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ChadThundercock
Posts: 2506
If you got the nuts... look yourself up on your state / country's court website and screenshot your convictions. As you can see I was raised by the streets.
Dec 12 2019 2:42PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4246
ChadThundercockIf you got the nuts... look yourself up on your state / country's court website and screenshot your convictions. As you can see I was raised by the streets.


I’ve got something even better, a job.
Dec 12 2019 3:18PM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 2506
cool_nameI’ve got something even better, a job.

I've got something even better, ur mum's affection
Dec 12 2019 4:39PM
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bongripper
Posts: 3055
I could've had "defamation" on my record but my school decided to be nice to me. It was from that one time I sent an anonymous email to the spanish teacher telling her that she sucked at teaching. Somehow, they found out it was me and I had to spend 3 days in in school suspension. Shit was rigged
Dec 12 2019 8:34PM
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ChadThundercock
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bongripperI could've had "defamation" on my record but my school decided to be nice to me. It was from that one time I sent an anonymous email to the spanish teacher telling her that she sucked at teaching. Somehow, they found out it was me and I had to spend 3 days in in school suspension. Shit was rigged


Welcome to Canada. No freedom of speech
Dec 12 2019 8:38PM
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Bdoobz
Posts: 425
I have 1 parking ticket. Does that count?
Dec 12 2019 10:40PM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 3298
Shows up different in every state.

I’ve been arrested like 20 times. Always go to trial do not be a pussy. Make a jury of peers send you down.
Dec 12 2019 11:02PM
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CalumSKI
Posts: 2718
the only thing on my criminal record is being too drippy
Ive been sentenced to a flexicution
Dec 13 2019 9:32AM
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SuckleBrick
Posts: 304
CalumSKIthe only thing on my criminal record is being too drippy
Ive been sentenced to a flexicution

hitting the hills without a pass
Dec 13 2019 10:05AM
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SammyDubz
Posts: 1933
can you get arrested for unpaid tolls? There’s a couple states that if I got pulled over in I think I would be in some trouble
Dec 13 2019 11:04AM
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oldmanski
Posts: 1154
Dont get caught
Dec 13 2019 11:09AM
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coolflash8
Posts: 2836
Mfw squeaky clean record somehow
Dec 13 2019 11:34AM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 2506
I'm just waiting for someone to come in hot with 2 domestics, a crack dealing charge, armed burglary and the story behind it all
Dec 13 2019 11:35AM
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oldmanski
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ChadThundercockI'm just waiting for someone to come in hot with 2 domestics, a crack dealing charge, armed burglary and the story behind it all

Thats my ex wife you are looking for. She has 7 felonies for selling meth, 2 aggravated assaults and a few fleeing from the cops along with all of her driving violations. She has a pretty long list.
Dec 13 2019 12:28PM
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CalumSKI
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oldmanskiThats my ex wife you are looking for. She has 7 felonies for selling meth, 2 aggravated assaults and a few fleeing from the cops along with all of her driving violations. She has a pretty long list.


i guess u guys canceled out then
cause she was a criminal, but u are the legend oldmanski
u are one of the best members on ns tbh
Dec 13 2019 1:23PM
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oldmanski
Posts: 1154
CalumSKIi guess u guys canceled out then
cause she was a criminal, but u are the legend oldmanski
u are one of the best members on ns tbh

We did, it was one of those things in life where our paths crossed, we were good for one another to help one another then we grew apart.

Thanks homie, there are a lot of good people on here including yourself. Skiing is awesome and that is why we are all here, hope you are out tearing it up on the mountain!
Dec 13 2019 1:43PM
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zues
Posts: 4047
what website can i look up myself on?
Dec 13 2019 7:17PM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 2506
zueswhat website can i look up myself on?

Find your state and look for the court search website
Dec 13 2019 7:17PM
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zues
Posts: 4047
So i google "CT court cases"? Idfk - but i know i have a list of 3 pretty serious items in two different states.
Dec 13 2019 7:21PM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 2506
zuesSo i google "CT court cases"? Idfk - but i know i have a list of 3 pretty serious items in two different states.


https://jud.ct.gov/jud2.htm
Dec 13 2019 7:23PM
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zoinked
Posts: 49
I got a minor in possession of nicotine in Utah just needed to smoke a dart
Dec 13 2019 7:36PM
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ThatSkiierKidd64
Posts: 248
zoinkedI got a minor in possession of nicotine in Utah just needed to smoke a dart


nothing like a hot dart
Dec 13 2019 7:41PM
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connecticunt
Posts: 800
haven’t had a run in with the police since I got caught driving my friends dad’s car when I was 14 and that shits been expunged




fuck the 5-0 we don’t talk to cops
Dec 13 2019 8:14PM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 2506
connecticunthaven’t had a run in with the police since I got caught driving my friends dad’s car when I was 14 and that shits been expunged




fuck the 5-0 we don’t talk to cops

Nice shoes wanna fuck
Dec 13 2019 8:15PM
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Tnski
Posts: 970
My weaseling skills have limited my record to fishing without a license and 85 in a 50
Dec 13 2019 8:55PM
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Afghan_kush
Posts: 4158
oldmanskiDont get caught


The crime is getting caught nomsayin
Dec 13 2019 9:53PM
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zoinked
Posts: 49
ChadThundercockIf you got the nuts... look yourself up on your state / country's court website and screenshot your convictions. As you can see I was raised by the streets.


Chad, you are the hardest motherfucker I know
Dec 14 2019 12:24AM
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JAHpow
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ChadThundercockIf you got the nuts... look yourself up on your state / country's court website and screenshot your convictions. As you can see I was raised by the streets.


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/948182/COPS-Theme-Song-Bad-Boys
Dec 14 2019 1:04AM
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coolflash8
Posts: 2836
connecticunthaven’t had a run in with the police since I got caught driving my friends dad’s car when I was 14 and that shits been expunged




fuck the 5-0 we don’t talk to cops


Waa waaa blue men baddddd
Dec 14 2019 1:06AM
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loadedburrito
Posts: 86
CalumSKIi guess u guys canceled out then
cause she was a criminal, but u are the legend oldmanski
u are one of the best members on ns tbh



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wholesome as fuck
Dec 16 2019 12:35PM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 3298
I got a homie who is obese as fuck and is talking to some hottie that’s incarcerated he met online. Says they are gonna get married when she gets out.
Dec 16 2019 1:29PM
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Jems
Posts: 765
BdoobzI have 1 parking ticket. Does that count?


same bro 😳😳😳
Dec 16 2019 5:43PM
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Evantheshredster
Posts: 225
just a trespass
Dec 16 2019 10:34PM
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ConesForBreakfas
Posts: 593
PeppermillRenoI got a homie who is obese as fuck and is talking to some hottie that’s incarcerated he met online. Says they are gonna get married when she gets out.

One of my high school english teachers told us this poem she wrote about a girl who was sending dirty letters to a death row inmate. Turns out it was true and about herself
Dec 17 2019 8:44PM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 2506
ConesForBreakfasOne of my high school english teachers told us this poem she wrote about a girl who was sending dirty letters to a death row inmate. Turns out it was true and about herself


Wow
Dec 17 2019 8:58PM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 2506
bump
Feb 14 2020 3:51PM
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SkiGuy00
Posts: 49
I once smoked a kid like a fkn swisher
Feb 14 2020 4:00PM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 2506
SkiGuy00I once smoked a kid like a fkn swisher


Ok
Feb 14 2020 5:13PM
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