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Best Thanksgiving sides thread

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CatdickBojangles
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Everyone knows green bean casserole is where it’s at.
Nov 28 2019 12:41PM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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nuttin made by yo crusty ass wite relatives
Nov 28 2019 12:49PM
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Non_State_Actor
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If stuffing counts as a side /thread
Nov 28 2019 1:01PM
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JAHpow
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Big cranberry sauce guy
Nov 28 2019 2:08PM
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ASSholebomber22
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Man FUCK traditional thanksgiving food. Ya boy's eatin king crab, bacon wrapped scallops, and fillet mignon.

Why people actin like they're thankful for green bean casserole or some dry ass bird is beyond me.
Nov 28 2019 2:13PM
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ASSholebomber22
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Even when cooked perfectly, it's still turkey.

Noone even makes turkey outside of thanksgiving do they? I'll pass.
Nov 28 2019 2:40PM
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CatdickBojangles
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Gotta brine the turkey for 12hrs. I just do a salt water brine but I’ve always wanted to try a different brine.
Nov 28 2019 2:41PM
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elcheapo
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Black wild rice stuffing is out of control
Nov 28 2019 2:46PM
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Lemuel
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Homemade stuffing for sure. My mom makes amazing stuffing all from scratch. I've tried to copy the recipe and failed miserably. Also my mom makes the best rolls I've ever had. Surprise surprise I cannot replicate those either.

And canned jelly cranberry sauce is the only kind acceptable. Change my mind.
Nov 28 2019 7:10PM
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GreezyBastard
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LemuelHomemade stuffing for sure. My mom makes amazing stuffing all from scratch. I've tried to copy the recipe and failed miserably. Also my mom makes the best rolls I've ever had. Surprise surprise I cannot replicate those either.

And canned jelly cranberry sauce is the only kind acceptable. Change my mind.


Nothing beats canned cranberry’s. Nothing
Nov 28 2019 9:19PM
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abar.
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Stuffing is objectively the correct answer
Nov 28 2019 10:05PM
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zoinked
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chicken and rice casserole is bomb
Nov 28 2019 10:29PM
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Non_State_Actor
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mc.steezychicken and rice casserole is bomb


Are we part of the same conversation here?

You eat chicken and rice casserole as a side dish accompanying turkey?
Nov 28 2019 11:42PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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ALMIGHTYSOSAnuttin made by yo crusty ass wite relatives


White ppl be like

Nov 29 2019 1:24AM
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zoinked
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mystery3Are we part of the same conversation here?

You eat chicken and rice casserole as a side dish accompanying turkey?


I’m more of a ham guy not a huge fan of turkey. Just my opinion
Nov 29 2019 2:48PM
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theabortionator
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I dont like turkey at all and a lot of styles of ham. I'm unamerican af. Yolo
Nov 29 2019 5:54PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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one word: CRANBERRY SAUCE
Nov 29 2019 6:45PM
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vibecheck
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borger
Nov 29 2019 6:54PM
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elcheapo
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My sis made some killer stuffing and asked her what's all in it she said a pound of butter
Nov 29 2019 10:41PM
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CatdickBojangles
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theabortionatorI dont like turkey at all and a lot of styles of ham. I'm unamerican af. Yolo


Hams disgusting

**This post was edited on Nov 30th 2019 at 8:22:27am
Nov 30 2019 8:21AM
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iced
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BiffbarfEven when cooked perfectly, it's still turkey.

Noone even makes turkey outside of thanksgiving do they? I'll pass.


Dude have you even tried to help your mom make a turkey
it doesnt happen in 45 min
Dec 1 2019 8:15PM
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ASSholebomber22
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icedDude have you even tried to help your mom make a turkey
it doesnt happen in 45 min


Like of course a whole damn bird takes all day, but I'm talkin unless you're a carnie slingin' legs at the fair or some psychopath who thinks turkey bacon is 'close enough' ain't nobody just preppin' up some turkey (breast/thighs/legs/wings/etc) for dinner.

Sandwhiches on the other hand... turkey/bacon/pepperjack/guac/lettuce/tom/onion on some toasted french bread? Fuck my face with that shit every. day.

But some traditional turkey? Shit's beat.
Dec 1 2019 10:42PM
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loadedburrito
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LemuelHomemade stuffing for sure. My mom makes amazing stuffing all from scratch. I've tried to copy the recipe and failed miserably. Also my mom makes the best rolls I've ever had. Surprise surprise I cannot replicate those either.

And canned jelly cranberry sauce is the only kind acceptable. Change my mind.


the ocean spray shit goes crazy
Dec 3 2019 2:24PM
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oldmanski
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Mashed potatoes and gravy
Dec 3 2019 3:30PM
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-arc-
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Imagine celebrating thanksgiving lmao, Australia gang unite
Dec 4 2019 1:30AM
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shinbangclan
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gravy has the most versatility I mean you can drop that shit on turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, literally anything that's not dessert. Hell, if you wanna put gravy on pumpkin pie, you can do that to, but I wouldn't recommend it lmao
Dec 4 2019 3:07AM
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CatdickBojangles
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oldmanskiMashed potatoes and gravy


That’s a given. I think it’s more of a main than a side.
Dec 4 2019 7:02AM
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