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The hidden blessings in injuries

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YeetCannon
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Took a tumble, a stupid tumble near A basin yesterday. Whatever I hit my leg on ripped my phone in half(with a case on), and crunched my quad pretty good. If my phone hadn't taken most of the impact, I might have actually injured my leg, which poses the question; "why did i decide to put my phone in my right pocket in stead of my backpack like usual?" Divine intervention? Just lucky? Am I just stoned and introspective?
Nov 2 2019 1:06PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,174
Fate bro
Nov 3 2019 5:04AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Stoned and introspective
Nov 3 2019 12:59PM
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oldmanski
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Stoned luck
Nov 3 2019 2:22PM
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cory.iyoob
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What kind of phone?
Nov 3 2019 8:23PM
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elcheapo
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Dumb luck
Nov 3 2019 11:33PM
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YeetCannon
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cory.iyoobWhat kind of phone?

Google Pixel 2, with a pretty tough case. I've had it for 3 years, never dropped it. Only dropped my own dumb ass
Nov 6 2019 10:29AM
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dolanslebensraum
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Wtf. A phone didnt do shit to
save you from injury. Get a grip op
Nov 6 2019 6:22PM
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CatdickBojangles
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The hidden blessing in injuries is Oxicotin.
Nov 7 2019 12:07PM
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YeetCannon
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DolanReloadedWtf. A phone didnt do shit to
save you from injury. Get a grip op


I'm sorry were you there? Also, who pissed in your cornflakes? Chill the fuck out dude
Nov 7 2019 3:39PM
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CatdickBojangles
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DolanReloadedWtf. A phone didnt do shit to
save you from injury. Get a grip op


Agreed OP probably tripped in the parking lot. Thread is fake.
Nov 7 2019 3:44PM
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YeetCannon
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CatdickBojanglesAgreed OP probably tripped in the parking lot. Thread is fake.


Oof, you done got me
Nov 7 2019 3:48PM
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