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BobYohan
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so I fooled around with this girl a few times awhile back and it turns out she has a jealous long distance boyfriend. apparently he's been looking for me when he comes into town. i am currently dating a close friend of that girl and we are all going to their school's formal on saturday together. the girls have told me this guy will most likely start shit, probably at the afterparty. i have never seen him before, but i think he might have a little size on me. im in good shape and i work out, but i dont fight so i have no technique. any simple tips? and plz dont bother saying 'fighting is not the answer'. i know that but if this fucker jumps me ima have to defend myself. im gonna get some prep from my buddies who know how to fight, but im bored so thought id see if NS has anythin to offer.
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Feb 23 2005 1:30AM
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johanblaze
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fight dirty.
Feb 23 2005 1:31AM
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lanks
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seriously, go crazy, and punch fast and hard. the crazier fighter always wins streetfights. and yes, if it comes down to it, fight dirty, because the other guy wont hesitate to either.

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Feb 23 2005 1:33AM
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Deafboy
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punch him dead center in the nose...then kick him in the nuts then punch him in the fucking voicebox then take a fucking iron and smash him over the head with it.



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Feb 23 2005 1:37AM
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johanblaze
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hit him sideways across the nose to spew blood and stun him. then sock him in the stomach and when hes bending over in pain uppercut him in the jaw. then when hes facing you again, headbutt him right on the bridge of the nose, breaking it, ending the fight.
Feb 23 2005 1:39AM
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BobYohan
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also, like i said im going to a formal so i will be in dress shoes, which sucks. think i should take em off and go in my socks? for agility/stability etc.
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Feb 23 2005 1:39AM
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lanks
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seriously though, do everything, i mean everything you can, to avoid fighting. if that fails...go nuts.

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Feb 23 2005 1:40AM
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johanblaze
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the boys on ns will back you up. ive got your back dude.
Feb 23 2005 1:42AM
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BobYohan
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ahaha thanks man, ill try and get him to a computer so you can lower his self-esteem. if this happens it will be a true one on one tho. he is from out of town and i dont think i will have any back at this party cuz its all private school kids and thats not really my crowd.
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Feb 23 2005 1:48AM
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johanblaze
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but think aobut this too:

he is out of town. he will have no backup either.
Feb 23 2005 1:50AM
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Gdawg3
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From experience, I can say that hitting them right in the nose always works. It hurts so badly, plus you can't see, and you feel sick and disoriented. After that, definitley a punch right in the stomach or throat to keep them from breathing. With just 2 good fast punches you're golden. And avoid getting close and wrestling, because you'll end up on the ground, and size always wins there.


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Feb 23 2005 1:51AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Punch someone either in the nose or throat as hard as you can, kick them square in the knee if they arnt expecting it and in your face. Or go for the classic jawpunch, I've seen very few people that could stand after a suckerpunch to the jaw


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Feb 23 2005 1:53AM
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BobYohan
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^^ yeah thats what i was implying. chances are ill know some guys there. not my close friends but likely someone who would keep somthing really bad from happening.
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Feb 23 2005 1:53AM
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Sharpy
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just don't miss when he ducks and dips. if he's bigger, don't get close or he'll maul you. go for his eyes so that he gets trouble seeing and don't let him grab your clothes. If you can punch him in the ear or temple to seriously stun him. Ignore everythign I just said, I've never actually been i na real fight.

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Feb 23 2005 1:54AM
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have something that you can grip in your fist. a fistpack if you will. anything can work, but theres nothing like a roll of pennies. makes your fists really solid. its the next best thing to brass knuckles. so find somthing that you can grip in your fists. youll knock the sucka out.















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Feb 23 2005 1:56AM
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johanblaze
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^ dude i have never heard that but that is a damn good idea. but how would you get the roll of pennies out of your pocket and into your hands when shit heats up?
Feb 23 2005 2:12AM
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under_achieved
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tell him you dont hit girls and walk away, for real though if shit does happen keep a cool head and dont stand there like a punching bag.. and dont be a little bitch and kick him in the face if you knock him down.

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Feb 23 2005 2:14AM
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TheStamos
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Just make your puches solid, use your shoulder to back up your arm Basicaly use your body shit this is hard to explain. One good shot like that will fuck him up and dont be scared to get hit, unless he know's how to hit then it wont matter because he is swinging first and youll be down.
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Feb 23 2005 2:18AM
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xxSimsxx
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Look, i have done my fair share of fighting. The calm person wins.. the moment you lose your cool your done. When he swings at you just visualize it slower that it is and look for his open spot. Gut shot him or hook him to the face. Keep distance on him, he'll try to get close, so just jab jab and give him a hook. Hop back and repeat. You'll look like an ace and he'll go down. The minute hes open on his face. Throw hard punches to his mouth, nose and eyes. You should be fine. I've also had the jelous boyfriend thing happen to me, except they had been in juvie... and were gonna beat me down wit wrenches..:(. But they went back to juvie! But yeah man seriously good luck to you.
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Feb 23 2005 2:23AM
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shank him
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Feb 23 2005 2:28AM
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frampton
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dont swing wide. dont go crazy until he is down on the ground. jab at him because jabs come straight on and are harder to dodge as opposed to wide full power swings that you would throw when going crazy
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Feb 23 2005 2:35AM
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ItsPhil
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statue of liberty trick
raise your left hand up and start waving it around so he will look at it
then snuff him with the right straight to the dome
then run
Feb 23 2005 2:48AM
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.scott.
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yeah, you can't be crazy, so you gotta focus, a little, but you do have to make yourself really pissed, because even when you're winning, it hurts. so think about how f***in gay it is that this dude is fighting you because obviously that girl wasn't satified with his stupid ass. you've just gotta be pissed enough that you will totally commit to beating his ass until he doesn't want anymore, or so that you will be able to keep from getting killed if you're losing. seriously, though, you can talk and make the guy feel like a dumb ass and not have to fight him if you don't want to, and you won't be a pussy for doing that. he's the dipshit that is pissed cause his girl screwed him over, and keep in mind, you are the one she got down with, you should be able to insult him enough that he feels demoralized with that much ammo.
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Feb 23 2005 2:51AM
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BillyMFBadass
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all u gotta do is hit him once in the throat(but not really hard cuz u could kill him) and then kick him in the balls, then u can have ur way with him. yes its dirty and cheap but extremely effective.


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Feb 23 2005 3:42AM
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BillyMFBadass
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and by the way a regular old bic (lighter) makes an excellent fist pack


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Feb 23 2005 4:03AM
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SmoKinSkier
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Well represnet and dont get embarrased in front of ur girl, and lets get the detaisl of the fight when u get back!!




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Feb 23 2005 6:50AM
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pat-rickdaigle
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get vicious, just lose it, AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH go crazy, AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH, punch right below the ribs, fuck won't be able to breathe, then go for the nose, it'll make him cry without a doubt.



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Feb 23 2005 7:03AM
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pat-rickdaigle
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and don't lose, whatever you do man, also if your gonna fight dirty get a roll of quarters in your hand when u punch, hit's twice as hard, just don't let them catch you with the quarters, it'll be considered assault with a weapon.



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Feb 23 2005 7:06AM
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couchskier
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scuff the soles of your shoes so they arnt slippery, when he comes at you and gets in your grill act like you dont wanna fight then when he grabs your shirt spin and lock his arms under your pit then stuff your elbow into his face hard like your breaking a window with it, this should shock the hell outta him but don't give him any distance get up in there tight and down punch him (workin him to the ground)ounce he is down stand over him and tell him he is a loser for bringin up old shit, and that you don't want to hurt him any more.
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Feb 23 2005 7:18AM
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devine
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keep the shoes on too , broken toes are a bitch and distracting

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Feb 23 2005 7:20AM
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blow a load in his eye
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Feb 23 2005 7:30AM
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punk_rider
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i'm short and not strong and it always worked:
wait for him to try to punch you (never try first coz when the others knows it's gonna come, it's already lost), avoid him, then kick him in the balls. he's gonna bend, so kick his face with your knee, his nose is gonna bleed, he will be a little mentally absent, so grab his hairs and explode his eye brows with your bend (i'm not sure of that: the articulation between your shoulder and your hand). he's gonna bleed shit and you go away safe. train and if you do it rightly, nobody will mess with ya. trust me, it worked 3 times in my life
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Feb 23 2005 8:17AM
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^ you know the word articulation, but not the word elbow?
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Feb 23 2005 8:19AM
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punk_rider
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oh! yes! i'm stupid!!!! elbow = elbowing in hockey! damn! this stupid course i'm not listening to his killing my english vocabulary! thanx!

and btw, articulation is the same in french
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Feb 23 2005 8:25AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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my brother is a crazy fighter...he fights kids like twice his size for no reason and just breaks their fukin eyesocket in one punch.
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Feb 23 2005 8:40AM
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k-fay
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I'm a pretty strong girl with little to no fighting skills, but I got this tip from my brothers; literally crush the top of the persons foot with your foot then punch the person, and they will either trip and fall and break their ankel, or they will come right back up and you can punch them again.
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Feb 23 2005 9:57AM
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rodadeaco
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buy a gun

big whoop wanna fight about it?
Feb 23 2005 10:20AM
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dont be a pussy



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Feb 23 2005 10:21AM
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bitchassphatz
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elbow to his nose...just all quick like, then walk away



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Feb 23 2005 10:51AM
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Sharpy
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I want to hear how this goes. Give us the details. This thread has actually inspired me to get into a fight. But I won't because starting shit is stupid. Good luck though bro.

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You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

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Feb 23 2005 11:04AM
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Sharpy
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ooo oo, I remmebered what I was gonan say, pull that shit the dude pulled in than skier vs. snowboarder tha twas on here. JUst walk away slowly than BAAAMMM, throw the right hook right into his face and knock him off his feet and shit.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Feb 23 2005 11:19AM
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Freeskier21
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this whole thread is hilarious.

Fights aren't like they are in the movies...you will both be on the ground rolling around, 1 or 2 punches might get landed before its broken up.

There isn't such a thing as fighting dirty. Good luck.

Feb 23 2005 11:40AM
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bitchassphatz
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oh that video is awesome...



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Feb 23 2005 11:51AM
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bigkstylie
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Yeah, just stay on your feet, stay calm-ish, and make sure to land your punches. None of this windmill business.

If you actually do drop him on the ground, walk up and say 'That's how we do it in muthaf'ckin Bethel Maine, beeitch!' That will really sound tough.




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Feb 23 2005 12:02PM
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manus
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two things to remember, throat punch, easy to kill someone, do you want to risk it?

Kicking someone with a shoe on, if the cops get involved you know look at A&B w/Deadly Weapon (shod foot), a bare fott if just a dangerous weapon in the eyes of the law.


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Feb 23 2005 12:04PM
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freestyler540
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A simple appology is good to calm down an asshole.Even if your not sincere,it always works.

If it doesn't,kick him in the stones.



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Feb 23 2005 12:13PM
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hendrik.
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stay cool, and you'll have the upper hand..have him swing first, like that if the cops come, you were hitting back in self defense.

other than that, keep your dukes up lad!
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Feb 23 2005 12:18PM
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rodadeaco
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I like the elbow idea, but first throw a left then follow that up with the elbow.

big whoop wanna fight about it?
Feb 23 2005 12:20PM
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BxB
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like everyones been saying, FREAK OUT AND GO CRAZY, always scares the shit outa someone and they always flinch and are scared shitless. when you throw punches throw them with your body, put your whole body into that shit and itll fuck him up. just dont lose balence haha

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Feb 23 2005 12:24PM
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Vicious
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don't go crazy to fast...act nonchalant what he is getting all pumped up and he'll get even more mad if you act like he's wasting your time.

then, when he's stupidly not paying attention, just knock him the the nose...this will stun him enough for you to get a good few more in before he even knows what hit him.

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Feb 23 2005 12:30PM
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Skipig25
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keep a hand up to protect your face, in case he tries to punch you in the jaw/nose



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