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Things you wish you could Google

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elcheapo
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I wish I could type in "where's my ski videos" and it'd say were they are
Nov 28 2019 2:40PM
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CatdickBojangles
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Use google file stream and you can.
Nov 28 2019 2:41PM
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elcheapo
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Its collection in my house somewhere that I can't find anywhere,
Nov 28 2019 2:44PM
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CatdickBojangles
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TnskiIts collection in my house somewhere that I can't find anywhere,

Oh you mean in real life not on your computer hahahaha
Nov 28 2019 2:58PM
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elcheapo
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Exactly ,I should have been more specific
Nov 28 2019 3:01PM
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clorox
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Why can't I see colors anymore? Why does everything taste like old pennies?
Nov 28 2019 6:30PM
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DayMan
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Hey google where are Tnskis mom’s nudes
Nov 28 2019 7:49PM
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ahshit
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Hey Google where's my phone
Dec 2 2019 10:47AM
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SofaKingSick
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hey Google where the fuck are my goddamn keys i swear to god i put them oh wait here they are thanks Siri
Dec 2 2019 11:27AM
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iced
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google i smell toast and half my face is asleep
Dec 2 2019 12:01PM
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ChadThundercock
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Directions to Chad's from the bottom of Alta
Dec 2 2019 1:25PM
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Bdoobz
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Hey google, where is the NS search bar?
Dec 2 2019 1:45PM
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shred.stickz
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Who killed Jeffrey Epstein?
Dec 2 2019 4:39PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Location of my father
Dec 2 2019 7:53PM
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ChadThundercock
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shred.stickzWho killed Jeffrey Epstein?

Refer to my thread for the shocking news.
Dec 2 2019 8:15PM
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lickmyballs
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icedgoogle i smell toast and half my face is asleep


I feel like no one gets this hahaha. gold
Dec 2 2019 10:47PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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google, why is my sleep paralysis demon my dad?
Dec 3 2019 2:25AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Why can’t I understand anything anymore
why is my reading comprehension degrading
why do I feel paranoid like everyone is attacking me all the time
why is the alignment of my thought structures so completely different to everyone elses
why does it feel like my brain is decaying
why do I see reality so diffidently to everyone
........ :(

**This post was edited on Dec 3rd 2019 at 4:16:12am
Dec 3 2019 4:15AM
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GnarBurger
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"Why am I self-conscious when my windshield wipers are going faster than everyone else's?"
Dec 4 2019 12:23PM
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Segsxi
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“When will there be a NS party in the skyliner parking lot at Mt Bachelor?”
Dec 4 2019 4:09PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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HYP3R_REAL1TYWhy can’t I understand anything anymore
why is my reading comprehension degrading
why do I feel paranoid like everyone is attacking me all the time
why is the alignment of my thought structures so completely different to everyone elses
why does it feel like my brain is decaying
why do I see reality so diffidently to everyone
........ :(

**This post was edited on Dec 3rd 2019 at 4:16:12am


Dude those are the questions I ask myself on a daily basis :(

Do I think the same way as others do? What do others think? Am I the only one who thinks certain thoughts?
Where has my mind gone?
Why do I keep spacing out and thinking about life?
Why are we here? What's the point in this existence? Where's the point? Is there a point? Why am I alive? Is this all just a simulation, just all happening in my head? Do I even exist?
Why aren't I dead yet?
Dec 4 2019 4:26PM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 785
HYP3R_REAL1TYWhy can’t I understand anything anymore
why is my reading comprehension degrading
why do I feel paranoid like everyone is attacking me all the time
why is the alignment of my thought structures so completely different to everyone elses
why does it feel like my brain is decaying
why do I see reality so diffidently to everyone
........ :(

**This post was edited on Dec 3rd 2019 at 4:16:12am


Maybe it's the drugs bro
Dec 4 2019 5:12PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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ChadThundercockMaybe it's the drugs bro


I don’t do any no more
Dec 4 2019 5:45PM
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ChadThundercock
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HYP3R_REAL1TYI don’t do any no more

Some have lasting effects, I've done plenty
Dec 4 2019 5:58PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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ChadThundercockSome have lasting effects, I've done plenty


I would agree with that for sure
Dec 4 2019 6:29PM
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GreezyBastard
Posts: 492 - Karma: 1,966
HYP3R_REAL1TYWhy can’t I understand anything anymore
why is my reading comprehension degrading
why do I feel paranoid like everyone is attacking me all the time
why is the alignment of my thought structures so completely different to everyone elses
why does it feel like my brain is decaying
why do I see reality so diffidently to everyone
........ :(

**This post was edited on Dec 3rd 2019 at 4:16:12am


Sounds like someone took a strong dose of L
Dec 4 2019 6:53PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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GreezyBastardSounds like someone took a strong dose of L


Younger me
Dec 4 2019 6:57PM
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GreezyBastard
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HYP3R_REAL1TYYounger me


What made you stop
Dec 4 2019 6:58PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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GreezyBastardWhat made you stop

Taking a lot of psychedelics is not conducive to the lifestyle I want to live. Sure it makes you more peaceful but sometimes that is not necessarily the best trait to have. Especially in the west where traits of competitiveness and aggression are beneficial to succeed.

Also now I just have no desire to take them. There’s no point, you can have fun without them. They’re a waste of money.

While I have had interesting experiences I really wish I only took tried l once
Dec 4 2019 7:15PM
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ChadThundercock
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GreezyBastardWhat made you stop

Me? I turned 21.
Dec 4 2019 8:48PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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bongripperDude those are the questions I ask myself on a daily basis :(

Do I think the same way as others do? What do others think? Am I the only one who thinks certain thoughts?
Where has my mind gone?
Why do I keep spacing out and thinking about life?
Why are we here? What's the point in this existence? Where's the point? Is there a point? Why am I alive? Is this all just a simulation, just all happening in my head? Do I even exist?
Why aren't I dead yet?


There are many eyes, even the Sphinx has eyes. And as a result there are many truths...

I think it goes something like that. I guess the only thing that matters in regards to these thoughts is how well you can make sense of them in your own.
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