A confession to Eheath

Get this guy a purple name. This is hard hitting and important ski media

aw thnx bb

me except to @vibecheck

**This post was edited on Dec 7th 2019 at 7:43:39pm

Hey guys just wanted to let you know, this video isn’t real.

this “troll” needs to grow up and develop some self respect

Regardless, i have the REAL eheath for sale right here. 9/10 condition (basically new) $500

https://www.newschoolers.com/bst/thread/454/Eheath

Now entering the dark web

jesus christ

F.W.Y.HHey guys just wanted to let you know, this video isn’t real.

this “troll” needs to grow up and develop some self respect

Regardless, i have the REAL eheath for sale right here. 9/10 condition (basically new) $500

https://www.newschoolers.com/bst/thread/454/Eheath

Interested in purchasing the eheath you have for sale but have a few questions. Hopefully you can answer them in order, and with details:

1: Obviously your eheath is not in good health but overall what significant (and insignificant) defects are present?

2: Does your eheath come with a year's supply of food? My biggest purchase concern is being able to afford to feed it.

3: Are there any liens or mortgages on your eheath or is it free and clear (clean title)?

4: While extremely unlikely, has your eheath had any prior owners, specifically female?

5: Is your eheath able to play well with others or is it a high-maintenance attention whore?

6: In current condition, what is the expected useful number of years remaining on your eheath?

7: Due to your eheath's particularly large size, are there any special considerations necessary when considering transporting it?

8: Is your eheath still programmable (can it learn new skills, or is it old dog/new tricks kinda deal)?

9: Do you anticipate any issues bonding your eheath to its new owner?

10: Would you be willing to meet at the MAGA rally in Hershey, PA on December 10th so that I can take a look at your eheath in person?

iFlip8: Is your eheath still programmable (can it learn new skills, or is it old dog/new tricks kinda deal)?

To my knowledge this particular genus of eheath (Montana/Utah variant) can only do rodeo 5s. Other skills include counter strike and bong rips. Having both of the above items is necessary for your eheaths health.

iFlipInterested in purchasing the eheath you have for sale but have a few questions. Hopefully you can answer them in order, and with details:

1: Obviously your eheath is not in good health but overall what significant (and insignificant) defects are present?

2: Does your eheath come with a year's supply of food? My biggest purchase concern is being able to afford to feed it.

3: Are there any liens or mortgages on your eheath or is it free and clear (clean title)?

4: While extremely unlikely, has your eheath had any prior owners, specifically female?

5: Is your eheath able to play well with others or is it a high-maintenance attention whore?

6: In current condition, what is the expected useful number of years remaining on your eheath?

7: Due to your eheath's particularly large size, are there any special considerations necessary when considering transporting it?

8: Is your eheath still programmable (can it learn new skills, or is it old dog/new tricks kinda deal)?

9: Do you anticipate any issues bonding your eheath to its new owner?

10: Would you be willing to meet at the MAGA rally in Hershey, PA on December 10th so that I can take a look at your eheath in person?

My eheath has no significant defects. He claims that he is in great shape, makes innovative park skiing edits and gets along well with the cool pros.


eheath will supply his own food. He will spend the majority of the day in feeding

eheath bonds with who he wants to bond with. He claims that if you got a problem with it “youre just a pussy”.


Eheath is programmable up to kfed

Good to be back in eheaths boiler room

Eheath:




https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/956694/Rockwell---Somebody-s-Watching-Me--Official-Video-