rental shop and how much he loves it. then he went and got sodomized by black men.
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no true, but you cant judge my english like you judge someone elses that live in for an example the US.. but still you can point out that, but not when i ask something that have something to do about flowers-dallan
Feb 26 2005 8:26PM
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3rdCoastskier
Posts: 206 - Karma: 11
snowller blades are gay, and no 900 will make them worth bragging about either. just gay
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Feb 26 2005 9:04PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
yo mommy, im taking out my skiboards too. maybe I can get my mom to film us so we can make a vid and try to get sponcered by like some sick company
Feb 26 2005 9:16PM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
i went a couple weeks ago when my skis broke.
it was fucking rad as hell.
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Feb 26 2005 9:36PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
nice? nooo


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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
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Feb 27 2005 2:03AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13042 - Karma: 18,224
I don't know,you can have steeze on skiblades.Hell,they should make them illegal!


Responsability,what's that?
Feb 27 2005 2:06AM
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b19119
Posts: 763 - Karma: 11
make me sad









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Go ARMADA Go 4FRNT
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Being out there skiing every day, good or bad, just playing around with friends, with no contests or filming- that is the real spirit of skiing for me. that is why i started skiing, and if i lose those moments that is what will make me stop skiing.
Feb 27 2005 2:07AM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
Ice-is-Scary has had such a complete turnaround that I find it extremely funny.

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Feb 27 2005 10:45AM
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alpineplease
Posts: 2789 - Karma: 1,756
I doubt arabianknight knows who mommy is. Mommy is a skiboarder gay. Thats why he calls himself mommy, so his boyfriend can say 'yes mommy, yes!'
Last year I was skiing switch down a groomer and I went by a chinese father and his son and they both started laughing at me -Parkboy
Feb 27 2005 2:14PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
alpineplease= the funniest, most creative member on this site.
Feb 27 2005 2:33PM
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fredsters_s
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^you are a funny guy and for all the haters this dizzle is taking the piss out of some gay fucker who was being serious and said 'yeah it was so easy i landed a cork 9 on blades it was really fun'

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Feb 27 2005 2:38PM
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fredsters_s
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this was the original post -

Subject: learned cork 7's tonight, and almost 9's
snapjibber2008
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No Life

2005-02-25 22:45:50
and you never guess what i was doing while i tried them...




FUCKING SNOWBLADING!
i never knew they could be so fun and easy to use. i was totally destroying the hip at our resort on them.



holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

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'g-dogg is a d-bagg'-DAMICO

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Feb 27 2005 2:43PM
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