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F.W.Y.HHey guys just wanted to let you know, this video isn’t real.
this “troll” needs to grow up and develop some self respect
Regardless, i have the REAL eheath for sale right here. 9/10 condition (basically new) $500
iFlip8: Is your eheath still programmable (can it learn new skills, or is it old dog/new tricks kinda deal)?
iFlipInterested in purchasing the eheath you have for sale but have a few questions. Hopefully you can answer them in order, and with details:
1: Obviously your eheath is not in good health but overall what significant (and insignificant) defects are present?
2: Does your eheath come with a year's supply of food? My biggest purchase concern is being able to afford to feed it.
3: Are there any liens or mortgages on your eheath or is it free and clear (clean title)?
4: While extremely unlikely, has your eheath had any prior owners, specifically female?
5: Is your eheath able to play well with others or is it a high-maintenance attention whore?
6: In current condition, what is the expected useful number of years remaining on your eheath?
7: Due to your eheath's particularly large size, are there any special considerations necessary when considering transporting it?
8: Is your eheath still programmable (can it learn new skills, or is it old dog/new tricks kinda deal)?
9: Do you anticipate any issues bonding your eheath to its new owner?
10: Would you be willing to meet at the MAGA rally in Hershey, PA on December 10th so that I can take a look at your eheath in person?